played NL1K

Im like wtf is this shit man did I just squeeze 9BIs? And why would I squeeze in the first place xD
Then I decide, what the fuck paid the blinds (AKA my regular one buy in) lets play the orbit

In the end I ended up getting some money back from none other than the person that caused this:
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Needless to say, when I'm on my deathbed I can be happy with my life as for a brief moment I flew with the eagles, I faced Gods. I hit and run run Zazano for five big blinds


What would I do if I get dealt QQ in late position and face a 3b and a decision for half my bankroll, we will never know.

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how happy would you have been if you got reraised on that AQx flop

On the AK9 flop? On a scale of 1-10, I'm guessing a 2. If it was an AQx flop and he got raised, I'd say a solid 9

hahaha n1
just be careful mb u ll have this feeling lets try nl1k again. knew many ppl who busted their roll like this

hilarious

I had a degen friend take his bankroll to $1knl. He played no hands and somehow luckboxed AA within the 2nd orbit. Got allin on flop and lost to a river-flush, lol.

hahaha



what makes this guy so epic that you follow 16 of his tables?

I actually did this too when I first set up table ninja. Opened up the highest stakes PLO tables that were running at the time which was $10k plo. Luckily I noticed my screen name on the tables before I posted any blinds which had to be pretty fast because all of the tables were playing 2-4 handed.

looooooooooooooooooooool


looooooooooooooooooooool eagles and gods

baller

lol newb

you lost like one month of your rent in the 1st hand

On January 21 2014 11:24 dnagardi wrote: hahaha n1 just be careful mb u ll have this feeling lets try nl1k again. knew many ppl who busted their roll like this

I can attest to that.

Hahah, insta 5*. :D

I accidently sat down at some of those "table starter" games too i wasnt rolled for and had to play an orbit.

30 man waiting list for me when i was done with the orbit : o

once a man but tastes the nectar of the gods, he is forever enslaved by a yearning to return to them

stay strong, young neilly

lol

On January 21 2014 12:37 Joeingram1 wrote: hahaha what makes this guy so epic that you follow 16 of his tables?

First of all he makes videos. a lot. And has a PGC thread frequently updated - always easy to get his thoughts.

Second of all he plays. a lot. like every day you can watch him mass table NL1K and see that what he says works right away. Unlike pretty much any coach out there.

Third, he is one of the believers in the thought process that considers 1. villain range (including dynamics etc.) 2. Their own range incl. blockers etc. 3. Only then their own 2 cards that fall withing step 2 - something I am aspiring to do and that I believe is correct for any stake on any limit (AKA for poker) as you can use that to be pure exploitative or balanced as needed.

Fourth, when I asked him who are his buddies and who he talks strategy the most with is Longple - a fellow LPer who I have a stalker file on too (weirdo alert?)

Ye so pretty much he's the player I'm the most obsessed in poker about in a totally gay way since yours truly Talented Tom who's stalker file I still review pretty much every month ?:D

On January 22 2014 01:20 LemOn[5thF] wrote: Show nested quote + On January 21 2014 12:37 Joeingram1 wrote: hahaha what makes this guy so epic that you follow 16 of his tables? First of all he makes videos. a lot. And has a PGC thread frequently updated - always easy to get his thoughts. Second of all he plays. a lot. like every day you can watch him mass table NL1K and see that what he says works right away. Unlike pretty much any coach out there. Third, he is one of the believers in the thought process that considers 1. villain range (including dynamics etc.) 2. Their own range incl. blockers etc. 3. Only then their own 2 cards that fall withing step 2 - something I am aspiring to do and that I believe is correct for any stake on any limit (AKA for poker) as you can use that to be pure exploitative or balanced as needed. Fourth, when I asked him who are his buddies and who he talks strategy the most with is Longple - a fellow LPer

lol FYP for no weirdo alert

Shame you didnt make a profit, would have been even cooler story bro :d

LOL, gotta love u man (no gay)!
Laughed better than for 99,9% of all rofl threads.

Just cant get the image out of my head of a sparrow flying with eagles in great harmony...

Magnificent tale!

ps. It was your luck that u didnt conquer a buyin there at the gates of heaven, because that would have ended in great misery by you going broke in a blink of time.
One does not simply get 1k$ in a single hand and returns to NL16 in a humble manner.