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genjix   China. Jun 26 2009 11:09. Posts 2677

http://www.inquisitr.com/27288/confir...tralia/?dsq=11769540#comment-11769540

world needs more oppression

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barbieman   Sweden. Jun 26 2009 11:13. Posts 2132

this world is truly absurd.


curtinsea   United States. Jun 26 2009 11:22. Posts 576

poker isn't even mentioned

tomorrow, for sure 

Chewits   United Kingdom. Jun 26 2009 11:24. Posts 2539


  On June 26 2009 10:22 curtinsea wrote:
poker isn't even mentioned

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Jamie217   Canada. Jun 26 2009 11:44. Posts 4351


  On June 26 2009 10:24 Chewits wrote:
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Night[Mare]   Mexico. Jun 26 2009 12:09. Posts 599


  On June 26 2009 10:44 Jamie217 wrote:
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genjix   China. Jun 26 2009 12:13. Posts 2677

check it http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Australian_...et_censorship_blacklist%2C_6_Aug_2008 .. ftp/ps on there

main article says "casino style internet gambling"... what do u think this is?

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TalentedTom    Canada. Jun 26 2009 12:15. Posts 20070

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TalentedTom    Canada. Jun 26 2009 12:16. Posts 20070

...wow that's really messed up
I REALLY HOPE they never ban poker in Russia

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Bigbobm   United States. Jun 26 2009 12:20. Posts 5513

cons - wtf no fish

pros - ratting wobbly to australian govt

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Twisted    Netherlands. Jun 26 2009 12:28. Posts 10422


  On June 26 2009 11:20 Bigbobm wrote:
pros - ratting wobbly to australian govt



This.

Someone get on it.


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 26 2009 12:33. Posts 14026

wobbly better cash out his roll at 213.8.147.203 asap IMO


Sicks Macks   United States. Jun 26 2009 13:03. Posts 3929


  On June 26 2009 11:16 TalentedTom wrote:
...wow that's really messed up
I REALLY HOPE they never ban poker in Russia, France, or Italy

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spets1   Australia. Jun 26 2009 13:04. Posts 2179

HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK.

i can still access absolute poker. should i cash out asap????

hola 

fenner   Australia. Jun 26 2009 13:10. Posts 2188

i thought it was already banned?


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 26 2009 13:14. Posts 14026

banned poker rooms are the least of australias worries.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKIN SPIDERS THEY HAVE

JESUS CHRIST!


FrinkX   United States. Jun 26 2009 13:14. Posts 7562

that sucks for poker and for aussies sry guys

but faggot aussies AKA WOBBLY EAT IT FAGGOT KARMOWNED

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jun 26 2009 13:19. Posts 14026

DONT MIND ME LOL!


LOL HELLO


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ToTehEastSide   United States. Jun 26 2009 13:20. Posts 1337

u guys have a name for the gov? u should
Father Jack maybe?

ours used to be named Uncle Sam but I just call him daddy nowdays as that's how we roll

[edit]
holy fuck byrn!~ o.O

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginityLast edit: 26/06/2009 13:22

genjix   China. Jun 26 2009 13:26. Posts 2677

dont worry guys u can use vnc/proxy. it will just mean less australian fish

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terrybunny19240   United States. Jun 26 2009 13:39. Posts 13829

reading that page and the thread, what the fuck is the australian government doing/thinking? they're also banning every videogame that isn't rated as "Mature" or less.

wtf

australians need to speak up.


tapatapaz   Brasil. Jun 26 2009 13:41. Posts 1279

wow wtf at that spider, is that even allowed? by God i mean

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okyougosu   Russian Federation. Jun 26 2009 13:44. Posts 963


  On June 26 2009 11:16 TalentedTom wrote:
...wow that's really messed up
I REALLY HOPE they never ban poker in Russia



No good news here as well. Only tournament poker is allowed in Moscow since july 2009, cash poker games and casinos are moved to Sochi, but thing is, if you win alot you most likely wont get away with it out of there^^

Lammerman 

bane   United States. Jun 26 2009 13:45. Posts 2379

wonder if aus players will just move


bigbb33   Canada. Jun 26 2009 14:18. Posts 3679

Are there less spiders in NZ?

