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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 05:37. Posts 33 | | |
Hello all . I want to tell you my f..ing story.I play pokerstars 2 month i deposite 100 $ and make up 600$ in two weeks 4 table 0.25-0.50$.Then i hade a break abot 5 days. After break i go 1-2$ no limit 2 tables and loose all in 3 hours.1 week later i make second deposit 500$ and make 1400$ 4 table 1-2 in 2-3 hours.And loose all next day 3-6$ 2 table playing.Now i am shoked it was all my money. And i don't know what shell i do. Plz help me...-(
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iop   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 05:40. Posts 4951 | | |
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Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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Balzamon   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 06:08. Posts 2868 | | |
heard of the minimum of having ~20buy ins per level your playing? And you dont seem to be very good at all so whta makes you think you should be playing above NL25 at all? |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 06:16. Posts 33 | | |
whow mutch money should i had to play 3/6? |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 06:16. Posts 33 | | |
and sorry for my bad english. |
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iop   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 06:17. Posts 4951 | | |
| On April 23 2007 05:16 nankabananka wrote:
whow mutch money should i had to play 3/6? |
Alot more than $1400.
I think that you should forget about 3/6 and start grinding lower stakes |
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Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | Last edit: 23/04/2007 06:18 |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 06:50. Posts 33 | | |
What stakes should i play ? And what about tourneys what tourneys are most better? |
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ToT)MidiaN(   United Kingdom. Apr 23 2007 06:53. Posts 5070 | | |
you wanna be having at least 12k to play 3/6 and preferably more like 18~21k |
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iop   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 07:03. Posts 4951 | | |
| On April 23 2007 05:50 nankabananka wrote:
What stakes should i play ? And what about tourneys what tourneys are most better? |
With a $100 bankroll (NL5) - with $500 - NL25 |
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Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth | |
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Ket   United Kingdom. Apr 23 2007 07:05. Posts 8665 | | |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 07:11. Posts 33 | | |
Thank you very mutch for information.If you can tell me more tell plz. |
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Loco   Canada. Apr 23 2007 07:24. Posts 21003 | | |
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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount | |
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Muhweli   Finland. Apr 23 2007 07:32. Posts 10663 | | |
Ahhhahahahahahahahah, made my day.  |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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anon   Lithuania. Apr 23 2007 07:37. Posts 5965 | | |
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Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll | |
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anon   Lithuania. Apr 23 2007 07:39. Posts 5965 | | |
you need 25 buy-ins for the stakes, 5nl-125$, 10nl-250$, 25nl-625$ etc. |
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Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll | |
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anon   Lithuania. Apr 23 2007 07:40. Posts 5965 | | |
buy hey you shouldn't pay too much attention to these suggestions, because we need guys like you |
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Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll | |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 08:13. Posts 33 | | |
why you need guys like me? and i am girl |
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Gumster   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 08:13. Posts 2291 | | |
i think you shoud play nl100 and nl200, its good for you |
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Joe   Czech Republic. Apr 23 2007 08:23. Posts 5987 | | |
is this meant seriously?
if so, what does losing $600 have to do with killing ur life? |
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there is a light at the end of the tunnel... (but sometimes the tunnel is long and deep as hell) | |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 08:24. Posts 33 | | |
i am ill of poker. i can't stop.... I am sitting in pokerstars 24/7 and can't stop .i go to sleep and in my mind i see the table of pokerstars.i want to be a pro...From what should i start ? |
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Floofy   Canada. Apr 23 2007 08:25. Posts 8708 | | |
girl shuldnt play poka unless ur a super woman like harman or yugless (not really on the same level but whatever) |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Floofy   Canada. Apr 23 2007 08:28. Posts 8708 | | |
also dont play if your black or muslism
fatties also should stay away from it
you also should not play it if you wear glasses
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Yugless   United States. Apr 23 2007 08:32. Posts 7174 | | |
hello nankabananka. i suggest you make a thread in the main poker section so more people can hear your story and help you. |
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Baal - look is talking hah. | |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 08:32. Posts 33 | | |
is this meant seriously?
if so, what does losing $600 have to do with killing ur life?
