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I literally just fapped for like 4 hours straight cause I was so fucked up with no sleep and hungover and my ex gf crashed in my bed last night and she only let me kiss her a little and cop a feel or two. I am so fucking out of it right now I feel like I am high as fuck and my boss actually asked me if I was hotboxing my shitty van earlier at work when I went to get files (I dont smoke, though it was kinda rude of her) cause it took me like 3 hours cause I was doing a shitty job and the people who put the files there last time fucked up all the boxes in storage. So now is a good time to go no fap for as long as I can and see if I can't get me some pussy. On a side not, I found this really beautiful girl on POF who is into SC2. I feel like I hit the lotto. Any suggestions on what we should do when I call her to ask her out? PS- her profile also said she was christian or looking for christian, how do I avoid this and/or how do get around the fact that she might possibly be crazy because who the fuck take that crap seriously?

Oh yea, I drank some of this red dawn energy drink stuff. I think its like legal acid/cocaine. Made my stomache hurt and I puked in the hallway at storage lol. And I felt social anxiety all day from the comedown too. Anyone know anything about this shit?

You guys are fucking weird.

Someone give me a quick run-down of the pros of not fapping. All I've seen is tales of who's lasted so long, and why, and wahh, why I broke. Etc. I'm not about to read 13 pages to hear why not jerking off and depriving yourself of a basic pleasure can possibly be a good thing. Or is LP a breeding-ground for future monks?

On July 06 2012 00:17 SpoR wrote: I literally just fapped for like 4 hours straight cause I was so fucked up with no sleep and hungover and my ex gf crashed in my bed last night and she only let me kiss her a little and cop a feel or two.

Why do women do this? I do not get it. If a guy is decently horny it takes like zero effort to get him off with a handjob. Sure it's not real sex and not exactly what you want but it takes the edge off the frustration.

so your ex gf got into your bed, u kissed, and then...... did nothing?
why the fuck did she come over to you then anyway?

also u better avoid serious christian girls
1. they are crazy and unfun
2. they wont have sex with you unless you try sick hard or u get married
(there are exceptions tho)

On July 06 2012 02:20 Fudyann wrote: Show nested quote + On July 06 2012 00:17 SpoR wrote: I literally just fapped for like 4 hours straight cause I was so fucked up with no sleep and hungover and my ex gf crashed in my bed last night and she only let me kiss her a little and cop a feel or two. Why do women do this? I do not get it. If a guy is decently horny it takes like zero effort to get him off with a handjob. Sure it's not real sex and not exactly what you want but it takes the edge off the frustration.

Mental games.

day 5 or something i think. I think i started last wednesday.
boner city

On July 06 2012 04:05 Achoo wrote: Show nested quote + On July 06 2012 02:20 Fudyann wrote:   On July 06 2012 00:17 SpoR wrote: I literally just fapped for like 4 hours straight cause I was so fucked up with no sleep and hungover and my ex gf crashed in my bed last night and she only let me kiss her a little and cop a feel or two. Why do women do this? I do not get it. If a guy is decently horny it takes like zero effort to get him off with a handjob. Sure it's not real sex and not exactly what you want but it takes the edge off the frustration. Mental games.

Is it seriously just games? Why does any guy tolerate that bullshit then?

It's easier to suck it up than to find another GF

On July 08 2012 11:04 Fudyann wrote: Show nested quote + On July 06 2012 04:05 Achoo wrote:   On July 06 2012 02:20 Fudyann wrote:   On July 06 2012 00:17 SpoR wrote: I literally just fapped for like 4 hours straight cause I was so fucked up with no sleep and hungover and my ex gf crashed in my bed last night and she only let me kiss her a little and cop a feel or two. Why do women do this? I do not get it. If a guy is decently horny it takes like zero effort to get him off with a handjob. Sure it's not real sex and not exactly what you want but it takes the edge off the frustration. Mental games. Is it seriously just games? Why does any guy tolerate that bullshit then?

Some guys are too nice and some chicks are devious. Bad combo

On July 08 2012 11:26 Ztvorek wrote: It's easier to suck it up than to find another GF

this

+ when youre in bed with a girl and horny you arent going to be able to think logically.

On July 06 2012 03:38 dnagardi wrote: so your ex gf got into your bed, u kissed, and then...... did nothing? why the fuck did she come over to you then anyway? also u better avoid serious christian girls 1. they are crazy and unfun 2. they wont have sex with you unless you try sick hard or u get married (there are exceptions tho)

She has sort of been on the fence a while, I can sense/read it or whatever. The typical guys she dates are probably abusive/addicted greaser idiot alpha male types, which probably stems from her strict and/or unavailable father. She chases the guys who are sort of aloof about relationships and sabotages the ones that aren't creating drama or chaos in her life like she is used to. She probably needs some therapy (most people do and don't even realize it, myself included). She sabotaged our relationship we had, which I was ok with because she seemed like she needed to date more people before she can settle into a relationship based on her past that I know of. But she has sort of been ambivalent and calling me in times of need cause I'm probably the most stable person she knows, I'm sort of a rock (poker pun intended) even when I was unemployed and carless.