Aussies have impressive tolerance for spiders, they are just like "yeah well that one's not poisonous", whereas if won't go out on my balcony because its owned by spiders that are 1/10th the size.

they see me trollin, they hatinLast edit: 26/06/2009 14:19

Achoo   Canada. Jun 26 2009 14:21. Posts 1454


  On June 26 2009 12:04 spets1 wrote:
HOLY FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK.

i can still access absolute poker. should i cash out asap????



u bet and move to an other country also

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Jonoman92   United States. Jun 26 2009 14:26. Posts 280

That is ridiculous. Blocking internet websites like that. Might as well be living in China or Iran! (Not really but you get the point.)

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Pokemyface   Australia. Jun 26 2009 14:27. Posts 762

??
what the fuck you guys need to learn reading comprehension, a thread about this has already been posted, and this article doesn't shed any new light.

"so here’s two examples of things I’ve written previously about what Conroy was planning to do:
December 2007
To be censored by the Australian Government is “pornography and inappropriate material.” X rated pornography is illegal online in Australia, as are casino style internet gambling"

fml fucking scared the shit outta me you retards

Live, and let live. 

lazymej   Canada. Jun 26 2009 14:34. Posts 2897

holy fuck i would shit myself if i saw that spider


DarkDevildog   United States. Jun 26 2009 14:38. Posts 1764

why does everybody hate wobbly? i think i missed something

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Darki   Peru. Jun 26 2009 14:40. Posts 687


  On June 26 2009 13:18 bigbb33 wrote:
Are there less spiders in NZ?

Aussies have impressive tolerance for spiders, they are just like "yeah well that one's not poisonous", whereas if won't go out on my balcony because its owned by spiders that are 1/10th the size.



i would freak out if i found those spiders at home for sure

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Highcard   Canada. Jun 26 2009 15:16. Posts 5428

lol wtf is aussie people doing about this? If nothing then LOL

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TalentedTom    Canada. Jun 26 2009 15:22. Posts 20070

this is probably because the recession, the government wants people to spend money inside the country and stimulate the economy rather than lose it so some random oversea player and have it dissapear

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

MayZerG   United Kingdom. Jun 26 2009 15:24. Posts 2123


  On June 26 2009 12:26 genjix wrote:
dont worry guys u can use vnc/proxy. it will just mean less australian fish



Very off-topic so im sorry, but i find it hiliarious at you calling others ''fish'' when your on 5NL

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MayZerG   United Kingdom. Jun 26 2009 15:27. Posts 2123


  On June 26 2009 13:38 DarkDevildog wrote:
why does everybody hate wobbly? i think i missed something



He either offended another country that had poker banned

Or it was when he emailed Pokerstars saying Elky was colluding by flipping in a tournament with another player (even though thats massively +EV for everyone else), wobbly was a fucking retard and got him in trouble.

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KidPokeher   Bulgaria. Jun 26 2009 15:30. Posts 252

lol found it with google images


TheTank   United States. Jun 26 2009 15:31. Posts 830

Shit is this a poker ban thread or a spider thread?


btw that spider scared me.

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

sniderstyle   United States. Jun 26 2009 15:37. Posts 2046

wow @ spider.

be a gooey mess if I stmoped it with a shoe

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collegesucks   United States. Jun 26 2009 15:52. Posts 5780

that thing is so big i'd have qualms about killing it.

if it was like roach-sized i could flush it down the toilet np, but i feel like a thing that big should have feelings and thoughts and pain receptors and i'd feel really guilty about killing it.


gororokgororok   Netherlands. Jun 26 2009 16:09. Posts 3941

stop banning poker already! i need this job xD


k2o4   United States. Jun 26 2009 17:09. Posts 4803

lmao byrnesam!

They have spiders like that in India too, I used to hunt them down and shoot em with a BB gun I bought just for that reason. Every night I had to do a spider check in my room. One time I went to take a shit and as I was sitting down (pants down) I saw one about that size in the toilet. I was traumatized for a while and had trouble using that toilet.