600 $ !!!!!! it is very big money for me. i can live two months on this money.i had about 30 $ now.its all my money. |
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Floofy   Canada. Apr 23 2007 08:32. Posts 8708 | | |
if your a fat black women with glasses who has a muslim husband your a fish almost 100% |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Stygg   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 08:48. Posts 2347 | | |
Floofy stop being a fucking asshole
this could be a troll/joke but if it's not, you're being really horrible and I think you know it. Have some fucking empathy. |
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Floofy   Canada. Apr 23 2007 08:50. Posts 8708 | | |
styg you think a fat black women with glasses who has a muslim husband has as much chance as a 20 year old man to become a poker pro? i would side bet on that |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Stygg   Sweden. Apr 23 2007 08:54. Posts 2347 | | |
wtf does fat black muslim have to do with anything
you know you're being a complete asshat and I'm not about to fall in line with your "clever" jokes. you're a well known and respected poster on lp.net, and this sort of shit should really not be part of your repertoire. Show some class. |
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Floofy   Canada. Apr 23 2007 09:03. Posts 8708 | | |
i do think these things have an influence on the average player (aka if you take a sample size of 2000 fat people i think they will compete differently from 2000 skinny people)
but actually i think fat people are maybe more likely to be good, because they are often more nerdy/intelectual which leads them to study the game more
oh and i was joking above but i do think mens have natural tendencies better suited for poker than women
girls tend to play passively |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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Matt98568   United States. Apr 23 2007 09:04. Posts 2391 | | |
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Floofy   Canada. Apr 23 2007 09:06. Posts 8708 | | |
if they put proper effort and read forums they can become world class thought (look at harman) |
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james9994: make note dont play against floofy, ;( | |
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hkbubbletea   Canada. Apr 23 2007 09:14. Posts 1575 | | |
Yeah you need to practice some bankroll management. Make sure you have enough buy-ins for each level so that when you do have a bad run of cards you won't go broke because of it.
I'm sure that if you really needed that money, you would've have decided to gamble it on stars. |
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Sheitan   Canada. Apr 23 2007 09:16. Posts 4217 | | |
Nice troll, i would say 7/10 because it was pretty funny. Oh and i'll add a +1 since people seem to believe that BS. final note: 8/10. |
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Oly   United Kingdom. Apr 23 2007 09:28. Posts 3585 | | |
floofy is being way too funny to cause offence.
much that everyone laughed at nanka, it's a common problem. it's just gambling. you just rode the swings of variance till you hit 0, nothing else. if you actually want to be skilled at poker, start at nl5, follow the 20 buyin rule, quit before you tilt, read everything on this site, post hands that confused you and ask for advice, and dont ever think that winning/losing a hand means you played it good/bad. i did the same when i started, but i knew it was just gambling, did it within my financial limits and enjoyed myself. then i took it serious and quicky ground up from nl25 to nl200, which is serious cash for most people. then i had to pay university fees and start again, but even that has been good overall, i'm flying back on huge winrates that i couldn't do before because i'd missed the lessons of fish crushing at micro stakes. so, overall, start at nl5, and work hard. the problem with experts making something look easy is that amateurs think it is. |
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Apr 23 2007 09:31. Posts 5337 | | |
this is got to be a troll |
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LudaHid: dam.ned dam.ned dam.ned. LudaHid: dam.ned northwooden as..hole | |
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KingKory   United States. Apr 23 2007 09:49. Posts 2083 | | |
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Golden Ghost   Netherlands. Apr 23 2007 09:58. Posts 285 | | |
What the F*CK made you think that after loosing your first 100 dollar, risking the whole of your savings was a smart idea?
Just curious... |
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Fraser   Canada. Apr 23 2007 10:19. Posts 4605 | | |
| On April 23 2007 07:13 nankabananka wrote:
why you need guys like me? and i am girl |
show us your tits |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 11:26. Posts 33 | | |
600$ it is very big money for me.... |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 11:28. Posts 33 | | |
can i put here my foro and how can i do it.I am no fat and black i am beautifull 18 years old cool Russian gril-) |
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nankabananka   Russian Federation. Apr 23 2007 11:33. Posts 33 | | |
Big thanks for Hkbubbletea and Oly. |
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Zorglub   Denmark. Apr 23 2007 20:18. Posts 2870 | | |
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left | |
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lucifer   Sweden. Apr 24 2007 07:44. Posts 5955 | | |
| On April 23 2007 10:28 nankabananka wrote:
can i put here my foro and how can i do it.I am no fat and black i am beautifull 18 years old cool Russian gril-) |
well if he wasn't trolling before 
oh and sign up for some mailorder bride thing. I'd like to buy you. |
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Bytewalker   Canada. Apr 24 2007 14:07. Posts 786 | | |
post your photo if your cute ill let u move in here w me and ill give u personal lessons and we'll play alot together (poker that is) |
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