So yea, we met up on the 4th at a bar and danced and drank, almost rode the bull ride together etc. Then we went around down town together with friends etc. Around 3 she asked if her and her friend could crash over and I said ok, I was still sorta drunk or on that red dawn crap and shouldn't have been driving but my house wasn't that far and it was late where not many people were out. We grubbed in the kitchen and then we got upstairs (her friend slept in the other empty room) and she stripped out of her pants and sorta got pushing her hips into me with my arm going around her (spooning basically). Then I grabbed her neck/face and just started kissing her and she was into it but I think this other douche was still in her mind and she has this mantra that she has never cheated on anyone and wants to keep it. Even though they are technically not together and I made a huge blog about this topic on TL if it's considered cheating if two people are exclusive blah blah CLICKY. So that was probably why when I started to mount her she said 'we can't' or 'i cant'. Which btw, does anyone know the subtle difference in saying either of those? I'm sure there is one. Like one would refer to her being on her rag, not having a condom, and the other having a bf or something you know?


And yes about the mental games. I'm sure she went home and tried to use this on the other guy like 'oh i sorta kissed some guy' to see how he would react and shit. Women cheat to sabotage or create something in shitty relationships, men cheat because we just like to fuck things.

PS- yea I know she has issues, and mine are that I always go for the stupid and/or crazy girls. Probably because my family is chaotic and my mom is crazy and stupid. But since I am a man, I go for the easiest route when it comes to sex/relationship. We are like lions in the brush just waiting to pounce on that wounded gazelle cause it's easier pray. While on the other hand, women will run like the wind from injured males.

PPS- my friend called me at work on friday and impromptu invited me to go to vegas last weekend and I knew she was probably ready to go for the real thing sometime this weekend. So I called her and texted her to see if she wanted to hang out again but got no response so I left. 1 hour into the drive she asks me out and then tells me I suck cause I cant come. So I got a date with her tonight and I think im golden. Wish me luck

Funny story at the RIO at the end of the WSOP on Saturday night involving poker dealers and drunken poker chicks were I probably coulda got laid if it werent 5am and I was leaving if anyone wants to hear it.

back up to 1 week, the toughest part is over, been cool coz ive been way busy with loads of shit that i havent even noticed the week has gone by.

Dump that bitch and move on, she'll crawl back to you and you'll probably get some ... If she wants to be treated badly then you should comply, I've learned being kind to fucked up women never pays.

On July 01 2012 08:31 Presti wrote: im in I would like to stay at least whole July good luck to us I guess

failed couple of times since 1st July
fapped 2days ago and the next day came to the gym and felt social anxiety didnt like that feeling at all, horrible
on the other hand i saw a couple gyming and I bet they fuck everyday cuz the guy had totally zero life in himself

On July 10 2012 06:02 Achoo wrote: Dump that bitch and move on, she'll crawl back to you and you'll probably get some ... If she wants to be treated badly then you should comply, I've learned being kind to fucked up women never pays.

yea but isnt there a point when u broke up then u have to be nice again or something?

This thread made me far more cognizant of my masturbation habits and online porn, and now I am jerking it like 2x as much.

On July 11 2012 09:41 plasmaPanzy wrote: This thread made me far more cognizant of my masturbation habits and online porn, and now I am jerking it like 2x as much.

success?

http://youtu.be/vVjcRSeQsr0

On July 11 2012 01:23 SpoR wrote: Show nested quote + On July 10 2012 06:02 Achoo wrote: Dump that bitch and move on, she'll crawl back to you and you'll probably get some ... If she wants to be treated badly then you should comply, I've learned being kind to fucked up women never pays. yea but isnt there a point when u broke up then u have to be nice again or something?

if u broke up because she's an unstable person than why do you feel obligated to help her? unless she's some sorta close friend/family (unlikely) i see no reason to use the effort/time to help her...and if she's super hot it's even more of a reason to treat her like shit as it'll get you in her pants more often than just pure niceness ;D

unless of course she deals with her shit and becomes a well rounded person capable of sustaining healthy relationships with men.

or u can decide to be "that" guy and help someone out of the kindness of your heart...but then that's exactly what it is..charity and if you aren't a charitable person than leave that up to someone else.

i betcha anything that she woulda tried to fuck u if u had a gf tho