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hubmaster   United States. Jun 26 2009 17:28. Posts 586


  On June 26 2009 14:30 KidPokeher wrote:
lol found it with google images




I wonder how much HP this spider has. . .

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Oly   United Kingdom. Jun 26 2009 17:31. Posts 3585


  On June 26 2009 14:22 TalentedTom wrote:
this is probably because the recession, the government wants people to spend money inside the country and stimulate the economy rather than lose it so some random oversea player and have it dissapear



If only, Tom. I expect it's because they see it as morally 'bad' in a very stupid kind of way. Note it has been lumped in with the banning of 18 rated internet games. Some people are just very fucking stupid and small minded.

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ToTehEastSide   United States. Jun 26 2009 17:38. Posts 1337

which is why they get promoted in government

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity 

EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jun 26 2009 17:39. Posts 8918

Holy shit what a sick spider, I think Id shit my pants if I saw one on my wall.


Fujikura   United States. Jun 26 2009 18:23. Posts 1795

sickest spider... GG

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Jun 26 2009 18:34. Posts 9634

so like wobbly to Sweden imo


Hjorturkall   Iceland. Jun 26 2009 19:27. Posts 483

jesus christ...

This spider is scaring the shit out of me- I don't even wanna leave my chair and I'm in fucking iceland

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genjix   China. Jun 26 2009 20:16. Posts 2677


  On June 26 2009 14:24 MayZerG wrote:
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Very off-topic so im sorry, but i find it hiliarious at you calling others ''fish'' when your on 5NL


restart roll. nl25 u douche

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Baalim   Mexico. Jun 26 2009 20:36. Posts 34312


  On June 26 2009 11:28 Twisted wrote:
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This.

Someone get on it.


I will, anybody has wobblys real name? (serious)

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terrybunny19240   United States. Jun 26 2009 20:43. Posts 13829


  On June 26 2009 19:16 genjix wrote:
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restart roll. nl25 u douche




RESPEKT.

just playin lol


TremendousGats   Canada. Jun 26 2009 22:10. Posts 467

that spider is ridicolousssssssssss

How you want it, bars or bullets? 

Fujikura   United States. Jun 26 2009 22:31. Posts 1795

lol are you guys really going to report Wobbly to Aus gov't?

aka SouL)Z(Isadie and SouL)P(Fujikura 

Baalim   Mexico. Jun 26 2009 22:43. Posts 34312


  On June 26 2009 21:31 Fujikura wrote:
lol are you guys really going to report Wobbly to Aus gov't?



i am

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Jumbalumba   Australia. Jun 26 2009 23:19. Posts 2

http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Australian_...t_censorship_blacklist%2C_18_Mar_2009

In any case, those poker sites are still there.


lachlan   Australia. Jun 26 2009 23:42. Posts 6991

thought we already discussed this about three months ago? and the conclusion was that there is nothing to worry about. appreciate everyones concern though lol

and that spider is pretty common. had one crawl all over me when i was sleeping once, and i nearly shit myself

also hate walking into one of these guy's webs at night

full ring 

lachlan   Australia. Jun 26 2009 23:45. Posts 6991


  On June 26 2009 12:39 Night2o1 wrote:
reading that page and the thread, what the fuck is the australian government doing/thinking? they're also banning every videogame that isn't rated as "Mature" or less.

wtf

australians need to speak up.


yea there already has been... and its pretty unlikely the filter will go ahead as its really unpopular

this is from a protest about three months ago










full ringLast edit: 26/06/2009 23:54

TekxY   Mexico. Jun 26 2009 23:47. Posts 236

Welcome to the desert... of the Real.Last edit: 20/10/2024 11:44

spets1   Australia. Jun 27 2009 06:36. Posts 2179

i was actually doing an assignment on this for my ethics subject in uni so check it out if ya want. its alittle long ~2k words


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holaLast edit: 27/06/2009 06:37

gororokgororok   Netherlands. Jun 27 2009 06:49. Posts 3941

What exactly did wobbly do to deserve that ? : )


Jumbalumba   Australia. Jun 27 2009 08:18. Posts 2

Actually I think this "ACMA blacklist" is more of a recommendation of what to block than anything. As I have read several times, ISPs choose to participate, i.e. block the sites in the blacklist, or they do not participate.

