I kissed a girl and I liked it.

That's about that I guess...

The main reason i posted this is because i wanted to know if any of you play either of these games.

Kingdom of Loathing (A badass txt based mmorpg)
Dominategame (risk online)

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she looks alittle fat

lol you're right

she just graduated HS and was a cheerleader and most certainly isnt fat or skinny.

she weighs 131lbs... don't ask me how i know that I think she told me the other day or something.

im totally changing that 2nd picture cause it skews how she looks so hardcore

What a faggot.

On June 26 2008 23:50 androidmetro wrote: What a faggot.

lol

yea the new picture makes shit better...id hit it for sure

lol she still looks a little chubby in the new 2nd pic i posted and it looks like she has no body whatsoever

wtfever i give up. She has an epic ass and decent boobs with no belly whatsoever. I'm sorry I can't share any of that with you

The smile looks forced!!

it looks like caleb holds a gun after brutally raping her and said "SMILE OR DIE BITCH"

On June 27 2008 00:19 Floofy wrote: it looks like caleb holds a gun after brutally raping her and said "SMILE OR DIE BITCH"

i think thats better than tickle her feet

rofl Floofy!

Corwin post your picture, if you are very very ugly, then she is fine for you.

can't rape the willing imo

lol you think she is ugly? I seriously don't see how all of you studs @ lp get such hotties all the time.

pic from my profile @ lp



WHO'S HOTTER ME OR HER?

dude you are cool, but come on we are men so we HAVE to date girls better looking than us.

I think she's way prettier than I am

she isn't very photogenic from what i've seen really

I'm not either though

On June 27 2008 00:27 CrownRoyal wrote: lol you think she is ugly? I seriously don't see how all of you studs @ lp get such hotties all the time. pic from my profile @ lp WHO'S HOTTER ME OR HER?

you obv


but only if you talk in a redneck hick voice........ cutie

how do you know that i live in hickville usa?

wtf rigged

she is fine, ignore these virgin geeks.


You realize TSLto that what u just said makes absolutely no sense at all since our perception of beauty is based on the average obviously so that is impossible, or u would say all men have better looking women which is a lie, its obviously equal, some have hotter, some have worse, but in the end it cancels it out, simple logic.

Yes, I'm 19 and still virgin.







... because I don't date ugly girls ;/

Corwin she's not ugly, just not that pretty...well the thing that matters is you to feel good with her, I still can't understand why you posted her pictures. Obv not for brag?

gay double post

Maybe you should go outside sometime because she is prettier than 80% of other girls in the world easily

I'm a pretty weird guy too, I prefer a girl with a great personality over looks a lot. If a girl can't understand my sense of humor/keep up with my witty comments and shit I can't be with her.

On June 27 2008 00:43 TSLto wrote: Yes, I'm 19 and still virgin. ... because I don't date ugly girls ;/

AKA you're a superficial hipocrit?

well maybe not hipocrit but i wouldn't be giving some one girl advice if you're a virgin and generally don't date girls, keep your prudish attitude to yourself thx

lol I said I don't date ugly girls because of the attitude of ' I must have sex '.



And btw I have girlfriend, so that does not makes me a superficial hipocrit anymore?

chick isnt that fat


just not skinny

my type= 90 pound brunettes...... but chub chicks are way more open to anal, so


PLOW ON BRUVAAH

post pix of yourself + your gf tslto

I got me a girl too!

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Her name is Jezebel.

true story

when one of my best friends was little he apparently let a baby calf suck his dick

LOL

I only have myself.

On June 27 2008 01:14 CrownRoyal wrote: true story when one of my best friends was little he apparently let a baby calf suck his dick LOL

I knew some hot chick who's dirty old grandfather (dude was way awesome, told me when i met him (was like 12-13) that if I played my cards right, I could probably fuck one of his daughters/grandaughters that night.... age 14, 16, and 18) who owned a house boarding place.

