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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 17:41. Posts 8646
The LP Identity Conspiracy

Ever since Neilly left LP, something has been bothering me. Nobody just leaves LP. Sure, he may have been banned, but at some point he would certainly pop up with a new account as “NeillyQK” or “lovesweedandpoker” or something. But there’s been nothing; it doesn’t make sense. Unless, of course, he never actually left.

After doing some research, I’ve made some interesting comparisons between Neilly and another LP poster + Show Spoiler +

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Let’s look at the similarities:

-Both have had their greatest poker success in tournaments

-Both have played online cash games as high as 25/50

-If his name is Neilly, why does he always sign out of his blog posts as “Ryan”? *Suspected same names*

-Both are significantly involved in “staking” in their own particular ways.

-Same age? I was unable to find this data but it has to be close.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. As we all know, Daut loves his math. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. What may be less known, however, is that “Neilly” likes math as well. When Lemon confronted him in this hand, asking if he uses math, the truth came out:

  “im a very mathematical player”


He continues, going on to say:

  “…I know all the odds in poker.


All the odds? Impressive, Neilly. Maybe a little too impressive.

Then there’s Neilly’s well-known fondness of weed. Well, apparently Daut is no noobie to the doobie himself. Interesting how this detail also happens to turn up on Neilly’s blog, too:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=811536

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And where does Neilly keep getting his money from, anyway? Are we to believe that people continue to throw money at him given his history? That seems a bit far-fetched. But what if he has a financially successful friend/alternate personality...who just so happens to be in the staking business.

It's easy to see how the pieces of the puzzle fit together now, but in reality he was dropping hints long ago for anyone who paid attention.

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And of course there's the bi-polar issue. Neilly has mentioned being bipolar in numerous blog posts. Now I want you to stay with me on this. Before the PCA win, before CardRunners, before staking and significant cash game success, what was Daut known for? Making mind-bogglingly nitty folds. He posted hand after hand, folding bottom set on a dry board, and was swarmed by other posters saying that such things are not done. This certainly must have eaten at his psyche. I believe this is what spurred on the creation of his alternate personality.

All of the rage and animosity he had built up over being called a nit all the time finally had an outlet. His alternate personality could do all the things he never could - have no regard for money, and live a care-free life of degeneracy without an ounce of common sense. What a wonderful release that must have been.

Finally, I'll leave you with this cryptic block of text left by Daut (again, in Neilly's blog)...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/poker-forum/1066226/4/GoodBye_LP.html


  ”I actually respect neilly quite a bit. Despite his mistakes he has an amazing work ethic and a really good attitude. He also does have some impressive results in tournaments. He is a great example of someone with very limited brain power who can succeed in poker by working really hard and staying positive. Almost everyone else that is successful on LP is very smart or at least has above average intellect. Neilly seems like he might be the dumbest person on LP. I would be surprised if his iq was above 90. I mean the guy might even be clinically Mentally Retarded. Neilly is working with much less upstairs than everyone else but has actually accomplished a lot more than many other LPers. Of course he did go ahead and flush most or all of those successes down the toilet by playing in games he shouldnt have, but that doesnt mean he wasnt a good poker player in his own game.

We can learn a lot from how hard neilly grinds and always seems to keep a positive attitude despite getting hated on nonstop, being perpetually broke, playing absurd hours in poker, having the intelligence of a 2 year old down syndrome child and constantly trying to pay off debts. im curious how far you guys would go if you made forrest gump look like albert einstein.”



What the fuck does that even mean? Nobody really knows. It's like a compliment tortilla stuffed with flames. But if that isn't a bipolar-sounding quote I don't know what is.

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MARSHALL28   United States. Feb 02 2013 17:47. Posts 1897

i have no idea what you're getting at but i've known them both since i was about 16 and have met them both individually many times. i even spent a month in a house w/ neilly in vegas 1 summer. they aren't the same guy if that's what you're syaing.


K40Cheddar   United States. Feb 02 2013 17:48. Posts 2202

LOL

5 stars

"nobody just leaves LP"

GGLast edit: 02/02/2013 17:48

Tycho   Netherlands. Feb 02 2013 17:51. Posts 1553

hahaha great arguments. love it

Poker is fun. 

Daut    United States. Feb 02 2013 17:53. Posts 8951

how did you know i knew chinese?

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut 

GoTuNk   Chile. Feb 02 2013 17:58. Posts 2860

hahaha


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 18:00. Posts 8646


  On February 02 2013 16:53 Daut wrote:
how did you know i knew chinese?



i dont know what mind games you're playing now but they're not going to work with me

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Endo   United States. Feb 02 2013 18:01. Posts 953

HAHAHA


Jamie217   Canada. Feb 02 2013 18:04. Posts 4351


  On February 02 2013 16:47 MARSHALL28 wrote:
i have no idea what you're getting at but i've known them both since i was about 16 and have met them both individually many times. i even spent a month in a house w/ neilly in vegas 1 summer. they aren't the same guy if that's what you're syaing.



lol really?



Jamie217   Canada. Feb 02 2013 18:05. Posts 4351

A+ though lmao


dnagardi   Hungary. Feb 02 2013 18:11. Posts 1751

it is him i think


Daut    United States. Feb 02 2013 18:12. Posts 8951

strangely enough there are no accounts that use the same IPs that neilly has used. either he is vpn'ing LP on a new name, he is just lurking while not logged in, or I am neilly.

i may or may not be neilly. unfortunately, i may or may not be anything. i may or may not be a pomegranate.

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, DautLast edit: 02/02/2013 18:13

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 18:23. Posts 8646


  On February 02 2013 17:12 Daut wrote:
strangely enough there are no accounts that use the same IPs that neilly has used. either he is vpn'ing LP on a new name, he is just lurking while not logged in, or I am neilly.

i may or may not be neilly. unfortunately, i may or may not be anything. i may or may not be a pomegranate.



"he" could only handle "just lurking" for so long. all signs point to scandal and deceit.

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Shenny   Canada. Feb 02 2013 18:35. Posts 1514

It all makes sense now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder


SpasticInk   Sweden. Feb 02 2013 18:56. Posts 6296

finally a conspiracy that holds some truth


Daut    United States. Feb 02 2013 19:05. Posts 8951

im tempted to delete this thread. is it because a) i believe this thread will give neilly the boost he needs to make a new account or b) because i am neilly and want to 1984 this thread and all knowledge of the conspiracy from LP's existence?

or c) this will make me start multiaccounting LP again

NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, DautLast edit: 02/02/2013 19:06

lebowski   Greece. Feb 02 2013 19:08. Posts 9205

I really didn't expect this lol
epic blog post

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

Endo   United States. Feb 02 2013 19:09. Posts 953

Best blog post 2013


jvilla777   Australia. Feb 02 2013 19:14. Posts 1347

holy shit hoss, this is more mind blowing than longple's hands

longple: ur missing the point! this is an attempt to get away from the bumhuntmentality! 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Feb 02 2013 19:22. Posts 8646

people have to know the truth ryan

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