In any case, I am not blocked from accessing the poker sites.


genjix   China. Jun 27 2009 13:31. Posts 2677

recommendation my fucking donkey balls. more like gents agreement- i.e implement it or the government will make punitive laws to make sure u do.

we have the same thing in the uk

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GirlsRVicious   United States. Jun 27 2009 14:29. Posts 1094


  On June 27 2009 05:49 gororokgororok wrote:
What exactly did wobbly do to deserve that ? : )

LOL Live Pokerz 

Guillaume   Peru. Jun 27 2009 17:47. Posts 272


  On June 27 2009 13:29 GirlsRVicious wrote:
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He reported ELKY, u just dont report an StarCraft God and live happy ever after. =D

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whamm!   Albania. Jun 27 2009 18:03. Posts 11625

i hope this doesnt happen in my country. that would really suck


Kapol   Poland. Jun 27 2009 18:46. Posts 4696

whamm, you a globetrotter or a liar?

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JizzleSmitts   United States. Jun 27 2009 19:43. Posts 1217


  [B]. One time I went to take a shit and as I was sitting down (pants down) I saw one about that size in the toilet. I was traumatized for a while and had trouble using that toilet.



So you can sit down AND see the inside of the toilet? If you're a bull I understand,.......


CAUSE YOU"RE BULL SHITTING


frenchylucky   Finland. Jun 27 2009 20:48. Posts 1788



spider bite

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EvilSky    Czech Republic. Jun 27 2009 20:53. Posts 8918

dude wtf im locking all my windows shut, jesus...


whamm!   Albania. Jun 27 2009 21:12. Posts 11625


  On June 27 2009 17:46 Kapol wrote:
whamm, you a globetrotter or a liar?





i still live in the philippines, just wanted to change my e-country at lp obv haha


terrybunny19240   United States. Jun 27 2009 21:54. Posts 13829

WHAT THE FUCK with that poor guy's hand

wtf


PokerDoc88   Australia. Jun 28 2009 22:48. Posts 3527

omg wtf that poor guys hand, did he have some surgery or are those stitches merely there to keep his flesh from completely splitting apart? =/


J012SR   United States. Jun 29 2009 01:33. Posts 9

The spider bit it.


rockman255   Canada. Jun 29 2009 01:38. Posts 4471

thats fucked up do you lose a thumb when that happens ? o_o

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RICHI8   United States. Jun 29 2009 04:08. Posts 1341

Brown recluse bite. That shits crazy.


toby71au   Australia. Jun 29 2009 06:14. Posts 160





These are the suckers you need to worry about. Kill you dead in an hour or so if untreated.

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ConquistadoR   Germany. Jun 29 2009 06:34. Posts 1952

Holy shit, where do these fuckers live?

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trukpoker   Australia. Jun 29 2009 08:10. Posts 901

East coast from south Queensland down I think. At my College there were hundreds of these fuckers getting around under one of the older storage buildings at night. You could see the moonlight shimmer of their backs as they moved around. They can be pretty lethal. Funnel web spiders they are called.

A small leak will sink a great ship. 

nosoul   Brasil. Jun 29 2009 09:22. Posts 902

they have shiiiiiny armors!

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LightinG   Poland. Jun 29 2009 09:23. Posts 234

HOLY SHIT

i`m never EVER going to Australia



jesus christ wtf is wrong with this country

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fakeshaver   United States. Jun 29 2009 09:29. Posts 1313

its not a country, its a fucking zoo there


PandaSaurus   Australia. Jun 29 2009 09:37. Posts 1651

You're all soft.

Spider bites build character, pussies!

... 

Golden Ghost   Netherlands. Jun 29 2009 11:47. Posts 285

That might be but I rather have a little less character and more healthy flesh as the otherway aroung.

