PplusAD   Germany. Mar 25 2008 16:23. Posts 7182
Trying to date this girl
dont know her yet but i saw the foto in Internet on our University gallery
Think she may fit my expectations quite well.
She is cute , but not too hot for my looks
she is 19years and i am 22
we both go to university in the same city
I messaged her having in mind that girls who look like here usually like people who are self confident and funny.
So i worte that " i d love to be with her for the rest of my life and have as many cute children with her as possible "
well my strategy went wrong ^^
she didnt reply with a message though she was online
I pretty much got owned by her the next minute since she left a note under a picture of her
" In your dreams "
then i wrote a 2nd message not willing to give up that fast
I wrote that id like to add her on msn and stuff and that shes cute and what she thinks of my plans
she actually replied ( semi success) :
wtf man , do u mean it for real ?
wow i see myself in a difficult spot there
since this reply by her could mean different things :
1.) Go fuck off u unworthy creature
2.) I ll touch my titties and love myself when u reply that u actually mean it for real !
3.) I feel very dissapointet if u say u were just making a joke and i like if u show some humor by confirming your statement
4.) I am a stupid blonde girl and actually not sure if a stranger really wants kids with me so i better ask again.
2-4 would all be okay
well lets see what tomorrow brings
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U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
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TheHuHu   United States. Mar 25 2008 16:27. Posts 4271
God, I feel bad for you no offense. But nice guys finish last. Way to not be with her and already, even jokingly, say you want to be with her for the rest of your life, that will scare 99% of college girls away because all they want to do right now is have fun. I am wondering if you're the dude who brings a huge bouquet of flowers on the first date...
I have always wanted to quote myself. - Me
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Jubert69   United States. Mar 25 2008 16:29. Posts 3191
Dude, thats the most sketchiest things to do.
Thats basically saying to a stranger, "Hi, wanna get married?"
Don't jump the gun, introduce yourself. Get to know her first.
"any cute children with her as possible". Oh yea, I don't know you but lets make babies!!
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Bigbobm   United States. Mar 25 2008 16:32. Posts 5512
Change ur lp name to
DR CREEPENSTEIN
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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redrain0125   Canada. Mar 25 2008 16:34. Posts 5455
i think u fail
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redrain0125   Canada. Mar 25 2008 16:35. Posts 5455
honestly though, I think there couldve been a better approach than "I THINK YOURE HOT LETS MATE AND MAKE BABIES". Go neutral, ya?
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PplusAD   Germany. Mar 25 2008 16:35. Posts 7182
On March 25 2008 15:27 TheHuHu wrote:
God, I feel bad for you no offense. But nice guys finish last. Way to not be with her and already, even jokingly, say you want to be with her for the rest of your life, that will scare 99% of college girls away because all they want to do right now is have fun.
Lol i have no other intention than to have a nice time with her .
i dont even really want a relationship
I just saw here picture today and thought shes cute
And yeha , i guess this could fail ^^
but its not over yet.
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
Last edit: 25/03/2008 16:37
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kimseongchan   United States. Mar 25 2008 16:41. Posts 2089
just fight her
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Bigbobm   United States. Mar 25 2008 16:42. Posts 5512
i have a feeling you will still be saying this isn't over from like behind prison bars
Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket
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collegesucks   United States. Mar 25 2008 16:50. Posts 5780
On March 25 2008 15:42 Bigbobm wrote:
i have a feeling you will still be saying this isn't over from like behind prison bars
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Zhan   Czech Republic. Mar 25 2008 16:57. Posts 152
Loled.
Do not mess with the best. O
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ChoboPokeR_r   Germany. Mar 25 2008 17:06. Posts 4598
--- Nuked ---
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
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Jubert69   United States. Mar 25 2008 17:18. Posts 3191
Hey Yugless, if you read this, YOU WANNA MAKE SOME BABIES?
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shaw67193   United States. Mar 25 2008 17:18. Posts 465
your line is horrible. as played, shove any river (rape obv)
YO MAN YOU GOTTA LEARN THE HUSTLE MAN I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL AND IM LIKE YO I GOTTA STAY MOTIVATED CAUSE THESE COWARDS NEED TO GET STOMPED BOTTOM LINE -nolan
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Mar 25 2008 17:23. Posts 4307
On March 25 2008 16:18 shaw67193 wrote:
your line is horrible. as played, shove any river (rape obv)
Rise and Shine
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PplusAD   Germany. Mar 25 2008 17:25. Posts 7182
On March 25 2008 16:18 shaw67193 wrote:
your line is horrible. as played, shove any river (rape obv)
<3
U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)
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tloapc   Pitcairn. Mar 25 2008 17:40. Posts 2591
hahahah
GL
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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JerseyMuscle   United States. Mar 25 2008 18:39. Posts 197
Are you the guy in the background of that picture? lol.
ChipsOrGTFO ||| NeillyJQ: i need atleast 2 buy-ins, duh.
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C0n5pir4cy   New Zealand. Mar 25 2008 18:53. Posts 1270
is she bald a little? or is it just me
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whamm!   Albania. Mar 25 2008 19:02. Posts 11625
just say u wanted to get her attention that's all and lol about it in chat. but i feel you were kinda serious there so that might not work hahaha
girl: "are you serious?"
pplusad: "no way! 'was just trying to get your attention that's all "
girl: " ...(pyscho alert)"
*girl is offline
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FrinkX   United States. Mar 25 2008 19:12. Posts 7562
ill trade you poker lessons for life lessons
bitch on a pension suck my dong
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NerO   United States. Mar 25 2008 20:02. Posts 2402
wow this is HORRRIIBBBLLLEEE one thing i realized dont ever try to pursue a girl ont he internet... they find it creepy... and if it works then they probably are creepy
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masterfrywad   United States. Mar 25 2008 20:33. Posts 329
has something like this ever worked for you? Not only does sarcasm not translate well over the internet, but she is probably multi-tasking so you're having to compete with whatever the hell girls do on the internet
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Shenny   Canada. Mar 25 2008 21:27. Posts 1514
shes clearly bluffing the turn. check raise all in on the river.
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Shenny   Canada. Mar 25 2008 21:34. Posts 1514
This is how real men deal with rejection:
Last edit: 25/03/2008 21:35
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JonnyCosMo   United States. Mar 26 2008 00:30. Posts 7292
your my hero dude lol, this is fucking awesome
Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser
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C0n5pir4cy   New Zealand. Mar 28 2008 09:07. Posts 1270
On March 25 2008 23:30 JonnyCosMo wrote:
your my hero dude lol, this is fucking awesome