Girl bad beat - Page 5

On October 14 2013 10:57 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On October 14 2013 04:23 Naib wrote:   On October 14 2013 02:09 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 23:51 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 22:27 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary. Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure. I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good. I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have. Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values. Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/) If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure... God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own. This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this). What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly). Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though). My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus). GL! First i agree with you, on her first time wit the other guy i don't think this girl thought "ok so sex failed, i'm gonna train my pussy for the next guy!". I think she might just have thought "well wow that guy had a really big dick, and since i'm a virgin and was tense that might be why it didn't work, i hope it will work with next guy". She did tell me she tryed some pelvic exercices but she didn't go hardcore on that. She didn't worry too much about it. But now that it didn't work with me either i think she do want to fix it. But yea its a little strange she doesn't enjoy masturbation, but maybe she had an education against it, idk, but she said she doesn't enjoy it. Yes my intentions are somewhat serious, but if this is gonna take a year or something i'm not interested. Btw the whole "waiting for a girl until she's ready to be enjoyable" is never a good idea. I waited for a while for my ex to loose weight and once she did and began being much more attractive she dumped me. The problem is i'm not sure its gonna be super easy to find one as good as this one, since she has a lot of good qualities i was looking for. At the moment i think i will just try what LP advised, but keep im not 100% sure its gonna work, i hope i don't end up hurting her badly. She is an especially tight virgin, and i have an especially large dick, so i hope for the best.

oh come on, didn't you say in the looks or game thread you had an average sized dick? (thanks for sharing that btw). If that guy had a smaller one than average size, I doubt she'd think "damn his dick was too big for me". And yeah I'm not saying it should have been her first thought to "train her pussy", but I mean by the time she met you she probably could have thought about her possible issue down there and played around a bit to make sure...

On October 14 2013 17:24 MARSHALL28 wrote: loco, just curious...what type and quantity of girls do u pull? i only ask cuz, the way your posts read, they come off like u think u r the shit. i mean ... ya the chick floofy was posting about saying she was amazing was completely disgusting, but if thats what he wants i dont see any good reason to hate on him. its not like it actually effects u in any way. i mean, unless u r bullshitting and u really are jealous. at least he has the guts to post his shit in a public forum and able to take all the criticism, i give him some respect for that. floofy, i never took a girls virginity so i cant give a ton of advice about that, but when i have trouble getting it in this is what i do....start in missionary position, then grab one of her legs and place it on my shoulder, then grab the other one and place it on my other shoulder. then pound.

My posts don't read a particular way. You read them with your own perspective and inject them with whatever meanings and intentions you're determined to do. This just reeks of the typical narcissistic Marshall post trying to bait someone into an ego war so he can come out and do what he likes the most. We all know that you're our superstar on here when it comes to self-aggrandizement; you think you're the shit about the most superficial stuff, so it's hilarious that you'd throw this empty criticism at me. You're just projecting here buddy. I'm not that vain, I don't actually think it's some kind of accomplishment or thing to brag about to sleep with a lot of girls. Everyone who knows me knows that I'm quite reserved in this regard, and you'd have to have really poor observational skills to not be able to tell. If that makes you feel better about yourself, I can tell you that there is no doubt in my mind that you've managed to put your penis in more places than me. And if I do think highly about myself it's certainly not related to any trivial shit like this, rather it's a general healthy self-esteem that developed from the effort and commitment I've put on more substantial things.

"I don't see any good reasons to hate on him."
You don't see much at all. Since when do you need a good reason to do anything entertaining? The entertainment value is the reason. The people who mock you aren't doing so because they're jealous of you most of the time, they just find it entertaining to do so. Maybe you can't understand this because you have such a delusion of grandeur, they really must envy you secretly!

I don't know that it takes a lot of guts to do what he does tbh. I know it's quite a natural and easy thing to do for teenagers to expose their life on the internet and brag about little things however. It's not like it serves anyone but himself; it's just something that allows him to get some distance and perspective on things and the progress of his little Don Juan project. I guess we simply have different standards of admiration, which isn't surprising since we're two completely different people. My respect tends to be reserved for people who have done more than just engage in base animal gratifications as much as possible. But I do agree with you that he deserves some points for being able to take all this criticism, considering all the abuse he's had to put up with since 'looks or game'.

On October 14 2013 23:28 whamm! wrote: Maybe shes liedarkhorse in a wig. Wait for the operation first!

