I hate poker. - Page 6

there's also the flip side that bombach is ignoring

if online poker weren't around, i'd be grinding some shit job for mid 40s CAD. the prospects of me ever assembling the capital required to even begin to attempt to impose my will on the world would be close to 0. in short order i'd get mortgaged out and ho'd by various financial institutions and then 2nd mortgaged into paycheque to paycheque oblivion and then discover poker at a b&m and go, holy shit, i could win 80/hr omg that's a huge amount of money, and then realize that i got bills and can't assemble the 5k roll required.

i deserve better. he deserves better. all of us deserve better.

we aren't artists. we aren't dancers. we're thinkers, and throughout history we've mostly lacked the capital to leverage into anything meaningful.

this is ours. the world is ours. our forebearers were denied, but survived, and now we're taking it. fuck old money.

that brought a tear to my eye, Casper

Yay Casper!

On December 29 2006 15:50 Casper... wrote: we aren't artists. we aren't dancers. we're thinkers, and throughout history we've mostly lacked the capital to leverage into anything meaningful. this is ours. the world is ours. our forebearers were denied, but survived, and now we're taking it. fuck old money.

haha well said.. i never realized we were all such heros!

+1 for casper
i love you baby

On December 29 2006 15:50 Casper... wrote: we aren't artists. we aren't dancers. we're thinkers, and throughout history we've mostly lacked the capital to leverage into anything meaningful. this is ours. the world is ours. our forebearers were denied, but survived, and now we're taking it. fuck old money.

Haha, great stuff

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

I GOT MY MIND MADE UP

CMON

GET IN TO IT

LET IT RIDE

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

wigger

pedicure manicure kitty cat claws

the way she climbs up and down them poles

lookin like one of them puddy-cat dolls tryna hold m'woody back through my draws

still mad i wouldnt teach you

furious

UP JUMP THA BOOGIE

to tha bang bang boogie while you're bangin on ya baby OGs

On December 28 2006 10:45 Maynard! wrote: We're constantly in the pursuit of money. We are mindless soulless zombies trying to maximize every edge we have against the degenerate gambler who is gambling with his rent money. Everytime we bust someone for a buyin we will put them in a bit of a financial bind. He will curse his life. He will turn around and punch his kid in the face or his wife in the gut. Do not lie to yourself and say that this does not happen. That we only take from those who can afford it. As we only see the money online in terms of buyins, our victums see it in terms of rent. Are we better than them because we can sit down and calmly play 8 tables all day losing or gaining thousands of dollars and not really caring? No we are worse, we are fully cognizant of our actions but persist in the pursuit of money. When a friend or family member asks you how you make money, do not tell them the truth that you are soulless. Lie to them and make up a job. At least then they wont see us for what we truly are, the scum of the earth.

You are preaching to the wrong crowd.

On December 29 2006 16:12 capaneo wrote: Show nested quote + On December 29 2006 15:50 Casper... wrote: we aren't artists. we aren't dancers. we're thinkers, and throughout history we've mostly lacked the capital to leverage into anything meaningful. this is ours. the world is ours. our forebearers were denied, but survived, and now we're taking it. fuck old money.

Seriously that was good.

the M in MBOMB stands for MONSTER

wtf u guys think when u play poker?

'this guy is a dumb fish, I'll have his money soon'

...

'lol that was his entire bankroll because he came on the table with 166,54$'

*fish has left the table*

'maybe that was the rest of his rent money, lol I don't care'