Strassa Matusow 100/200NL FTP

gogoogoo

mutsow losing like every pot. i thought he lost over half a mil online. whens he gunna learn?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1025860212: Table Relic (heads up) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:34:24 ET - 2006/09/22
Seat 1: strassa2 ($37,861.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($29,197.50)
strassa2 posts the small blind of $100
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
strassa2 raises to $600
dirtrider47 (Observer): we need ivey to play instead of strass
Mike Matusow raises to $1,800
FullTiltC (Observer): ahahah
strassa2 calls $1,200
*** FLOP *** [4c 8s 3c]
Fingabang (Observer): You grab my %!# baby its all over..
Mike Matusow bets $3,600
strassa2 calls $3,600
dirtrider47 (Observer): be a better game
*** TURN *** [4c 8s 3c]
Its_OK_to_fold (Observer): uh oh
FullTiltC (Observer): lmao
dirtrider47 (Observer): push it
dirtrider47 (Observer): mike
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
ddawgith (Observer): matusow loses his whole stac here
Mike Matusow bets $10,800
Serb1981 (Observer): all in mike
LET ME BREATHE (Observer): IM ALLLEEEN BABEZ
dirtrider47 (Observer): lol
Fingabang (Observer): he doesnt care what you say
dirtrider47 (Observer): prolly
YoungMoneyVet (Observer): BLUFF
strassa2 raises to $32,461.50, and is all in
dirtrider47 (Observer): ya
Fingabang (Observer): lol
dirtrider47 (Observer): ya
Fingabang (Observer): cookie jar
Its_OK_to_fold (Observer): uh oh
YoungMoneyVet (Observer): MKES WEAL
Smooth_Raise (Observer): hahaha
YoungMoneyVet (Observer): WEAK
jdubshady (Observer): oh shiiiit
Smooth_Raise (Observer): see
Fingabang (Observer): caught with his hand
Smooth_Raise (Observer): hahaha
YoungMoneyVet (Observer): I KNEW HE WAS WEAK
redtux777 (Observer): MIKE WHO MADE UP....THE MATUSOW BLOW UP???
Fingabang (Observer): in the cookie jar
Smooth_Raise (Observer): outplayed again
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Fingabang (Observer): lol
gger (Observer): played
dirtrider47 (Observer): hes bluffn
Its_OK_to_fold (Observer): mike's on a draw
Smooth_Raise (Observer): and again
dirtrider47 (Observer): lol
Smooth_Raise (Observer): and agian
Mike Matusow folds
eddy81 (Observer): idiot
Uncalled bet of $21,661.50 returned to strassa2
strassa2 mucks
dirtrider47 (Observer): that must suck
strassa2 wins the pot ($32,399.50)
CHILLYWILL420 (Observer): i got the killer bud
NYisIanders (Observer): mike has phil ivey when hes broke just gives him a few quick blows and mikes roll is filled
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $32,400 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c 8s 3c 2c]
Seat 1: strassa2 (small blind) collected ($32,399.50), mucked
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (big blind) folded on the Turn

raped

Mike Matusow: seroiuly u should get ajob

lolol hes back for more

where does he get all the money to play with?

Full Tilt Poker Game #1025913734: Table Relic (heads up) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:00:08 ET - 2006/09/22
Seat 1: strassa2 ($64,556.25)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($10,595.75)
strassa2 posts the small blind of $100
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Mister MudFlap (Observer): on where again please
gger (Observer): mike and his 3 pair
dirtrider47 (Observer): rounders is a sick movie
Mister MudFlap (Observer): nik
strassa2 raises to $600
goochbulley (Observer): mikey, strassa is BLUFFIN alot on all of his tables!
TheFlash7 (Observer): it is
Mike Matusow raises to $2,200
dirtrider47 (Observer): best poker movie
TheFlash7 (Observer): norton is awesome in it
strassa2 raises to $64,556.25, and is all in
Mike Matusow calls $8,395.75, and is all in
strassa2 shows [7h 7d]
Mike Matusow shows [Kc Kd]
Uncalled bet of $53,960.50 returned to strassa2
dirtrider47 (Observer): oooooooo
*** FLOP *** [As 3c 5h]
dirtrider47 (Observer): nice
vince24L (Observer): only poker movie? ha
Freedr (Observer): nice
ddawgith (Observer): there we go
*** TURN *** [As 3c 5h]
jdubshady (Observer): oooooooh
pj233 (Observer): nice
dirtrider47 (Observer): cot him
ddawgith (Observer): 7
*** RIVER *** [As 3c 5h Td]
traheho (Observer): KKK
strassa2 shows a pair of Sevens
Mike Matusow shows a pair of Kings
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($21,191) with a pair of Kings
traheho (Observer): NHHH mike
dirtrider47 (Observer): finally
TheFlash7 (Observer): NICE
jdubshady (Observer): swee
jdubshady (Observer): tsweet
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21,191.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [As 3c 5h Td 9s]
Seat 1: strassa2 (small blind) showed [7h 7d] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($21,191) with a pair of Kings

where does he get all the money to play with?

