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milkman United States. Nov 18 2009 22:02. Posts 5719 | | |
Well i had a pretty crazy monday night, ill try and shorten it as much as i can.. Its kinda funny cuz i wanna forget about it asap but i also wanna blog about it so i can look back a few months from now and laugh..
Day started off going to a bar with some guys from LP. Rush, rushes room mate Sam (not yomer sam) and some friends. I had been staying at rush's place during the weekend and was planning on heading home after the bar..
We got some food and i was playing some pool vs sam, i wanted to get some bets going on some pool games but james and sam wanted like 3:1 for a game of 9 ball and i dont have that big of an edge so Sam and I arranged a bet, i had to do 5 shots before we started playing, then we would play 5 games of 9 ball or 8 ball for 20$ a game. I did my shots, lost the first game, won the other 4, we headed back, i was up on the day after the food and paying for my shots, about 40$.
Went back to the apartment, had some beers, decided to go to full house poker, its a poker room in eguene, the spread 1/3 nl.. So me, sam, and yomer hit that up, they started a new table for us, it was just us 3 and some douchey kid i really hated.. i was blacked out at this point, i bought in for 300, almost insta busted that.. i guess i really mis judged my stack and shoved KJ into the straddle for like 30-40bbs.
Anyway i got table change and rebought for like $150 which was almost every cent of cash i had on me and in my bank account.. at that point i had like 24$ in my bank
left.. ran that into like $250 then got my QQ vs AK aipf and ended up losing.. the guys wernt ready to leave and i felt like shit cuz i had been drinking all day and just didnt wanna stick around and think about how much i just lost..
so i started walking home and walked past a bar, i actually went right by it, turned around and was like "ehh fuckit, 1 beer to cool down".. i beer turned into 2, then some cougar came up and started hitting on me a bit and wanted to play some pool.. so 1 beer turned into 5 and me and this cougar were getting along great.. i REALLY thought i was like 95% chance to get laid.. So we played pool and stuff till the bar was closing, we rolled out to her car where she had some crazy death punch, i think it was like 50% vodka, some orange juice and and mt dew... so we drank a 1 liter of that and were making out a bunch in the car.. and after that shit gets a little fuzzy, but at some point she starts driving from the bar, i have no idea why, or where.. but we end up parking again, making out again, and shortly after that i realize im not getting laid, and im sitting in a car at 3:45 in the morning with some lady old enough to be my mom.. so were talking and making out and she starts talking about her shitty boyfriend and how bad her life is and all this stuff and how hes a dick.. so im just like w/e im getting out of here.
And this is where i REALLY fucked my self.. basically im shitty drunk, didnt even think about the fact she had driven somewhere, and i kinda just hopped outta the car.. she drove off, i got on my phone and took a look at my GPS, and i was fucking like 6 or 7 MILES away from where james lives.. i have NO fucking idea how i didnt realize we must have drove for like 10 or 15 mins, i think she might have been driving and bitching at the same time.. so anyway im fucking mind boggeled.. and then i realize, i have basically no money after the bar, so i cant pay for a cab, so i gotta get a ride.. i called everyone i knew in the town, but it was like 4:00am on a monday.. no one was picking up, i walked for over an hour, at around 5:00 ish my phone died, and i was left without a map, without any idea where i was, and with NO way of contacting anyone.
I walked in fucking circles for the next hour, or two, it was raining and about 30 mph winds all night..i started to get really pissed when i had seen 2 diff grocery stores for the 2nd time... i eventually found a street i knew only went one way, and if i followed it i would eventually hit a cross street my friend lived on... i did that, found his house, which is still 2 miles away.. but at least i wasnt lost anymore.. went from tehre to another friends house ( one i know a little better then that first one) then started banging on all the doors, i couldnt call her cuz my phone was dead.. she didnt wake up, i coulda just walked in but i didnt really wanna, the next day when i told her what happened she told me i shoulda anyways.. But moving on.. so she lived about 12 blocks from james place.. i ended up fucking that up and turning it into another 1 hour circle fuck fest of walking.. by the time i got back it was very light outside, i was soaked from head to toe in rain, i had killed my shoes and my foot was bleeding from all the walking lol.
Ne ways i made it back, and im alive.. so time to rebuild from my live losses and move on.. I also got HON this weekend, learned a little about it, im still pretty much always the worst player in every game, so i woudlnt advise trying to play with me lol..
Just for fun, this is as close as i can remember, the walk i took.. with the start in the south and end in the north.
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salutary Australia. Nov 18 2009 22:44. Posts 362 | | |
it looks like a wonky submarine! |
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maybe if you drew all the paths you ever walked into the map it would look like minotaur
anyways good read! |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Nov 18 2009 23:05. Posts 14026 | | |
you'll look back on this and enjoy it.
drunk adventures are awesome
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Graisseux Canada. Nov 18 2009 23:28. Posts 474 | | |
| | On November 18 2009 22:05 byrnesam wrote:
you'll look back on this and enjoy it.
drunk adventures are awesome
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whamm! Albania. Nov 18 2009 23:39. Posts 11625 | | |
happened to me in vegas when neillya and jlost88 dropped me off some random strip mall coz ryan was too high to figure where the new york2x hotel was, only difference was a) i was a complete stranger in the middle of nowhere b) i was so stoned and thirsty c) it was 110 degrees d) i was outside the strip e) i had 12kusd cash on me FML
i honestly thought i was gonna die of either dehydration and coyotes eat my rotting carcass or get mugged and buried somewhere in the desert lol |
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Viva Las Vegas. I will come one day to have some drunken storyz of my own in LV :D |
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sniderstyle United States. Nov 19 2009 00:02. Posts 2046 | | |
That'd be pretty lame spot to be in |
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dahornnn United Kingdom. Nov 19 2009 01:02. Posts 693 | | |
one day youll look back and think you shudda stuck with the cougar!! |
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lazymej Canada. Nov 19 2009 01:42. Posts 2897 | | |
you should have told that cougar to stfu about her boyfriend problems and proceed to piihb |
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k2o4 United States. Nov 27 2009 14:52. Posts 4803 | | |
lolol you idiot =)
glad you're alive |
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