He made her check all the stallion's "fertility" on a daily basis when they were in heat or w/e (isnt this all the time? I know I'm always down to fuck??).

It is bad that I thought it was way hot that some 14 year old hot blone had to jack off like 10 horses a day?

sick part is this is in so cal...... who the fuck has horses in so cal?

On June 27 2008 01:17 TSLto wrote: I only have myself.

sick pose.


I have no idea why you dont have a girlfriend..... maybe you should ask your boyfriend taking the pic to stop holding your hand in public?

He said he has a girlfriend, he just doesn't have sex with her. Lolol.

lol ok

On June 27 2008 01:30 Muhweli wrote: He said he has a girlfriend, he just doesn't have sex with her. Lolol.

as a straight man, I see right through this.


girlfriend is code for getting fucked in the ass by a large black man.


I'm going with my soulread...

On June 27 2008 01:30 Muhweli wrote: He said he has a girlfriend, he just doesn't have sex with her. Lolol.

she's 16 and I don't want to force her. whenever she's ready.
so that is not normal for all of you?

On June 27 2008 01:33 TSLto wrote: she's 16 and I don't want to force her. whenever she's ready. so that is not normal for all of you?

if you arent banging the shit out of her, what the fuck do you do all the time? You talk about your feelings or something??? wtf?


women are worthless, totally and completely.

you will never get married if you think like that...

On June 27 2008 01:33 TSLto wrote: Show nested quote + On June 27 2008 01:30 Muhweli wrote: He said he has a girlfriend, he just doesn't have sex with her. Lolol. she's 16 and I don't want to force her. whenever she's ready. so that is not normal for all of you?

On June 27 2008 01:37 TSLto wrote: you will never get married if you think like that...

I'll also never have an "experimental" phase with "same sex relationships" by thinking like a true man.

Actually, ive been 9/10ths of the way there, twice. At 21. (married, not gay sex)

poor TSL... watch our for massive falling beer cans please.




But seriously... why do you have a girlfriend? You only date hot girls apparently, but have no pics of her, but you dont fuck her. Hot girls aren't fun to talk to... they're fun to shove random objects into their vaginas to see how much stuff u can fit in there.

we kiss.

where have you been for like a year

madl337ness for mod imo

On June 27 2008 01:46 TSLto wrote: we kiss.

well then start rubbing her fucking vagina while kissing.


then unbutton her pants.


then put it in her butt.


Its like turbo SNG's, shove or fold imo


edit: late but, heres a pic of my g/f:

seriously - you have no idea how hard is to find a nice girl which is not a bitch and fucks with everyone. i don't want those pretty girls which are sluts.I prefer to stay with a normal cute girl and wait few more weeks for sex.

On June 27 2008 01:49 TSLto wrote: seriously - you have no idea how hard is to find a nice girl which is not a bitch and fucks with everyone. i don't want those pretty girls which are sluts.I prefer to stay with a normal cute girl and wait few more weeks for sex.

but women arent for being nice.

...they're for sandwiches and washing your clothes that smell like ball sweat that you dont want to touch.

long term, it breaks down to eatting and fucking. If she doesnt make good food, and you dont make good fuck.... better luck next time.




seriously, not even to be a dick.... if you want someone to talk to, try dudes. I mean, we dont have vaginas... so we are actually interesting. Get some cooler friends/ blow some random dudes at some disco. I dunno, whatever you feel like.

WTF
1. That girl is pretty. I approve.
2. WTF, Why are we using the word slut as a bad thing. Girls like sex. Guys like sex. This is suddenly wrong?

Grow up.

mad1337ness i'm trying to get my ex to do anal and she's open but her butt is too tight. how do i approach this? I've tried finger + lube but she feels like she has to poo 1 minute in and I have to stop. I've read on another forum that when she says stop, you fucking stop or risk getting your bed flooded with manure. and by god my bed has enough period stains as is.

what do I do DOCTOR???

For the record, virgins arn't very good at it.

