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i guess this isnt really the best place to put this but w/e i had to show it to the world.



this guys on my table, and i had to block his image so i could play, i feel like cartman when hes laughing at the little person.

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2 days ago while hella drunk and up for 20 hours, i beat geometry wars high score by like 4X my first try


After that we went to this sick classic oregon smoke spot


and i decided to take a pic of 1/2 of what im spending on my car mods, the amount of money is nothing special, but it looks pretty cool..

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Well had a pretty boring day today, but i playd the 33$ 10K guar that starts at like 1am i think, anyway i did really well, playd flash games most of the time, started to focus at like 23 ppl, ended up getting to the FT with a good chip stack, then nitted it up 2 much, and then got my money in good twice, first time the villian was drawing to 3%win 1%tie on the flop, ended up splitting the pot. then 2nd time he sucked out and kncocked me out for 5th.

no worries tho, bad beats happen, this 1K is going into some mods on my car that ive wanted for a very long time, ill get pics up once my car gets outa the shop.

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well this is the wrap-up from the original blog post, the idea was, to drink from like 6:30, all day.. well i started drinking at like 6:30am, playd the poker, as u can c in the blog post, took a nap, then today went to the tanning place, and the girls there wanted to go do something, so they talked me into going to the strip club with um, we drank our asses off, headed to the strip club, went back to her house, chilled it off, drove home.. now its 7:30am, im eating some sick soba stir fried noodles, and my fuckin mission is accomplished.. still pretty drunk.. just fuckin sick baller 24 hours, i was soo rekrul inspired, i fuckin chucked soo many 1's, i have no idea how much im down, but its at least 2 handfulls.

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lol starting drinking at 6:30am.. im gonna keep drinking all day hopefully, ill post results later.

until then, i have a few more things to say..

frinkx forgot that..


annddd i wanna kill the fucker that made the soulja boy and even more, the solja girl songs..

and i need some sun, so im going tanning tomorrow and possibly going to drive somewhere with sun, like california.. but then i would have to stop and sleep, and stop drinking so thats probably a fail.. ill just pretend im getting cancer from the real thing..

also thinking about going back to school..

runnning bad at HU, decent at 6max, but i dont like 6max..

i pushed AQ on the bubble and im not sure if i needed 2.. kinda sux...but at least i wasnt playing for the bubble..

oh yea and alex and clay dont know it, but im movin in with them, doomers commin 2.. were gonna set up some baller ass bunk beds or something, and just use a tie on the door system or something.. not quite sure yet.. but im gonna jonny drama up the cooking in dat bitch.

couple pics cuz i know ppl like them..








seems like a perfect day, oh with these bitches..





dont mean to take anything away from frinkx goal to take over liquidpoker.. but 2 late, u is already reading my blog...

oh and since pplz keep saying neillyAA QJ ASDF's blog is better then mine.. just some news.. i spend my bankroll on korean hookers and blow, but im going to 24 table nl-5 on stars and 16 table nl-5 on FT at the same time, i figure i can put in roughly 36 hours a day, with a winrate of like 9, so hopefully ill play 800 thousand hands this month and then blow my bankroll again b4 christmas..

oh im also gettin my self a new watch for christmas.. its gonna b sick, im gonna say this watch alone should pull at least 1.4 vaginas per month.. my sexy lips have to get the rest..

ok im done, im gonna wake up and play d2 b4 breakfast.




EDIT: 9AM. First drunken session at nl50 6max, 4tables

shits ez, 45ptbb/100.. sustainable 4 sure.

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--** warning, this is about me getting scammed for a phone and breaking even, and how to not get scammed ur self. if ur not interested in this, then its gonna b REALLY boring**--

well this story isnt that great, pretty cool for me but normally i wouldnt share..
but this is kinda more of a warning then anything.

Basically what happened, i found a craigslist add for my iphone, guy was selling for 100 under retail. it was new in box with receipt.. so i drove to the next city over, met him at the mall and bought it from him.. i paid him cash, and that was it.. the only thing i had was his # but it was on my old phone, which i promptly lost when i switched out simcards..

anyway everything was good until 2 months later when my cell bill was like 650 bucks.. and im like wtf they ran it twice?

what happened, was, the dude, he stole a credit card, bought the iphone with it, then sold it to me.. credit card company did a charge back to at&t and then since i was using the phone, THEY CHARGED ME FOR IT!!!

so i was pretty much fucked, but i contacted the fraud department, they asked me for info on the guy, and i had nothing... so i guess waht they do in alot of cases with customers like me ( have had plans for a long time ) is see how much u paid for the phone from the person that stole it.. then they charge u the difference between that, and retail.. well i told the lady on the phone i bought it for 500, and they only charged me 30 bucks.. but this isnt totally standard, if i wouldnt have been on my family plan for the last 5 years, im pretty sure theyd stick me with the whole bill..

anyway i luck sacked it and only lost 30 bucks..
basically my advice to you all is if your going to buy anything from a person over craigslist, id make sure it cant be traced back to you, like a cell phone or something, unless u have some good ways to contact the person who sold it 2 u... phone are getting more and more expensive so i bet this is goign to happen to alot of ppl.. i mean if u get a tv its alot diff, cuz no one can find the tv and bill u for it..

i think phones are prolly the only thing to worry about with this kinda scam, anyway, just keep a look out.. and if this has already happened to u, tell at&t u spent 530 on the phone and break even!