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Ludrik   Australia. Jul 01 2009 06:09. Posts 9

Ah all you people seem to be seriously miss informed. The legislation required for internet censorship was never passed through the senate and has essentially been scrapped. Look at the date of the stuff you're citing and maybe read some other stuff. That was a proposed list that was never actually used for anything.

In conclusion. Australia doesn't censor the internet at all and won't be doing it anytime in the near future.


genjix   China. Jul 25 2009 13:20. Posts 2677

if its being scrapped why are they doing trials?

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/09/07/...Filter-Gets-One-Step-Closer?art_pos=8

"More than half of the Internet service providers (ISPs) taking part in the Federal Government's ISP filtering trial have reported minimal speed disruptions or technology problems."

wat

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Racist Dragon   Canada. Jul 25 2009 13:29. Posts 258

solid bump

im at nl25 cos ppl r more aggresiv they r shoving more and play better, so if i want too improve its +ev to play more nl25 before i move to nl200 - genjix 

bananarama   New Zealand. Jul 25 2009 18:24. Posts 282

Feck, NZ generally thinks things Aus does is a good idea... I hope this doesn't head south.


VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jul 25 2009 19:01. Posts 5127


  On July 25 2009 12:29 Racist Dragon wrote:
solid bump



+10000

:D 

morph1   Sierra Leone. Jul 25 2009 22:31. Posts 2352


  On June 27 2009 19:48 frenchylucky wrote:


spider bite


day 22 : spiderman

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sawseech   Canada. Jul 25 2009 22:38. Posts 3182

fuck earth

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Cro)Deadman   Croatia. Jul 26 2009 01:47. Posts 3943

fuck you with this spider bullshit,come home wasted take a look at this stuff and now I can't fall asleep scared shitless that I might run in one of those.

Metagame Purposes. 

SmokingDough   Canada. Jul 26 2009 02:27. Posts 365


  On June 26 2009 22:42 lachlan wrote:
thought we already discussed this about three months ago? and the conclusion was that there is nothing to worry about. appreciate everyones concern though lol

and that spider is pretty common. had one crawl all over me when i was sleeping once, and i nearly shit myself

also hate walking into one of these guy's webs at night




if one of those spiders crawled on me i wud have a fucking heart attack omg.

Blaze it up 

SloppyFlop   Netherlands. Jul 26 2009 13:48. Posts 2

Nice looking spider, i want to pet it ..


eight.b   France. Jul 28 2009 07:00. Posts 3

This sucks


ToTehEastSide   United States. Jul 29 2009 19:25. Posts 1337

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jul 29 2009 21:59. Posts 5127


  On July 26 2009 00:47 Cro)Deadman wrote:
fuck you with this spider bullshit,come home wasted take a look at this stuff and now I can't fall asleep scared shitless that I might run in one of those.



+1

:D 

ToTehEastSide   United States. Jul 29 2009 22:11. Posts 1337

hmm kk australian snakes

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity 

StArCuE   United States. Jul 30 2009 04:04. Posts 123

wha wha


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jul 30 2009 05:07. Posts 5647

nice camoflauOH SHIT IS THAT A DEER?


gororokgororok   Netherlands. Jul 30 2009 05:08. Posts 3941


my favorite

 Last edit: 30/07/2009 05:09

Baalim   Mexico. Jul 30 2009 05:54. Posts 34312

GG no RE

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PandaSaurus   Australia. Jul 30 2009 06:52. Posts 1651

Stingrays are actually fairly harmless.

I'd be more worried about sharks and snakes.

... 

PandaSaurus   Australia. Jul 30 2009 06:53. Posts 1651

Box jellyfish and blue-ringed octopus too. They'll fuck you up nice and quick.

... 

HeRoS)eNGagE   Canada. Jul 30 2009 10:27. Posts 10896


  On July 29 2009 18:25 ToTehEastSide wrote:



jesus chirst
wtf?
is that real?
people live where you can find this?
wtf ?


ShLiM   United Kingdom. Jul 30 2009 13:47. Posts 940


  On July 29 2009 18:25 ToTehEastSide wrote:


My first thought was, OMG Broodmother from Dota goes Live

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