Girl bad beat - Page 3

shes a virgin dude. Shes gonna be in pain no matter what you do.

On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous?

Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous.

My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing.

And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.

floofy ive been sent from the future to protect you and save all the INTJs

This comes to mind

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

how is she virgin and know that she can't get herself off unless it's a dude!

On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary.

Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure.


I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.

On October 13 2013 21:46 Endo wrote: This comes to mind http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

lol'd. good movie

On October 13 2013 22:27 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary. Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure. I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good.

I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have.

Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values.

Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)

On October 13 2013 22:02 Arirang wrote: how is she virgin and know that she can't get herself off unless it's a dude!

SHe said when she try to give herself an orgasm with fingers it does not work. Only works if a guy does it. She knows it because me and the guy before made her cum with fingers.

lubricate.

/thread

On October 14 2013 00:12 SPEWTARD wrote: lubricate. /thread

i can try that but did u read thought

She told me a guy before me, with a smaller dick (but not a small dick), tryed to do it with a lot of lube, and all that happened is he made her bleed...

when i had my first time, it felt like i was fucking a brick. it was pretty uncomfortable for the both of us, since i didn't want to hurt my gf at the time. but then she screamed "just put it in" like she was having child birth. so i broke a brick wall with my dick and from the rubble a beautiful pussy emerged.

On October 14 2013 00:35 mnj wrote: when i had my first time, it felt like i was fucking a brick. it was pretty uncomfortable for the both of us, since i didn't want to hurt my gf at the time. but then she screamed "just put it in" like she was having child birth. so i broke a brick wall with my dick and from the rubble a beautiful pussy emerged.

Were u able to put in ur finger? Cuz i got no trouble fingering her or making her cum vaginally. Its just... small as fuck.

On October 14 2013 00:35 mnj wrote: when i had my first time, it felt like i was fucking a brick. it was pretty uncomfortable for the both of us, since i didn't want to hurt my gf at the time. but then she screamed "just put it in" like she was having child birth. so i broke a brick wall with my dick and from the rubble a beautiful pussy emerged.

Go on, tell us more...

+ Show Spoiler +

Walpaper Pic? :>

vas y floof, défonce là!

On October 13 2013 23:51 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On October 13 2013 22:27 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary. Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure. I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good. I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have. Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values. Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/)

If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure...

God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.

LMAO, A+ blog....ALL IN dude, if the front door doesn't work, get in through the backdoor ...

On October 14 2013 02:09 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 13 2013 23:51 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 22:27 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary. Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure. I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good. I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have. Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values. Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/) If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure... God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own.

This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this).

What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly).

Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though).

My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus).

GL!

Do the girls you bang know your online forum alias is Floofy?