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Daut  United States. Nov 30 2008 18:03. Posts 8955 | | |
I didnt want to put this in blogs because it disappears after 5 entries get put up but i guess ill just move it to general after it disappears. the title of the entry explains a lot.
so its my moms birthday and my dad, my mom and i went to a thai restaurant about 30 minutes away. the food was pretty good, we had some good soups, appetizers and my drunken noodles main was tasty.
anyway we're wrapping the meal up and i feel some gas coming along. anyone who knows me pretty well knows just how much i love to fart. GOD I LOVE FARTING. theres just nothing better. so i rip one or two and they leave a delicious aroma around our table. i think my parents smell it but they havent made any comments yet. so i go to let another one out but its more than just air.
i felt the liquid poop hit my boxers and my eyes hit the back of my head, i gulped really hard and excused myself to the bathroom. as i was waddling towards the mens room all i could think about was not getting any buttsauce on my $90 lucky jeans.
i get in there and theres a tiny little mess on my favorite pair of boxers. i remove my shoes, then my jeans and underwear and drop them in the trash. it was one of those single toilet mens rooms where you have the whole bathroom to yourself so i was ok to walk around stark naked from the waist down and not get any stares from neighboring bathroom attendees. i finished the poop, cleaned up and walked out of there with a new airy breeze reaching my privates.
this was only the second time ive ever sharted. the first was about 9 years ago, i was 15 and playing starcraft and back then all i lost was a ladder game. this shitting experience was a lot like playing starcraft. basically i was protoss, my poop was zerg, i early expo'ed, the waste 9 pool+fast speed upg for lings and ran his lings by my photons. this is the last mother fucking time ill ever let those goddamn lings past my choke/anus.
im sad to part with my favorite boxers, but i guess they are a small price to pay for the enjoyment of the poo. its also sad that from now on i will fear farting without the aftermath of a volcanic eruption in my pants.
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Jubert69 United States. Nov 30 2008 18:05. Posts 3191 | | | |
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Gawuss Poland. Nov 30 2008 18:09. Posts 2336 | | |
hahah
I wonder why you share this story with us  |
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PplusAD Germany. Nov 30 2008 18:11. Posts 7180 | | |
| | 9 years ago, i was 15 and playing starcraft and back then all i lost was a ladder game. this experience was a lot like playing starcraft. i was protoss, my opponent was zerg, i early expo'ed, he 9 pool+fast speed upg for lings and ran his lings by my photons. |
PvZ FE in 1999
u sir were ahead of your time |
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Gumster Sweden. Nov 30 2008 18:11. Posts 2290 | | |
lol ive sharted once, its fucking awkward and i was outside walking 2 friends and we were like 10 minutes away from my home so all i said was that i really needed to go home and then i just walked like i hadn't bombed my underpants with shit 
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Silver_nz New Zealand. Nov 30 2008 18:17. Posts 5647 | | |
ROFL, such random toilet humor ^_^_^ |
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EXCELED Canada. Nov 30 2008 18:24. Posts 401 | | | |
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Daut United States. Nov 30 2008 18:28. Posts 8955 | | |
| | On November 30 2008 17:11 PplusAD wrote:
Show nested quote +
9 years ago, i was 15 and playing starcraft and back then all i lost was a ladder game. this experience was a lot like playing starcraft. i was protoss, my opponent was zerg, i early expo'ed, he 9 pool+fast speed upg for lings and ran his lings by my photons. |
PvZ FE in 1999
u sir were ahead of your time
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was a metaphor. the zerg rush getting past my choke was the shit in my boxers getting past my anus lol
please, back in 1999 i was going 4 gate goon, expo twice, carriers vs all races lol |
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Roald Tuvalu. Nov 30 2008 18:36. Posts 2683 | | |
haha I almost sharted last night. I was in bed with the wife and I was like OMG I HAVE GAS and she was like LET IT RIP but then I thought hmm better go to the bathroom for this. I went and OMG CLEANUP AISLE 7 |
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Sheitan Canada. Nov 30 2008 18:43. Posts 4217 | | |
OMFG !!! HAHA epic entry 5 stars !!!! |
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milkman United States. Nov 30 2008 18:46. Posts 5719 | | |
such an epic fucking post.. this needs to be bumped once a year if not more |
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wow your wife said to let it rip, thats quite the awesome wife
more pics of wife? |
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1. ask for a take out plastic bag
2. wrap favorite boxers in bag
3. bring bag/boxers home and run it in the washing machine
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!!
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| | On November 30 2008 17:53 gawdawaful wrote:
wow your wife said to let it rip, thats quite the awesome wife
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MORE pics of wife?
where the fck are the originals how did i miss thissss |
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PplusAD Germany. Nov 30 2008 19:25. Posts 7180 | | |
| | On November 30 2008 17:28 Daut wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 30 2008 17:11 PplusAD wrote:
| | 9 years ago, i was 15 and playing starcraft and back then all i lost was a ladder game. this experience was a lot like playing starcraft. i was protoss, my opponent was zerg, i early expo'ed, he 9 pool+fast speed upg for lings and ran his lings by my photons. |
PvZ FE in 1999
u sir were ahead of your time
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was a metaphor. the zerg rush getting past my choke was the shit in my boxers getting past my anus lol
please, back in 1999 i was going 4 gate goon, expo twice, carriers vs all races lol |
I am aware of that 
Nobody did FE vs Z in 1999 |
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brambolius Netherlands. Nov 30 2008 19:55. Posts 1708 | | | |
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Svetoslav Bulgaria. Nov 30 2008 20:10. Posts 1376 | | |
i really can`t see how this story is interesting/funny or deserves to be heard in any way.... and there are several guys already admiring it lol |
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Roald Tuvalu. Nov 30 2008 20:18. Posts 2683 | | |
| | On November 30 2008 19:10 Svetoslav wrote:
i really can`t see how this story is interesting/funny or deserves to be heard in any way.... and there are several guys already admiring it lol |
because daut is a god on this site so he can say/do whatever and ppl love it, myself included
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