Avatars That Suck

I hate seeing pictures of people's babies or their pets.

I don't wanna see a pic of your ugly kid. No offense, but what is the point?
Is it supposed to earn you sympathy? Do you think your baby is cute? Do you think people will assume you are softie and play weak? Do you think people will think you are a baby? Did you just fucking find a random picture of a baby on the internet? Probably.

Same goes for pictures of pets, Lame. I will take your money because I hate your baby/animal (same difference), I hope it starves.

Discuss.

whine in your blog

you got problems man

people with baby pics make table selection easy

thats why i use the no-image theme

On December 02 2008 04:44 Pokemyface wrote: whine in your blog

indeed, he believes its ok to get a cracked version of PT3 (if there is any) because the internet is free, so everything in it its also Free!


way to rationalize theft in a dumb way only because its convenient.

EVERYONE hated my pokerstars Avatar ROFL

Iono if i had a cute baby I would probably be proud of it and might make an avatar out of it

why not?

On December 02 2008 05:17 traxamillion wrote: Iono if i had a cute baby I would probably be proud of it and might make an avatar out of it why not?

cuz it makes u a bad player. anyone disagree?

god that clown or w/e that tjbentham, weak tite, and a few other ppl had tilted the shit out of me for some reason

On December 02 2008 05:17 traxamillion wrote: Iono if i had a cute baby I would probably be proud of it and might make an avatar out of it why not?

because everyone else will think its ugly? keep your proud daddy-thing to yourself

babies are not pretty, their face look like the ass of a fat man ffs... fuck babies

they use it for luck, Jerry Yang style

go get some

my pikachu sucks hard

On December 02 2008 05:23 TimDawg wrote: god that clown or w/e that tjbentham, weak tite, and a few other ppl had tilted the shit out of me for some reason

Tom never used an avatar. One time he went out while in the 100r or something to buy food, or went to the bathroom or w/e. Anyway, he asks me to play for him which i did. I'd already played a few hands for him while he went to the bathroom a few days before, and bought him harrington on holdem in german with FPPs, so i wasn't sure what else to get him. (we bought mig a star and named it after it when in vegas, daut bought me a moneymaker medallion, standard stuff - one time kickdog wasnt feeling good and i finished off a tournament for him and was really close to draining his FPP balance with stressballs since he whines so much about bad beats)

annnyway, i googled 'ugly baby' planning to put a random ugly kid as his avatar since while german HoH is funny he'll get an email saying that he ordered that whereas an avatar will just appear. The mcdonald evil clown baby was the first one that showed up on google images, and i figured tom would hate that one since he along with everyone else sane hates baby avatars.

Apparently he's grown to love it!

http://images.google.com/images?q=ugl...irefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

if baby avatars really make u that angry i guess its not that bad of a idea to use one no ?

The most disturbing ones are the pics of kids that are still young but not babies anymore and yet still unclothed. I always wonder if their pedo's and if pokerstars ever ask. It does make it funny though when TalentedTom sits at the table and his pedo bear avatar shows up.

loool pedo bear avatar hahah that owns them so hard

Things that suck

[x] baby avatars
[x] dog avatars
[ ] Chuck Norris
[x] vacuum cleaners
[x] the OP for making this thread

On December 02 2008 05:32 Baal wrote: babies are not pretty, their face look like the ass of a fat man ffs... fuck babies

^ so obv fake

things that suck

[x] checkboxes

i kinda like checkboxes

On December 02 2008 13:29 genjix wrote: ^ so obv fake

why would somebody fake a big ass lol

On December 02 2008 13:36 Svetoslav wrote: Show nested quote + On December 02 2008 13:29 genjix wrote: ^ so obv fake why would somebody fake a big ass lol

LOL

On December 02 2008 13:36 Svetoslav wrote: Show nested quote + On December 02 2008 13:29 genjix wrote: ^ so obv fake why would somebody fake a big ass lol

Because there is no way that chair holds that kind of an elephant? ;o

if a lame cheap ass home chair can hold 100kg person why a metal one wouldn`t hold 300kg

5 bucks PS says the chair broke. I'll give you 2:1

On December 02 2008 05:32 Baal wrote: babies are not pretty, their face look like the ass of a fat man ffs... fuck babies

loco is down







lloloolol jk i had 2 !~!! i did!