On June 27 2008 01:55 vegable wrote: mad1337ness i'm trying to get my ex to do anal and she's open but her butt is too tight. how do i approach this? I've tried finger + lube but she feels like she has to poo 1 minute in and I have to stop. I've read on another forum that when she says stop, you fucking stop or risk getting your bed flooded with manure. and by god my bed has enough period stains as is. what do I do DOCTOR???

tell her to relax.

I honestly dont know... because the only chicks I ever fuck are sluts anyways that can come from straight anal... but if you do it semi slow it shouldnt be that hard (shit I dont even use lube, just spit and I have a decent sized way above avg dong).

I know I freaked the fuck out when I made my (ex since 2 days ago) g/f tongue my ass, just to degrade her. It felt like I had to shit, and felt fucking weird..... so just tell her its normal.... eat her out blah blah, get her going. Use a vibe in the vag if available.... or just rub her clit the whole time. Try to get her off a few times (get all those endorphins in the bloodstream) and then keep her close the entire time you're in the pooper.

If shes down, just have her take some pills (I dunno about this, i know my friend's g/f takes a lot of zanex, passes out, and lets him go to town for however long he wants).



Its not really that cool.... well kinda, depends. I enjoy it more for the fact that women will stoop to that level, because thats how little self worth they have... then for the actual feel. But I cant even cum from BJ's... so maybe it feels better for dudes with high sensation levels??




oh, and obv make sure she shits before and uses a shower head to wash it 100%. Poop dick is only funny if you whipe it on their backs. And I dunno about you, but I only like the smell of my shit (maybe because I think it smells like heaven).



And since she is your ex (didnt realize this at first).... just punch her in the back of the head and go to town?

I advise you not to read Tucker Max's story about anal sex.

Unless you're awesome like me and ROFL over shit like that.... praying one day it will happen to me, so I have an awesome story to tell to random girls at parties.

Link to Story, if you dare

am I wrong or this is poker sex forum

On June 27 2008 02:18 TSLto wrote: am I wrong or this is poker sex forum

HU for rollz?


and its a blog, anything goes.


ps: MORE PICS OF THE CHUB, MY PENIS DOESNT IMAGINE FUCKING CHICKS BY ITSELF WTF CALEB?

"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahaahhahhahahahahhahahah

Your gf is v attractive, people here are retards imo

awesome. i'll give it another go

HAHAHAHA holy shit BLAHRHHHRHRHARAHR!!!!!!!!1111

memorable

On June 27 2008 00:43 TSLto wrote: Yes, I'm 19 and still virgin. ... because I don't date ugly girls ;/ Corwin she's not ugly, just not that pretty...well the thing that matters is you to feel good with her, I still can't understand why you posted her pictures. Obv not for brag?

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It's funny cuz you say you're 19 and still a virgin because you don't date ugly girls. You date a pretty one tho, right?! Does that mean that all pretty girls just like to blueball you or men in general and never have sex? I don't get it. Sex is an important part of a relationship.

mad1337ness, even though little exaggerating, does have some points.

You're dating a teen who's not even legal yet (Dunno about the limitations within your country) and talking about marriage? Woot?! Obviously you weren't talking about marrying that teenage hottie (were you?), but I think you somewhat contradict yourself there too. Are you going to wait 2 years for her to be 18 and then marry her and then have some sex? Just wondering. It just seems like a teenage crush (the kind that girls have at that age) and dreams of happily ever after.

lmao, i said if mad1337ness doesn't show respect to women he would not marry. I myself respect women and think that's the correct thing to do. I have a great relationship and I would not wait two years for sex lol, but I don't want to force the things. well for myself I don't think I'm wrong. anybody can do what he thinks is right. and I would not marry for my girlfriend, didn't meant or said that.
that's my point of view of life.

Imo you guys are the perfect match

but don't lie to yourself, the real reason you posted this thread was to brag about your new less than stellar girlfriend

jesus christ that anal story is the funniest i've read in my whole life hahahahahahahahahaha