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well i didnt blog 2 much about the trip while they were here, but they went back home this morning and ive got a few pics that havent been posted, so im just gonna blog what i can remember from each day, with the very few pics i took, and maybe after that doomer can post the pics he took.

day 1:
we went to the store to get some beer and hard-a for the party later that night.

rush had to get the mikes cuz hes a little girl. the 40's were for edward 40 hands but i ended up just drinkin um..

So doomer and mez showed up on the same plane, i had already drank 2 much to get um from the airport so rush went and got um.. we all playd beer pong and kings cup for a while. earlier that day i decided i wanted to get doomer so drunk he puked.. and it wasn't that hard. Within 2 hours of landing in oregon, doomers head was in the toliet.

turns out doomer was REALLY sick, we think when he was smoking a cigarette he might have accidentally smoked the butt. Or maybe my heroic "lets do more shots!" shouting got him, but w/e happened he was pretty close to a trip to the hospital.. i decided to get off my ass and go make sure he didnt die, while i was taking pics i took a pic of my facial expression

after doomer got out of the bathroom and was breathing, i decided to get to sleep also.


day2:
next day we didnt really know what to do, we were kinda hung over, and really amazed on how much we fucked up the house.
so to start off the day we had mez give us a little lesson on how to luck sack 2/4 HU, i think he minraised like every chance he got, he ended up hitting sets and trips about every other hand, made like 1.2K just joking around.. pretty sick start to the day.
after that we decided to go out and eat, then go to the poker room in town and throw in a live session.


no one really playd that crazy, mez had a few drinks so he was pretty out of it, i also drank like 2 redbulls at the table and hit up the hard-a in the trunk of the car, so i was pretty buzzed at the table.
i think everyone ended up winning except for rush (LoL)
after that we went home, playd more beerpong and guitar hero, then called it a night.

day 3:
the next day i snapped off a pic of rush during a dota sesh

and i tried on like 1 bizillion dollars worth of watches

mez ghosted yomer for a while


that night we decided to head out to my friends house, and hit up a christmas party across the street, it was pretty sick, totally packed, shoulder to shoulder with a few hot chicks. we got like 4 24 packs of beer, cuz we ran outa the stuff we bought on day1, we hooked the party up with a pack and then drank up a pack, then went back to my friends house for beerpong, on his official sized beerpong table, and somehow drank the rest of the beer.



clay broke the ball and we didnt have extras so i had to go back to the party and try and steal one, i didnt find one but some kid said he would get one if he could come play, so we added on another player lol ( far right )

sam was pretty drunk



we ended up getting down to 1 vs 1 cup, and as u all probly know, i love to gambooool in beerpong, it was me and doomer vs mez and yomer.
we decided to run a pretty interesting bet. if your team missed both its shots, you had to put $20 in the middle, whos ever team hits the last cup first wins it all, if the other team hits the reubuttle shot then its a push...
i think the pot got to like 200 cuz i was off and everyone else just sucks.


after that we needed to snag some food, McDonalds was like the only place open, and they were running a special for a big mac for a dollar, since were ballin we decided to get 20 bigmacs.

while me and sam were taking a smoke break in the drive threw line, someone yelled "hurry it up" out the window, i grabbed a bigmac and went to investigate. ended up being a car with 2 girls in the front and one scared kid in the back that yelled and prolly thought i got outa the car to pwnzor him.. anyway i hooked um up with a bigmac and the girls like "hey come here i wanna kiss u" and im like "all right, stick my head in the window and the girl in the driver seat and passenger seat both kissed me" i was pretty stoaked on that, then we got the rest of our burgers, i left an extra one in the drive threw incase someone got hungry during the wait.. then we headed home smoked some hookah and ate up.


day 4:
next day was time to do work, we went to an apple store and got doomer a iphone

he just wasnt cool enough without one..
then we just chilled out, threw up some entourage on the tv, smoked hookah and got our session on.




i duno if all those r from the sam day but w/e.
not alot happened, doomer went on tilt from losing a few buyins, clay taught me how to pwn noobs at nl200 HU. and we all just chilled out.

im not really even sure if there was a day 5, but i have more pics from the last day, so w/e

day 5:
we didnt do much, just ate and got everyone packed up and rdy to fly out that night.
we found out clay is really scared of bongs for some reason




and i think thats about it.. overall a pretty sick degen week.

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yo wez drunk and hit up the drive thrue and ordered 20 big macks cuz we ballin

i also got kissed by 2 girls in the cars behind us in line.

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CANT BLOG! 2 BALLER


more on the doomer, mezmerizeplz, yomer, rush, and milkman in oregon story later.

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