carefull dude.. hes watching

On December 02 2008 09:33 lebowski wrote:

i rly rly rly wish this was real

I saw some dude with the name

black_college

and the avatar was a man behind prison bars

dunno how long that lasted

hahahaha

really fun to insult players about their baby pics...they get extremely offended when i tell them that if it were my child i would have smothered them a long time ago

On December 02 2008 06:09 TwistedEcho wrote: Show nested quote + On December 02 2008 05:23 TimDawg wrote: god that clown or w/e that tjbentham, weak tite, and a few other ppl had tilted the shit out of me for some reason Tom never used an avatar. One time he went out while in the 100r or something to buy food, or went to the bathroom or w/e. Anyway, he asks me to play for him which i did. I'd already played a few hands for him while he went to the bathroom a few days before, and bought him harrington on holdem in german with FPPs, so i wasn't sure what else to get him. (we bought mig a star and named it after it when in vegas, daut bought me a moneymaker medallion, standard stuff - one time kickdog wasnt feeling good and i finished off a tournament for him and was really close to draining his FPP balance with stressballs since he whines so much about bad beats) annnyway, i googled 'ugly baby' planning to put a random ugly kid as his avatar since while german HoH is funny he'll get an email saying that he ordered that whereas an avatar will just appear. The mcdonald evil clown baby was the first one that showed up on google images, and i figured tom would hate that one since he along with everyone else sane hates baby avatars. Apparently he's grown to love it!

ah ok, thanks for the clarification

On December 02 2008 16:14 traxamillion wrote: I saw some dude with the name black_college and the avatar was a man behind prison bars dunno how long that lasted

rofl

kes1981 has the most annoying avatar ever...it's some disgusting looking face

nuff said

ROFL hahahaha u win

On December 02 2008 05:32 Baal wrote: babies are not pretty, their face look like the ass of a fat man ffs... fuck babies

babies are the cutest shit ever...

lol gawdawful i love you blocked your name out but we can all still tell what it is (I won't say it b/c you obv. don't want it out.. but c'mon )

also, I nominate this guy who I played micro stakes with that had this really ugly old man face.

Legruzia or something was his name.

On December 03 2008 09:47 BigRed0000 wrote: lol gawdawful i love you blocked your name out but we can all still tell what it is (I won't say it b/c you obv. don't want it out.. but c'mon )

ill say it: gawdawful zomg!

lol i like any avatar over none at all

I should've copied and pasted someone elses' name there!

This is my avatar, I like it.

hey seriously , look this one

I hate avatars of really hot girls or nice tits cause I get distracted from playing poker and just stare.

Well Frenchy, you can still play with a very tight laptop tile table and they'd look fine right ?

On December 03 2008 14:30 gawdawaful wrote: I should've copied and pasted someone elses' name there!

Lol even with that you'd have to photoshop the I'M BACK button right ? ;p
C'mon man you just got outalpha'ed owned yourself pretty hard.

I use my kid as an avatar. IMO you should chill on the threads directed at making fun of these avatars until you have a child of your own. No, I dont have it so that people will feel sorry for me. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think it's cute. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think that I'm weak (assuming I even put you on this level). No, I don't think that people will think I'm a baby. And finally, no, it is not a random picture of a baby from the internet.

I have a picture of my kid because I love her. Because every time I look at her I smile. Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life.

So as I said, before you make these threads, I'd think about the fact that you probably dont have a kid. Because if you did, you'd understand why some people choose that as their avatar. You are clearly very immature and are yet to learn certain things about life (so please quit commenting on aspects of life that you know nothing about). TY.

On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: I use my kid as an avatar. IMO you should chill on the threads directed at making fun of these avatars until you have a child of your own. No, I dont have it so that people will feel sorry for me. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think it's cute. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think that I'm weak (assuming I even put you on this level). No, I don't think that people will think I'm a baby. And finally, no, it is not a random picture of a baby from the internet. I have a picture of my kid because I love her. Because every time I look at her I smile. Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life. So as I said, before you make these threads, I'd think about the fact that you probably dont have a kid. Because if you did, you'd understand why some people choose that as their avatar. You are clearly very immature and are yet to learn certain things about life (so please quit commenting on aspects of life that you know nothing about). TY.

is ur kid fugly?

steal city, you're clearly a typical internet retard... the last sentence that i wrote in that response up until the parenthesis applies to you also.

