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CrownRoyal   United States. May 05 2008 12:32. Posts 11386
So on friday night i got in my real first fight of my life, some kid punched me the other night and I was at a gas station and didn't wanna go to jail for assault so I told him to meet me somewhere else and he left like a pussy. I found out where he was though, and we got into a bit of a scuffle.

Fight starts off with me being drunk and my friend taking me to this party, I find the kid and he's sitting on a tail gate of a truck. I walk up to him and say, you're gonna wanna get off of there. The girl between his legs moves, I grab him and he starts hitting me in the head. I blacked out for most of the fight and don't remember it but this is the story as it went from my friend. "You grabbed him, he started hitting you and you brought him to the ground. He was working you over for a bit and hit your head against a tow ball for pulling trailers with and you finally rolled him over" I can remember from the point of where I was sitting on top of him in a UFCesque position and I was throwing huge hooks with his whole body pinned into his face with shit he could do about it. He begged me for a truce, I pulled him up and he went and laid down on a truck bed spitting up blood and I could see that his eye was 100% swollen shut.

This is what I looked like the next day
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This is also the kid I blogged about before that I threatened to beat his ass when he fucked with my prom date, I'll link that up here because I think it's a really really good read anyways: http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=186955

Anyways, onto poker. I'm officially gonna try playing poker again as a pro with a hefty sized br for nl50 with some play at nl100 but prob not till i have 4k or something. I've already cashed out enough money to live for a month or two and hopefully all goes well. I also won two seats to the sunday mil last week and played in the warmup and million. Finished about 70th in the warmup for 1.1k so that was nice. I'm up almost 1k already this month too from maybe 4k hands or something too, half of that is from nl100 though.

Anyways all in all, this is gonna be a big month in my life.

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Baalim   Mexico. May 05 2008 12:40. Posts 34305

the pic is not working wtf re upload plz

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roflcopter   United States. May 05 2008 12:47. Posts 620

you don't look too bad considering his eye was swollen shut. gg no re

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k2o4   United States. May 05 2008 12:58. Posts 4803

woot nice job on the BR building pal!

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PplusAD   Germany. May 05 2008 13:01. Posts 7182


  Fight starts off with me being drunk and my friend taking me to this party, find the kid and he's sitting on a tail gate of a truck. I walk up to him and say, you're gonna wanna get off of there. The girl between his legs moves, I grab him and he starts hitting me in the head.



I dont get this.
So this is after he first punched u at the gas station and then run away ?
then u found out he is at a party and u and ure friend went after him ?
then u found him at the truck with a girl ?

and then the "real fight begins" ?

Well u dont look like there was a fight at all ...
btw going to the ground is not a good idea unless ure 100% sure its 1on1
also starting with grabbing him is not a good idea.

Good opening is left straight , than clinch and right knee to his balls followed by the same knee to the head.
vs a non fighter this is gg.
But u must know how to get into the clinch .. so it would be difficult to do if u dont have MMA experience

in a street fight u always aim for hitting his balls.

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)Last edit: 05/05/2008 13:04

lachlan   Australia. May 05 2008 13:16. Posts 6991


  On May 05 2008 12:01 PplusAD wrote:
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I dont get this.
So this is after he first punched u at the gas station and then run away ?
then u found out he is at a party and u and ure friend went after him ?
then u found him at the truck with a girl ?

and then the "real fight begins" ?

Well u dont look like there was a fight at all ...
btw going to the ground is not a good idea unless ure 100% sure its 1on1
also starting with grabbing him is not a good idea.

Good opening is left straight , than clinch and right knee to his balls followed by the same knee to the head.
vs a non fighter this is gg.
But u must know how to get into the clinch .. so it would be difficult to do if u dont have MMA experience

in a street fight u always aim for hitting his balls.


haha, i guess all is fair in love and war would feel kind of low though kneeing someone in the balls ^_^

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Exhilarate   United States. May 05 2008 13:25. Posts 5453

Good shit for fucking him up and making his eye swollen shut. And good job with the poker too.


nicksson   Sweden. May 05 2008 13:27. Posts 4662

good luck!


Shenny   Canada. May 05 2008 14:04. Posts 1514

Your knuckles look awfully healthy for such an intense bloody fight. My experience of hearing this stuff always turns out a bit exaggerated that it really is.


Python817   Canada. May 05 2008 14:12. Posts 2733

looks just like a cold sore


devon06atX   Canada. May 05 2008 14:37. Posts 5460

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CrownRoyal   United States. May 05 2008 15:06. Posts 11386

yeah i only threw with my right and had one of his arms held down with my left

I'm not a good fighter and i dont know the first thing about it despite boxing and wrestling with my friends my entire life.

I'm a pretty strong guy though cause ive worked out for a few years so that worked to my advantage

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CrownRoyal   United States. May 05 2008 15:10. Posts 11386

I probably only landed and threw 3-5 punches all of which were huge rights.

he was an idiot and just blindly threw punches without even aiming. I have bruises like on the top of my skull where he hit me being an idiot. None of his punches ever even hurt me and all of mine rocked him hard

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sirracksalot   United States. May 05 2008 15:36. Posts 2299


  On May 05 2008 12:01 PplusAD wrote:

in a street fight u always aim for hitting his balls.



true dat nigga...first one down is proly getting kicked in the head or midsection too a few times, so put him down with a shot at the nuts

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Funktion   Australia. May 05 2008 16:12. Posts 1638

I got hit once by a huge hay maker when I wasn't looking. It was enough to cause a tripod fracture to my mandible/skull. That was fun.


PplusAD   Germany. May 05 2008 17:01. Posts 7182


  On May 05 2008 12:16 lachlan wrote:

haha, i guess all is fair in love and war would feel kind of low though kneeing someone in the balls ^_^



i thought like u first, too
bout 3-4 years ago i was in a little street fight...
I allready did some martial arts back then ( jiu Jitsu .. no MMA).

I started with a typical martial arts dojo opening.
left straight right lowkickto his leg ...

next 3 minutes i was trying to not land in hospital while crouching together and defending his wild punshes and kicks that reign down on me

what happend ? the momment i kicked my right lowkick he soccerkicked me straight in the balls ...
fortunately my body can take quite a big amount of punishment and i managed to take it till i recovered a bit and then knocked him out

But i was in serious trouble just because i thought hitting someone in the balls is low .. while he thought its effective ...

if this guy wasnt just a brawler but maybe a kickboxer or whatever i had had no chance for sure after the ball kick.

a few month later there was a birthdparty from a greek chick friend of mine and i got into a fight again vs a guy who was much bigger and stronger than me.
I was pretty drunk and he tried to prevent me from having fun with a girl.
So we had a fight ... lastet a few seconds ... I insta knee jumped him in the balls then i followed a few punches and it was over


Lession learned

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) 

vegable   United States. May 05 2008 22:42. Posts 2453

sick

life

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failsafe   United States. May 06 2008 07:12. Posts 1044

ball on these suckas cuz losin's not an option


 



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