Fucking gold. :D

Only thing Ive learned is to not ever tell loco a single fucking thing..

oh and just give it time.. once u have a rager that wont ever go down. .especially at the site of ur woman spread.. just play a slow and patient game of pokey with no rush.. inch it at a time and knock regularly on the clit

On October 15 2013 03:19 Loco wrote: Show nested quote + On October 14 2013 10:57 Floofy wrote:   On October 14 2013 04:23 Naib wrote:   On October 14 2013 02:09 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 23:51 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 22:27 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 20:45 Floofy wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:52 Loco wrote:   On October 13 2013 15:03 GoTuNk wrote: Not sure if you are making this up, but I get more jealous with every blog entry Ah, you poor soul. Allow me to unjealous you with the sight of none other than Floofy's previous sex buddy (modified for privacy reasons, of course): + Show Spoiler + And now it's a 26 year old virgin he can't penetrate, and that makes you jealous? Actually my 20 year old self would be pretty jealous. My sex buddy certainly wasn't very attractive, but other than that she was amazing. And this new girl is just amazing, the problem is most likely (i hope) temporary. Lol, your standard for what is an "amazing girl" - just like what is fuckable and what isn't - is very different from mine (and most people I know actually...). I think you're the only guy I know who is into obese girls. I'm also pretty sure most ppl around here don't have the standards of the 20 years old virgin Floofster, so even if he would have been jealous of your success, I can't say this means much. I think people on here just like imagining that you're banging good looking girls because it's more pleasant to imagine than the truth. Also, don't forget that I read her personal thoughts on her blog, so I know that it wasn't some kind of a good catch by you - she's self-admittedly promiscuous and not very smart, about average or slightly above average intellect I'd say. I'm sure she is very kind though, so if that's what you mean by amazing, okay, sure. I think you're really naive. This new girl is 26 years old. If her problem was temporary and had a quick fix, it would have been solved already. I can't imagine after all this time you'd be the first to give her the motivation to seek help for it (if she indeed does have a condition which requires some help). My prediction is that either way you're gonna have to be really patient to get what you want, and you seem like you can't live without it nowadays and can't - with some willpower - turn off dog-mode, so it doesn't look good. I am not "into obese girls", its just that they're generally way easier to pick up, because as you said most guys aren't into that. My new girl isn't fat at all and its def WAY sexier. Actually being fat is the worst turn off a girl can have. Yea with "amazing" i mostly meant she was very nice and had nice values. Her problem is definetly temporary. Worst case scenario she has vaginismus, which is treatable (but yea not treatable overnight, probably a months things). However, she only very recently tryed having sex with guys, so thats why her problem is untreated. Best case scenario, its just virgin tightness that will be overcame as advised by other LP members (but i think this is optimistic, the other guy she tryed to fuck with before me had a smaller cock than me, used lube, and tryed much harder. he made her bleed and didn't get inside... =/) If it's just "virgin tightness" she could've solved it a long time ago inserting some things regularly, progressively moving up the size scale to loosen it a little. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wouldn't do this and prepare herself and just try to have sex with you after failing with some other guy and bleeding as a result. Seems pretty damn dumb in fact, what's she expecting? Even if it's not pleasurable for her to touch herself (how weird is that also?), she should still see it as necessary to do it as evidenced by the previous failure... God, you've always had the weirdest kind of fail stories that I could've never imagined on my own. This might come as newsflash to you my friend, but not everyone is capable of thinking with such cold logic at all times. Especially if there are some emotional issues at hand. (And at the age of 20+, even 25+ in today's society? I guess that poor girl is making herself suffer with all this). What everyone gave as advice is pretty solid tbh. Lube, patience, and make her comfortable (the last is the most important imo. You have to make her feel safe so she wouldn't tense up so badly). Fwiw, I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but I took 3 girls' virginity over the course of my life so far (not intending to increase that number though). My own 0.02$: Only go for this if your intentions are at least somewhat serious. It can take a while, and also, I'm pretty sure you vividly remember your first sex experience(s). For girls, the impression is usually even bigger (depends on the person of course, but from what you wrote so far, said girl fits the 'standard' description). First times can scar people for life if not done properly, or set them up for a life of good sex, should it be a somewhat pleasant experience (not necessarily due to the physical, but to the emotional stimulus). GL! First i agree with you, on her first time wit the other guy i don't think this girl thought "ok so sex failed, i'm gonna train my pussy for the next guy!". I think she might just have thought "well wow that guy had a really big dick, and since i'm a virgin and was tense that might be why it didn't work, i hope it will work with next guy". She did tell me she tryed some pelvic exercices but she didn't go hardcore on that. She didn't worry too much about it. But now that it didn't work with me either i think she do want to fix it. But yea its a little strange she doesn't enjoy masturbation, but maybe she had an education against it, idk, but she said she doesn't enjoy it. Yes my intentions are somewhat serious, but if this is gonna take a year or something i'm not interested. Btw the whole "waiting for a girl until she's ready to be enjoyable" is never a good idea. I waited for a while for my ex to loose weight and once she did and began being much more attractive she dumped me. The problem is i'm not sure its gonna be super easy to find one as good as this one, since she has a lot of good qualities i was looking for. At the moment i think i will just try what LP advised, but keep im not 100% sure its gonna work, i hope i don't end up hurting her badly. She is an especially tight virgin, and i have an especially large dick, so i hope for the best. oh come on, didn't you say in the looks or game thread you had an average sized dick? (thanks for sharing that btw). If that guy had a smaller one than average size, I doubt she'd think "damn his dick was too big for me". And yeah I'm not saying it should have been her first thought to "train her pussy", but I mean by the time she met you she probably could have thought about her possible issue down there and played around a bit to make sure...