I posted a picture of his kid just before he posted

On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life

if you really need a constant reminder to work hard I think your daughters fucked, sorry

On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: I use my kid as an avatar. IMO you should chill on the threads directed at making fun of these avatars until you have a child of your own. No, I dont have it so that people will feel sorry for me. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think it's cute. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think that I'm weak (assuming I even put you on this level). No, I don't think that people will think I'm a baby. And finally, no, it is not a random picture of a baby from the internet. I have a picture of my kid because I love her. Because every time I look at her I smile. Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life. So as I said, before you make these threads, I'd think about the fact that you probably dont have a kid. Because if you did, you'd understand why some people choose that as their avatar. You are clearly very immature and are yet to learn certain things about life (so please quit commenting on aspects of life that you know nothing about). TY.

your name is fitting....get off the internet and get back in the kitchen miss

i changed mine just yesterday and it helps me lighten up my mood, i cant stop looking at it that i think i just leveled myself by using that pic lol

On December 04 2008 04:18 TheView wrote: steal city, you're clearly a typical internet retard... the last sentence that i wrote in that response up until the parenthesis applies to you also.

notice how she avoids the question....

...clever

kids r overrated obv

On December 04 2008 04:54 whamm! wrote: i changed mine just yesterday and it helps me lighten up my mood, i cant stop looking at it that i think i just leveled myself by using that pic lol

show me

On December 04 2008 04:36 TedHastings wrote: Show nested quote + On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life if you really need a constant reminder to work hard I think your daughters fucked, sorry

I hope pedo bear makes another appearance after this comment.

I have developed an insurmountable hatred for dogs and babies since I began to play on Pokerstars.

On December 04 2008 03:33 Steal City wrote: Show nested quote + On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: I use my kid as an avatar. IMO you should chill on the threads directed at making fun of these avatars until you have a child of your own. No, I dont have it so that people will feel sorry for me. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think it's cute. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think that I'm weak (assuming I even put you on this level). No, I don't think that people will think I'm a baby. And finally, no, it is not a random picture of a baby from the internet. I have a picture of my kid because I love her. Because every time I look at her I smile. Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life. So as I said, before you make these threads, I'd think about the fact that you probably dont have a kid. Because if you did, you'd understand why some people choose that as their avatar. You are clearly very immature and are yet to learn certain things about life (so please quit commenting on aspects of life that you know nothing about). TY. is ur kid fugly?

ROFL!! odam no u didnt

On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: I use my kid as an avatar. IMO you should chill on the threads directed at making fun of these avatars until you have a child of your own. No, I dont have it so that people will feel sorry for me. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think it's cute. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think that I'm weak (assuming I even put you on this level). No, I don't think that people will think I'm a baby. And finally, no, it is not a random picture of a baby from the internet. I have a picture of my kid because I love her. Because every time I look at her I smile. Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life. So as I said, before you make these threads, I'd think about the fact that you probably dont have a kid. Because if you did, you'd understand why some people choose that as their avatar. You are clearly very immature and are yet to learn certain things about life (so please quit commenting on aspects of life that you know nothing about). TY.

put a picture on ur desk next to ur computer
and if someone thinks baby pics as avatar suck, thats a personal opinion respect plz

my avatar:

On December 04 2008 04:18 TheView wrote: steal city, you're clearly a typical internet retard... the last sentence that i wrote in that response up until the parenthesis applies to you also.

come on jess, ur kid is pretty ugly tho...

lol typical LP

On December 03 2008 14:38 Big_Rob_48 wrote: This is my avatar, I like it.

lol... i like blocking avatars like these as soon as i sit down

On December 04 2008 02:40 TheView wrote: I use my kid as an avatar. IMO you should chill on the threads directed at making fun of these avatars until you have a child of your own. No, I dont have it so that people will feel sorry for me. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think it's cute. No, I dont have it because I think that you'll think that I'm weak (assuming I even put you on this level). No, I don't think that people will think I'm a baby. And finally, no, it is not a random picture of a baby from the internet. I have a picture of my kid because I love her. Because every time I look at her I smile. Every time I look at her, it's a reminder to work my ass off in order to assure that she has a wonderful life. So as I said, before you make these threads, I'd think about the fact that you probably dont have a kid. Because if you did, you'd understand why some people choose that as their avatar. You are clearly very immature and are yet to learn certain things about life (so please quit commenting on aspects of life that you know nothing about). TY.

