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CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 09:03. Posts 11385
Hello, you seem to have several fascinating qualities that seem to mesmerize me to the furthest locations of space. While I've never even seen a picture of you I'm sure it isn't muchly important because my love flows and falls for you like a waterfall in a beautiful secluded valley full of happiness and eternal bond. You have so many qualities that other desirable females lack. My heart is set and I must have you.

I could rave for hours, but I just wanted it to be known publicly of my love for you and was wondering if we could potentially go on our first date this fine evening.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 09:05. Posts 11385

And I do realize you could very potentially be curious about me, I perfer to be mysterious.

I'll leave it at there being a photograph of me in my profile on this very website.

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Yugless    United States. Jan 25 2008 09:19. Posts 7174

where are we goin?

Baal - look is talking hah.  

lebowski   Greece. Jan 25 2008 09:20. Posts 9205

well she plays a winning 3/6 I don't care how she looks count me in for a 3some

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

MiPwnYa    Brasil. Jan 25 2008 09:21. Posts 5230

yugless is a gyal ?


CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 09:22. Posts 11385


  On January 25 2008 08:19 Yugless wrote:
where are we goin?


To the deepest depths of your finest desires.

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sawseech   Canada. Jan 25 2008 09:25. Posts 3182

Y YYY Y YY Y Y Y
lol

lets go fucking mental la la la la lets go fucking mental lets go fucking mental lala la la 

Joe   Czech Republic. Jan 25 2008 09:28. Posts 5987

Might be a litle problem if u are from Oman and she is from the US

there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell) 

chrusher97   Canada. Jan 25 2008 09:30. Posts 449

If it's true love distance won't matter


Yugless    United States. Jan 25 2008 09:32. Posts 7174


  On January 25 2008 08:22 CrownRoyal wrote:
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To the deepest depths of your finest desires.

that sounds fun, but i'd rather go to the sizzler

Baal - look is talking hah.  

CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 09:34. Posts 11385

You're so gonna get groomed with comments like that.

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lebowski   Greece. Jan 25 2008 09:36. Posts 9205


  On January 25 2008 08:21 MiPwnYa wrote:
yugless is a gyal ?



True,I always thought she was a man,esp after the bump testicle title in her blog lol

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

VanDerMeyde   Norway. Jan 25 2008 09:38. Posts 5108

Now I hope Yugless is a guy

:D 

Zorglub   Denmark. Jan 25 2008 09:53. Posts 2870

Dont listen to him yugless, he only wants your money!

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left 

Daut    United States. Jan 25 2008 09:55. Posts 8955

Even though im like 99.9% sure yug is actually a girl i really really hope im wrong in this instant

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

Daut    United States. Jan 25 2008 10:00. Posts 8955

and crownroyal i hate to disappoint you but you have no shot
morris chestnut is already courting her
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004820/

you cant top that

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, DautLast edit: 25/01/2008 10:01

CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 10:01. Posts 11385

haha, it would look pretty lame if yug was a guy.

i'd still probably laugh at myself though.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 10:04. Posts 11385

I'll destroy this Chestnut fellow with a snapping of my fingers alone.

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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 25 2008 10:18. Posts 14026

Yugless pm me a picture of yourself.

its for important LP research.


Daut    United States. Jan 25 2008 10:19. Posts 8955

morris chestnut would groom all of you

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

lebowski   Greece. Jan 25 2008 10:21. Posts 9205

This brings the "TL zia not a gal omgf???" days back from lost memories

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jan 25 2008 10:25. Posts 3047


  On January 25 2008 08:03 CrownRoyal wrote:
Hello, you seem to have several fascinating qualities that seem to mesmerize me to the furthest locations of space



Several is not 'two'.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 10:27. Posts 11385

i obviously am not going to name all of them.

go groom yourself

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Loco   Canada. Jan 25 2008 10:35. Posts 20963

I feel so privileged to have your myspace Yugless <3

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Loco   Canada. Jan 25 2008 10:36. Posts 20963


  On January 25 2008 09:25 Feiticeira wrote:
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Several is not 'two'.


1. young
2. ?

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Loco   Canada. Jan 25 2008 10:36. Posts 20963

oh i get it, she plays poker so it's cool for a girl. that's the 2.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Jan 25 2008 10:41. Posts 3047


  On January 25 2008 09:36 Loco wrote:
oh i get it, she plays poker so it's cool for a girl. that's the 2.



..

boobs, retard.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

CCMoz   United Kingdom. Jan 25 2008 10:46. Posts 925

anyone actually got laid by chatting women up online?

my balls your mouth 

Daut    United States. Jan 25 2008 11:02. Posts 8955

craigslist, duh

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

Yugless    United States. Jan 25 2008 11:13. Posts 7174

daut meets all of his future groomings online

Baal - look is talking hah.  

CrownRoyal   United States. Jan 25 2008 11:19. Posts 11385

where do you even live yugless? I need to know where to fly my personal jet to and have a BMW ready to be picked up at the rent-a-car place.

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Gumster   Sweden. Jan 25 2008 11:28. Posts 2290

im the only one who doesnt give a fuck if it's a girl or not and that bothers me so much

:/

Do not push the river, it will flow by itself. - Polish proverb 

Sloverville   United States. Jan 25 2008 11:34. Posts 232

Tossup: Morris Chestnut or Shemar Moore?


albonycee   United States. Jan 25 2008 12:08. Posts 2749


  On January 25 2008 10:19 CrownRoyal wrote:
where do you even live yugless? I need to know where to fly my personal jet to and have a BMW ready to be picked up at the rent-a-car place.



haha she doesnt like bimmers dumbass

(insert stupid shit)aments 

ReSpOnSe   United States. Jan 25 2008 12:43. Posts 405

I feel so uncomfortable after reading this...im not sure why


TalentedTom    Canada. Jan 25 2008 12:49. Posts 20070

You roll in with your ride, I'll roll in with mine, we will see who she chooses

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

PokerDoc88   Australia. Jan 25 2008 13:11. Posts 3527

lol this reminds me of a girl who used to be in my Starcraft clan called 3xodus. For almost 3 years, I and my close bw friends believed her to be a girl. Then one day, when the #2 singaporean WCG joined our clan, he said "ROFL THAT IS A MAN! I SEEN HIM AT WCG" (she lived in Singapore too). Of course, she denied these allegations, and we just let it slide.

How ever, 1 year later after I had retired from bw, I was feeling depressed and thought it would be a wise idea to complain to her on msn (not seeking any advice, just wanted to vent steam). She confessed to me that she was actually a he, her name was not Lina, it was Lee, and that he had found solace in God and helping others. We then had a conversation over teamspeak, during which he read me some prayers, and I was cringing and almost dying from horror. He told me the story of why he pretended to be a girl: Basically, he always felt he should have been born a girl, and after practicing witchcraft and many other arcane rituals to somehow transform into a female, he finally gave up, got super duper depressed, almost suicided, and then discovered religion as a means of seeking forgiveness and acceptance.

Yugless, please don't be a fucking crack-pot weirdo like 3xodus =(


Daut    United States. Jan 25 2008 13:24. Posts 8955

omg pokerdoc that story is awesome

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

Jelle   Belgium. Jan 25 2008 13:46. Posts 3476

GroT 

Jelle   Belgium. Jan 25 2008 13:47. Posts 3476

pretty sure thats how yugless looks

GroT 

blunt_smokr   United States. Jan 25 2008 14:44. Posts 1314


  On January 25 2008 12:47 Jelle wrote:
pretty sure thats how yugless looks



Thats also how i pictured Yug


 



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