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PplusAD   Germany. May 24 2012 04:21. Posts 7182 | | |
Dint play any poker.
Moved to a new room this month so i didnt have any Internetz.
Also was kinda broke so i applied for a rl job
Got a job where i sell Dog Food on the telephone ...
Lol well its boring and kinda monotone.
But i am wondering that its pretty easy money compared to poker.
People are so fucking stupid.
Day runs like this
Hello this is Pplusad from XY
How would u like to have the best dog food availible on the market.
Customer: Well that sounds nice but i dont think u have what i am looking for
Me: Well Mister XY just give me 5 minutes to explain why our products have millions of satisfied customers
Customer: Well okay i ll give u five minutes but i dont think i will buy something on the telephone
Me: Do u agree that ...
Customer : yes
Me do u agree that (Ask obvious questions everybody agrees)
Customer : 3-4 times yes
Me: Okay , there u have it ! Our product is exactly what u are looking for.
Customer: well kinda but i am not keen on buying
Me : Why dont u give it a try ! Just this month our product is at an all time low (well lol all our products are at all time low T_T)
for just 75$, Give it a try and see what it will do good for you and your dog !
Do you agree that in case u never give something new a chance u will never get the best product available ?
Customer: all right okay i agree i will give it a try just this one time ...
bing ...
Lol its ridiculous
I sold dog food for 9000$ this month ... lol
Got paid 2300$ by the company for that, which after taxes will leave me with 1644$ net winnings
Strange World
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inde   Germany. May 24 2012 04:29. Posts 1298 | | |
you're doing this in Germany and just converting to USD or are you actually calling people overseas? |
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inde   Germany. May 24 2012 04:29. Posts 1298 | | |
Also:
How much time are you putting into this? |
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exalted   United States. May 24 2012 04:58. Posts 2918 | | |
too funny. enjoyed this blog! |
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Silver_nz   New Zealand. May 24 2012 05:07. Posts 5647 | | |
good blog. It it because germans are too nice? welp |
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intown   Belgium. May 24 2012 05:11. Posts 121 | | |
selling human body parts would make you more money |
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eestwood   United Kingdom. May 24 2012 06:27. Posts 702 | | |
wtf 9k for dog food :0
cool blog tho |
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okyougosu   Russian Federation. May 24 2012 06:38. Posts 963 | | |
oh rofl nice nice read
i wonder why don't customers reply with "gtfo" and insta cancel incoming calls
and good money for doing almost nothing |
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Achoo   Canada. May 24 2012 06:53. Posts 1454 | | |
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inde   Germany. May 24 2012 07:05. Posts 1298 | | |
that's what I do, but he never called me :> |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 24 2012 07:31. Posts 14026 | | |
| On May 24 2012 05:38 okyougosu wrote:
i wonder why don't customers reply with "gtfo" and insta cancel incoming calls |
because its telesales, 99% of sales are to bewildered lonely elderly people.
lots of elderly people have dogs and for a lot of them its the only companion they have left, so what better way to prey upon their affection for their canine than shilling them some overpriced shitty dog food that they probably cant afford.
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dnagardi   Hungary. May 24 2012 07:53. Posts 1779 | | |
i hate it when someone like this calls me
i dont even know how they get my number since its supposed to be hidden
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FarmMylife   Canada. May 24 2012 10:17. Posts 111 | | |
Some sick rake by the government, over 25% in taxes...nice blog though |
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| because its telesales, 99% of sales are to bewildered lonely elderly people.
lots of elderly people have dogs and for a lot of them its the only companion they have left, so what better way to prey upon their affection for their canine than shilling them some overpriced shitty dog food that they probably cant afford.
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Indeed. For example my grandmother, while not awfully lonely, can't defend herself against telesales people so every once in a while we need to cancel half a dozen magazine orders and tell certain telesales companies to not fucking call her ever again. |
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okyougosu   Russian Federation. May 24 2012 12:05. Posts 963 | | |
thanks for all the enlightenments, i barely could hear about those telemarketing cases in russia, mostly because our older people are broke as fuck |
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NewbSaibot   United States. May 24 2012 12:46. Posts 4947 | | |
PM Night2o1 for some advice on selling to old people. |
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PplusAD   Germany. May 24 2012 16:30. Posts 7182 | | |
First of all its in Germany and i converted it to USD
I got 1311€ net worth transfered to my bank account.
And yeha taxes are pretty high here.
In Germany u have to pay ~ 27-30,5% taxes in case u are not married.