no every girls i ever slept with said its biggest they've had. its def bigger than average. she said other guy had a big one too, but smaller than me.

i don't think i ever said to have an average dick. i even remmeber sennpu making fun of me for saying i got a big dick.

even with others girls, it was sometimes difficult to put it in, and even hurted one of the girls (but first time i just can't put it in!!!)

ah marshall thinks attention-whoring is a sign of courage now, nice.

lol ugly, because I posted the pic of the fat sex buddy? He didn't tell me about it, he simply encouraged me to search him up and find her after wrongly accusing me multiple times of something he thought I was responsible for.

Okay Floofy I searched it up, you said the size of your penis was about 17 centimeters. Depending on the source this seems to be either slightly above average or at the top of average size. If the other guy had a smaller one he was definitely average sized, and it shouldn't have been a problem.

pretty sure its not me who's projecting here. i didnt mention myself at all.

You don't have to mention yourself to be projecting, you know? I'm saying you're projecting because you read into my posts that I "think I'm the shit", while you have an over-inflated sense of self. That's what projection is basically: attributing to others one's own flaws.

Also no where did I brag about scoring better looking chicks than Floofy, which is how you started your post towards me. I simply said that I wouldn't be into the obese chicks that he slept with. This is why to me it just sounded like you were trying to compare yourself to me, since it was in no way fair to what I actually said previously to ask the question you did.

On October 14 2013 23:28 whamm! wrote: Maybe shes liedarkhorse in a wig. Wait for the operation first!

lol.

On October 15 2013 23:54 Loco wrote: You don't have to mention yourself to be projecting, you know? I'm saying you're projecting because you read into my posts that I "think I'm the shit", while you have an over-inflated sense of self. That's what projection is basically: attributing to others one's own flaws. Also no where did I brag about scoring better looking chicks than Floofy, which is how you started your post towards me. I simply said that I wouldn't be into the obese chicks that he slept with. This is why to me it just sounded like you were trying to compare yourself to me, since it was in no way fair to what I actually said previously to ask the question you did.

loco if i may ask, why u don't want to get a girlfriend? From what i remember u were better looking than me, and my game isn't exactly the hardest thing to beat.

Also tbh most of the chicks i slept with before that one wasn't exactly my first choice physically lol. This one is way better looking than the others chicks.

Previously i only scored one slim chick, and her face was really bleh. Others chicks i scored sometimes had nice faces, but most were at least chubby. Its first time i get one with such a nice body and nice face.

>the year 2013
>year of our lord, Floofy
>having a gf

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On October 16 2013 11:04 Floofy wrote: Show nested quote + On October 15 2013 23:54 Loco wrote: You don't have to mention yourself to be projecting, you know? I'm saying you're projecting because you read into my posts that I "think I'm the shit", while you have an over-inflated sense of self. That's what projection is basically: attributing to others one's own flaws. Also no where did I brag about scoring better looking chicks than Floofy, which is how you started your post towards me. I simply said that I wouldn't be into the obese chicks that he slept with. This is why to me it just sounded like you were trying to compare yourself to me, since it was in no way fair to what I actually said previously to ask the question you did. loco if i may ask, why u don't want to get a girlfriend? From what i remember u were better looking than me, and my game isn't exactly the hardest thing to beat. Also tbh most of the chicks i slept with before that one wasn't exactly my first choice physically lol. This one is way better looking than the others chicks. Previously i only scored one slim chick, and her face was really bleh. Others chicks i scored sometimes had nice faces, but most were at least chubby. Its first time i get one with such a nice body and nice face.

I do have a girlfriend... been living with her for over a year. Did I ever say I didn't want one in the past? I don't know, I just wasn't interested in doing the dating sites thing and that's not how I met her. It was always hard for me to meet girls before because of that and the fact that I wasn't in school or working. My looks were never a problem but they aren't everything as you know. I simply wasn't giving myself any opportunities and was always prioritizing other things.