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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:14. Posts 2414

Poll: should I have a blog?
(Vote): yes
(Vote): no
(Vote): ur teh ghey



Never made a blog, because I got banned when they were being implemented.


Poker stuff is boring since I play nl2, so tell me what you want to hear about??


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 Last edit: 24/06/2008 07:44

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:24. Posts 2414

there should be public voting, way gay.


jase   Australia. Jun 24 2008 02:34. Posts 1604

i wan to hear about your apparent gayness


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 02:38. Posts 2414

I should make a new poll for all the retarded nl10 lurkers.


would you rather I make epic blog posts, or continue my HH postings?


vegable   United States. Jun 24 2008 03:11. Posts 2453

write a guide on how to score hot chicks plz

serious request

Stir fry Normandy 

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 03:54. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 02:11 vegable wrote:
write a guide on how to score hot chicks plz

serious request



have confidence.

dont be afraid to be the boss.



.....try hitting her?


If it really is serious, I can write some shit up. Some guy actually pulled me aside when ex (the one i posted the most pics of) and me were walking at the beach. He was like "my son is like the same as you, ugly, hairy, pale.... how do you do it? (and his son and my g/f were like 10 feet away)" and I actually took like a good 3 weeks of inner thought/ reflection as to how I actually do. I was seriously going to write a book.... but then I got borred and forgot.

The best tactic is actually past most of our ages... but its to make friends (totally platonic, but let them know you're only hanging out with them because they're hot and you want to fuck) with hot chicks in middle/high school, then use these relationships to show other sloots that you're the shit and hot girls like you. Eventually, the demmand is so overinflatedly high (like OIL) that you pick up 9's when you're a 4 (like meh). I dont even have to do my own work, even 3 years out of HS... whenever theres a chick with any interest... one of my groupies harrases her to the point where shes like "wow, if this chick is really putting this much effort into trying to get me to back off... mad1337nes must be the shit!?!?". $$

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 03:55

devon06atX   Canada. Jun 24 2008 04:05. Posts 5458

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mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 04:10. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 03:05 devon06atX wrote:
lol @ secrets to getting 'in' with girls.

treat them like normal people you fucking retards. laugh/joke with em just like your buddies - the main difference is, you get to have sex later.

there is no secret, the only secret is that self-conscious/low self-esteem people will obv. fail



yeah.

you have to have confidence.... and seriously think you're the shit. Huge ego is a plus, women want someone that doesnt need anyone else to feel good about their own selves (like women do).

so, semi agree.... but, treat em like buddies, and thats all they'll ever be. Treat em like buddies, but after you're cool and they understand you're not a crazy, you start to give them the "you gunna get raped" look every once in a while. Helps if you have a larger then average peen, women smell/sense it.


im going to start CR for nerds that need social skills


killThemDonks   Canada. Jun 24 2008 04:17. Posts 2681

midget porn


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 04:19. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 03:17 killThemDonks wrote:
midget porn



how about jailbait instead?


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jun 24 2008 04:29. Posts 5647

blog-tastic! how about estimate how much profit come from your stars avatar?


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 04:35. Posts 2414


  On June 24 2008 03:29 Silver)Z( wrote:
blog-tastic! how about estimate how much profit come from your stars avatar?




sadly, I think overall profit is prolly negative with cashgames (edit: I get called way too light, even playing 14/11 6m.

but the action/table talk is ridiculous.

Invented when I used to 20+ table the 6.50's... and I ended up avging 3-5 people at tables calling me "fag, homo, bitch, r u gay?, etc" and would just open shove QQ+ only at anything below 75/150. normally got snapped by like J6+ from people talking shit// fish in the blinds

I'll get back to you with specific data, as I recently cashed out my roll to start a business, so I've only got some T$ from 11 dollar 70 fpp sats left. time to make a micro rebuild run.

 Last edit: 24/06/2008 04:37

mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 04:42. Posts 2414

ok, im going to sleep since its 3:40am

Im considering deleting all the g/f thread pics... i feel kinda bad that I posted some people I know without their consent.


yes or no?


mad1337nes   United States. Jun 24 2008 05:08. Posts 2414

couldnt sleep, pics are down


lurkers got em all anyways



all_in_4tw   Canada. Jun 24 2008 07:08. Posts 4515

you became a legend posting HHs.. so keep doing that

I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my range 

 



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