he borrows a shitload from other pros. i want to witness the mike matusow blowup tho ;D

whered he get his money now?
what was final score vs strassa

sad

Full Tilt Poker Game #1026096780: Table Relic (heads up) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:01:01 ET - 2006/09/22
Seat 1: gandi9 ($53,285.75)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($26,647.25)
gandi9 posts the small blind of $100
Mike Matusow posts the big blind of $200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
BJM69 (Observer): bs million miles
Nangiala (Observer): crying?
jedimaster01 (Observer): lol
gandi9 raises to $600
Mike Matusow calls $400
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6d 2s]
Mike Matusow checks
NolanAspell (Observer): n omore waitin for you ron you coward
gandi9 bets $1,200
Nangiala (Observer): is mike crying?
xbonerx (Observer): he was cryin at when he got knocked out
Mike Matusow raises to $2,400
gandi9 calls $1,200
NolanAspell (Observer): im registeres
*** TURN *** [Qc 6d 2s]
fistfulofdollrs (Observer): it did seem kind of high
reznor (Observer): never get caught speeding in a donley race
Anton29 (Observer): yes, a grown man crying about poker
Mike Matusow checks
gandi9 bets $4,400
Mike Matusow raises to $23,647.25, and is all in
gandi9 calls $19,247.25
Mike Matusow shows [As 8s]
gandi9 shows [2d 2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6d 2s Ks]
Mike Matusow shows Ace King high
gandi9 shows three of a kind, Twos
jedimaster01 (Observer): lol loser
gandi9 wins the pot ($53,294) with three of a kind, Twos
xbonerx (Observer): someons pissed
Anton29 (Observer): i know i know, it's hard to fathom a person having such little dignity
captsmackaho (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow is sitting out
jedimaster01 (Observer): hashahaha
lurpymchugh (Observer): mike
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $53,294.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 6d 2s Ks 4d]
Seat 1: gandi9 (small blind) showed [2d 2h] and won ($53,294) with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (big blind) showed [As 8s] and lost with Ace King high

gandi9: ty for ur time sir
Mike Matusow: woow
Mike Matusow: u do that illnev erplay u again
Mike Matusow: never
Mike Matusow: so its up to u
Mike Matusow: im my mothe rnever
Mike Matusow: so up to u
Mike Matusow: i wan thim to quit illnev erplay im agian
Mike Matusow: eve
Mike Matusow: ron my mohter
Mike Matusow: shalli rot in hell
Mike Matusow: illneverplay him again
Mike Matusow: its fine
Mike Matusow: idotn care
Mike Matusow: totallly nowttiuqutte prick that if i meet illpnch him inhis
face
Mike Matusow: hs no clue about highlimit ettqutte
gandi9: buy in for 20 we play
gandi9: im not playing a shortstack
gandi9: ill wait for u to get money
Mike Matusow: yep im broke i got mor emoney that if he wins everyday
willeve rhavein his lifetime
Mike Matusow: that fine bud like i said neveragain
Mike Matusow: i willpunch himinhis face when i see him though
Mike Matusow: think i wont
Mike Matusow: big piece of !!@&


loooooooooooooooool

Mike Matusow: sup bud
Dealer: tehdrunky has 5 seconds left to act
tehdrunky: hey mieky
Mike Matusow: just a big pied e of hit
Mike Matusow: @###
Mike Matusow: big
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($399.50)
Dealer: Hand #1026104495
Mike Matusow: drunkeys got class
Dealer: tehdrunky wins the pot ($400)
Dealer: Hand #1026104956
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($399.50)
Dealer: Hand #1026105433
Mike Matusow: tha tcommetn i thinkillget him
banned off the site fk it
Mike Matusow: let him go somewhere else to
make his money
Dealer: tehdrunky wins the pot ($400)
Dealer: Hand #1026106058
Mike Matusow: just the comment i wilget him
banned
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($400)
tehdrunky: what happened mikey?
Dealer: Hand #1026106351
Mike Matusow: i cna ti can do what i want
Mike Matusow: gandi hit 3miricles then i fked up
own a huge pot then says ty for your time andquits
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($3,199.50)
Dealer: Hand #1026107456
Dealer: tehdrunky wins the pot ($200)
Mike Matusow: think i wont
Dealer: Hand #1026107670
Mike Matusow: u dont treat me like thaht
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($200)
Dealer: Hand #1026107899
Mike Matusow: ok bet
Dealer: tehdrunky wins the pot ($200)
Mike Matusow: for being rude to me
Dealer: Hand #1026108150
Dealer: tehdrunky wins the pot ($1,199.50)
Dealer: Hand #1026108526
Mike Matusow: why am i talkin gto the rail chat off
goodnight
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($400)
Dealer: Hand #1026108990
Dealer: Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: tehdrunky shows [Tc Ac]
Dealer: Mike Matusow shows [7h 7d]
Dealer: tehdrunky shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: Mike Matusow shows a pair of Sevens
Dealer: tehdrunky wins the pot ($18,796.50) with a
pair of Aces
Mike Matusow: woow
Mike Matusow: i run awfull in poker
tehdrunky: =(
tehdrunky: sick
Mike Matusow: drunkey
Mike Matusow: cna u sen dme money tilltomrowo
Mike Matusow: know ones online
Mike Matusow: and im in florida up allnight
Mike Matusow: up to u
Mike Matusow: no biggy if not
tehdrunky: sorry mikey dont know you well enough
Mike Matusow: no biggy working on it hang on
tehdrunky: ok no worries, if not i gotta goto bed
soon so thats alright

Mike Matusow: drunkey
Mike Matusow: cna u sen dme money tilltomrowo
Mike Matusow: know ones online






LOL

his fat fingers cant seem to hit the keys correctly :S

wtf this guy must have a serious problem, everytime i see him play on FullTilt he loses disgusting amounts and on the biggest limits out there.

i dont get how he isnt busto yet

baal has quoted himself. not cool.

is mike even up anymore? has he ever been?

he cant just be borrowing from people and never pay them back. does he just borrow borrow borrow get a big cash in a tourny repay everyone and repeat? ;]