Looking for stake -- okay, i give

You should try to convince people why they can trust you with a bankroll after you have demonstrated weak bankroll mangement skills and a suseptiblity to tilt.

gl man, takes alot of courage to make a post like this. Ignore the hate that I'm sure will come your way.

peace

sell your car.. buy a cheap one... there you go no need for a stake

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u gotta suck it up and get rid of that car buddy..

The fact that u put in 132 hours grinding low stakes and made basically zero profit is somewhat discouraging for anyone considering to stake you imo. I mean, your skill probably decreased substantialy because for someone who is suppossed to be a 7ptbb/100 winner at NL400+ such a bad run at low stakes should be close to impossible if he played his game.

you're such good player but i agree with joe

so, the 100k hand heater ain't the aberration, the 250k hands of jack shit before and 100k hands of jack shit after are

i get it now

good luck , you are honnest that s a good reason already to stake you.. i hope that you will find.. i understand the feeling,
i can have 25 winnings days and bang in few hours lose all of it.. when i start higher limit, i am always card dead..or have the best set up to be trap - but who cares about that this is your threads, so man good luck for the future and have the time of your life..

the only thing that speaks for itself is the fact a lot can happen over a 100k hand sample in aggressive games. but i already knew this

br from 7k to 1k is just wrong, you didn't use any br management there

I agree with selling the car and buying a cheaper one, you shouldn't drive that if you need a stake

I think you would be more likley to get a stake if you included the entire story w/ pics.

most -EV stake ever. whoever is considering this just burn your money

i mean this in all sincerity

100k heater??? wtf?

This of course begs the question ... if my winrate is so high, why am I near broke? Basically, I took a shot at 1knl, ran bad, tilted a bit, and dropped the majority of my roll. That's all been documented in a previous post. I obviously have the bankroll management skills to build from ground zero and eventually get back to where I wanted to be ... at least playing the 2/4 games. I obviously have aspirations to play much higher, but for now I'd be real satisfied with a roll for 2/4. You can see by this graph that I am capable of good bankroll management...

Does not come close to computing.

Also, show your winrate from all of your hands, not the 100k where you ran like god.

You had me feeling sympathetic until you said micro stakes is not real poker.

100k upswing... down to 1k bankroll? lol

Sell the car man. Just bite the bullet. Sell the car and put it into your BR.

Why don't you ask your parents? I'm sure they would be happy to stake you... If anyone is retarded enough to even think about staking this toolbox, msg me and I will change your mind

also, your "winrate speaks for itself?"

you showed a sample where you run at 0.9ptbb total...

you really need to get over denial. you had a 100k hand heater, that's really great. you're a mediocre player whose ego is in the way of development imo.

best of luck.

lol lurped seeking revenge

seriously dude grind up, personally i believe with 1k i would be back on 400nl in NO TIME at all, i would play a very very agressive BR managment and if i run average or better id be on 400nl in tops 2 months

how much is the car worth?

I'll buy your car.

Maybe we can arrange something.

the lexus is worth roughly 9k and the porsche is worth roughly 45k. the porsche is not for sale :O