I work 38,5h a week which is okayish since its not physically demanding at all.
I work Monday-Friday and have saturday and sunday off
Most people think its like in southpark episode where they sell shit to old people
when i started this job I thought so , too
Lol you would be surprised that actually old people play almost no role in buying dog food.
Its mostly women from 25-55 years age that buy like crazy.
After working there for 1 month i still cant believe that the company i work for (we have 7 guys/girls who do the telephoning to completely new people who each sell ~ 7-11K$ month in dog food)
make a solid 66K every fucking month just from selling dog food to completely new people that never before in their life have heared of us.
I mean they havent heared of us !!!!!
WTF how can u buy something from a company u dont even know the slightest shit about .. lol
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PplusAD   Germany. May 24 2012 16:34. Posts 7182 | | |
Well but it really works incredibly good .... >-<
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R_I   New Zealand. May 24 2012 17:26. Posts 682 | | |
Imagine if you sold cat food, sales from women from 22-55 years of age would be like shippppppppp |
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GoTuNk   Chile. May 24 2012 17:34. Posts 2860 | | |
all I can think is fuck the government and fuck taxes. Can u give ur company name? Seems smth worth checking out to start here. |
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Endo   United States. May 24 2012 20:54. Posts 953 | | |
Lol...Is it actually quality dog food? I'm pretty close friends with a dog nutritionist and I recently got a puppy so we've been talking about dog food a lot. I'm kind of curious what you're selling for $75 a month! Do you have an ingredients list or brand name? (this is REAAAAALLY pricey lol) |
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Endo   United States. May 24 2012 20:55. Posts 953 | | |
As in, if you were to equate it to human food, a filet mignon or sushi every meal. |
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Jas0n   United States. May 24 2012 21:47. Posts 1866 | | |
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Target-x17   Canada. May 25 2012 02:18. Posts 1027 | | |
you really wanna be a dog food seller? |
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Target-x17   Canada. May 25 2012 02:19. Posts 1027 | | |
oh even worse your a telemarketer fuck you |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. May 25 2012 02:44. Posts 14026 | | |
| On May 24 2012 19:54 Endo wrote:
Lol...Is it actually quality dog food? I'm pretty close friends with a dog nutritionist and I recently got a puppy so we've been talking about dog food a lot. I'm kind of curious what you're selling for $75 a month! Do you have an ingredients list or brand name? (this is REAAAAALLY pricey lol) |
Nothing that has to be sold over the telephone is ever a good product.
| On May 24 2012 15:30 PplusAD wrote:
Its mostly women from 25-55 years age that buy like crazy.
After working there for 1 month i still cant believe that the company i work for (we have 7 guys/girls who do the telephoning to completely new people who each sell ~ 7-11K$ month in dog food)
make a solid 66K every fucking month just from selling dog food to completely new people that never before in their life have heared of us.
I mean they havent heared of us !!!!!
WTF how can u buy something from a company u dont even know the slightest shit about .. lol
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Ok, so youre selling to the lower socioeconomic groups. The same people who probably own an abdominizer, a snuggie, a magic bullet and a closet full of other crap that they probably cant afford.
Give it a few months and youll hate the product and probably yourself a little bit.
Theres a reason the average time of employment for telemarketers is like <6 months. |
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dnagardi   Hungary. May 25 2012 03:20. Posts 1779 | | |
"In Germany u have to pay ~ 27-30,5% taxes in case u are not married."
lol are there lots of ppl who abuse this ? like marry random chick to avoid tax etc |
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PplusAD   Germany. May 25 2012 04:05. Posts 7182 | | |
| On May 25 2012 01:18 Target-x17 wrote:
you really wanna be a dog food seller? |
Lol what ?
Did i ever say i want to do this for the rest of my life ?
I will probably give it just another 2-3 months and then quit and do something more serious...
Its not challenging at all
Thats why its nice in the beginning but gets boring pretty fast
I am aware of that.
I just said its really easy money
In fact i cant believe that this shit works so fucking well !
I mean what did we all say about poker some years ago ?
It kinda sucks but is easy money
So for me this is a funny experience
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lets start some companies guys |
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Endo   United States. May 25 2012 08:33. Posts 953 | | |
No response to my question  |
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tloapc   Pitcairn. May 25 2012 13:03. Posts 2591 | | |
| On May 24 2012 16:34 GoTuNk wrote:
all I can think is fuck the government and fuck taxes. |
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