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FUCK YOU YOUR AVATARS AND YOUR FUCKIN KIDS
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On December 04 2008 15:35 jayluf wrote: my avatar:

i'd hit it

My avatar gives off a 'Im gonna take all your money' vibe.

+ Show Spoiler +

i usually insta block images that i dont want to look at...the pictures of kids and dogs just make me laugh

dogs

On December 02 2008 05:05 Baal wrote: thats why i use the no-image theme

i also hate the pics of the stupid windows XP backgrounds. the landscapes or the sunsets or the blue shit.....the trees with blue sky and snow. that shit. i hate those. why put up a freaking picture if you are just gonna use a desktop background?

also i hate all the fucking pics of heath ledger as the joker. every since dark knight came out 1 of 4 players or so HAS to have one of those fucking pics of heath smiling.

my fav avatar: intellipoker avatar of course cause that is like a big bulls eye target.

The worst are of anyone's faces/babies/children/pets/four of a kind aces with flames... well any sort of good hand really and especially with flames and gay shit. The only people I have any respect for are the ones with no avatars, don't be homosexual, play your cards and stfu.




SUMMARY OF THIS POST:

avatars in all shapes and sizes are simply - LAME.

the view is a troll maybe?
and a if so, he is hilarious

lol'd

This mother fucker just fucking lucked me up

Anyone with a cocky ass picture of themselves. . so win they suck out on me I see my chips sliding towards their stupid faggy ass arrogant face like they saying "yeah. . .that's right!" makes me wanna obliterate my monitor.

This is going to be my new avatar is stars allows it

On December 04 2008 21:20 Burger123 wrote: My avatar gives off a 'Im gonna take all your money' vibe. + Show Spoiler +

if someone want to know your PS name do you think its usefull to hide your name if you show us all your avatar?

lol bump

Find them.......and make their entire family pay for their ignorace.......but dont really

this pcboi`s avatar is fucking ugly, jesus christ

Is it just me or has a lot of people started using bubbles from tpb lately?
If you haven't watched it, do. I love getting high and watching it, just finished fourth season. First two seasons are definitely the best imo.

Edit: tpb = trailer park boys

today i saw a really fat guy in a picture with a tiny dog. It was kinda funny.

I might be wrong but i think people don't give a flying shit if you like or not their avatars, they like to see their babies/pets pictures while playing poker and i might be wrong again but i assume they don't wait for your approval to do so. Anyway, it's usually a sign of deep fishiness when i enter a pot with someone named Leon1968 and he has a picture of a baby/pet most of the time.

On December 07 2008 21:49 Matt98568 wrote: This is going to be my new avatar is stars allows it

is that bill chen?

LOL

On December 21 2008 12:55 CrownRoyal wrote: Show nested quote + On December 07 2008 21:49 Matt98568 wrote: This is going to be my new avatar is stars allows it is that bill chen? LOL

hahahaha I think thats him.

i hate all avatars thats why i disabled them :D

On December 02 2008 04:36 SpoR wrote: I hate seeing pictures of people's babies or their pets. I don't wanna see a pic of your ugly kid. No offense, but what is the point? Is it supposed to earn you sympathy? Do you think your baby is cute? Do you think people will assume you are softie and play weak? Do you think people will think you are a baby? Did you just fucking find a random picture of a baby on the internet? Probably. Same goes for pictures of pets, Lame. I will take your money because I hate your baby/animal (same difference), I hope it starves. Discuss.

I took a photo of a baby from the internet. Specifically because they tilt me and I wanted to induce the same tilt in others. It works like a charm.

I fail at image cropping but here is mine. Specifically designed to tilt you Spor. I should probably have done some sort of stick-figure drawing in the white space.

my stars avatar is a self portrait.

lol ben, that gewkie baby pic is actually funny looking though.