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JoeDeertay United States. May 22 2009 01:04. Posts 1730 | | |
So I was playing the 35k tonight on FTP, and at one point I was about 32/64 and told a friend of mine that I might win it again. So he started watching, and eventually I busted out bluffing an ~14BB stack with QTcc on a K63dd board into and AKo and busting in like 52nd (I raised pre and then shoved for like 2x pot on flop after getting flatted...probably not the best play but I didn't feeling like check folding or bet folding and being shortstacked, so I just went for it, and I thought it might work a lot anyway). I don't have the actual HH because I just closed the software after busting because I didn't really care.
So then I'm just like "well that sucked" and he doesn't say anything. Then my other friend (acdawg712 on LP) IMs me with a transscript of the convo they are having with each other, and neither of us could stop laughing at some of the comments this kid made:
EDIT: This wasn't at a table or anything, but was an AIM convo that we were having, and acdawg was copy-pasting what our mutual douchebag friend was saying about me.
acdawg712 (12:16:30 AM): Douchebag (12:15:31 AM): joe does shit sometimes
Douchebag (12:15:40 AM): that just make no sense
Douchebag (12:15:56 AM): and he tries disguising it with like elevated poker talk
Douchebag (12:16:02 AM): but the fact is is it's a shitty hand
Me (12:16:43 AM): lol
Me (12:16:58 AM): not my fault you dont understand what im fucking saying
Me (12:16:59 AM): moron
acdawg712 (12:17:02 AM): yea
acdawg712 (12:17:14 AM): Douchebag (12:16:35 AM): raising middle position with 10qs
Douchebag (12:16:53 AM): and getting flatcalled at the nittiest table i've ever seen
acdawg712 (12:17:18 AM): i am rofling
Me (12:17:27 AM): lol
acdawg712 (12:17:31 AM): Douchebag (12:17:04 AM): then proceeding to push first to act on the flop that has a king on it
Douchebag (12:17:07 AM): is a straight up bad play
Douchebag (12:17:12 AM): no matter how you look at it
acdawg712 (12:17:50 AM): so funny
acdawg712 (12:21:02 AM): Douchebag (12:20:02 AM): he's so arrogant but he's not that good lol
acdawg712 (12:22:46 AM): LMFAO
acdawg712 (12:22:48 AM): LOL
acdawg712 (12:22:53 AM): hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
acdawg712 (12:22:54 AM): Douchebag (12:22:24 AM): i feel like i'm better than him
acdawg712 (12:23:12 AM): too much for me
acdawg712 (12:24:16 AM): u still here lol
Me (12:24:33 AM): yeah
Me (12:24:35 AM): im talking to him
acdawg712 (12:26:38 AM): this is too funny
acdawg712 (12:27:08 AM): Douchebag (12:25:39 AM): yeah he's so bad
Douchebag (12:26:06 AM): he gets lost in numbers and ranges and shit
acdawg712 (12:27:11 AM): too funny
acdawg712 (12:27:16 AM): i wouldn't even say anything to him
Me (12:27:17 AM): lmfao
acdawg712 (12:27:19 AM): wouldn't no where to begin
Me (12:27:22 AM): im not confronting him
Me (12:27:28 AM): just answering his questions
Me (12:28:08 AM): i mean
Me (12:28:19 AM): he is the one who cant win freerolls for christs fucking sake
acdawg712 (12:29:09 AM): hahahahah
acdawg712 (12:29:12 AM): o
acdawg712 (12:29:18 AM): i missed one funny thing
acdawg712 (12:29:35 AM): Douchebag (12:22:38 AM): i don't really play that much and i don't know the ins and outs of the game
Douchebag (12:22:54 AM): but he uses the ins and outs to mask the fact that he doesn't really know what he's doing
Douchebag (12:23:13 AM): i feel like if you sat me and him down with like 7 other players
Douchebag (12:23:21 AM): in a low blind cash game
Douchebag (12:23:31 AM): i'd definitely do much better than him
acdawg712 (12:29:47 AM): yes if it was 1c/2c
Me (12:29:48 AM): lmfao.....
acdawg712 (12:29:49 AM): prolly
acdawg712 (12:29:57 AM): since you and i would j ust shove every ahdn for the fuck of it
We had a good laugh over all that shit, especially since we know the results this kid has had in poker. He broke his fucking computer screen last night after punching it when he got sucked out in the limit holdem round of the HORSE Ferguson on FTP. He also complains EVERY NIGHT about how bad he runs in the freerolls and can never win anything in any of them...and now he is trying to say I have no idea what I'm doing after making about a 10k or so overall profit since around October. LMFAO
Anyway, GL all
-Joe
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Sicks Macks United States. May 22 2009 01:17. Posts 3929 | | |
Not trying to be a nit and I don't know if this conversation and the ones that preceded happened in table chat, but please don't ever use the word "range", explain your strategy or say anything like that at the table. It really makes fish really uncomfortable if they see players talking about hands using terms they don't understand. It's really bad for games. |
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JoeDeertay United States. May 22 2009 01:27. Posts 1730 | | |
No this wasnt at a table. This was an AIM convo with a friend of mine who was watching me play. acdawg712 was talking to him on AIM too (as we are all mutual friends, from high school) and acdawg was copy-pasting what our friend was telling him about me. Then we were both laughing about it because we know the kid sucks. I guess I should clarify this in OP. |
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JoeDeertay United States. May 22 2009 01:30. Posts 1730 | | |
I actually didn't say anything to the douchebag before he started running his mouth. He was just talking about the answers I give to his questions when he watches me play, and when I answer I try and be informative because I know he's learning (and pretty much sucks) haha. |
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Sicks Macks United States. May 22 2009 02:22. Posts 3929 | | |
Completely different if it's someone you know IRL away from the tables, my bad |
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| | On May 22 2009 00:17 Sicks Macks wrote:
Not trying to be a nit and I don't know if this conversation and the ones that preceded happened in table chat, but please don't ever use the word "range", explain your strategy or say anything like that at the table. It really makes fish really uncomfortable if they see players talking about hands using terms they don't understand. It's really bad for games. |
wait. whats a range? |
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