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CrownRoyal United States. Apr 15 2007 23:19. Posts 11386

No poker in this blog, fuck poker i suck.

So last night was prom. Gay, I know, I had a lot of fun though. Who cares about the prom anyway, it's just a really good excuse to get drunk.

I picked my date up at about 4pm and we took what seemed like a never ending amount of pictures. Finally we got out of my house and we went to eat at Tokyo, which is a really fancy habachi japanese steakhouse place. Asian people are just really cute, I would love to work at that place just to be around the cute asian people. Anyways, back on track, we ate and believe it or not, took some more pictures because there was "really cute bridge omg" outside of the restraunt.

Then we went to my date's mom's house and... Took pictures. I hit on her mom like any sensible prom date would do, Moxy skills +1. We stayed there for a bit and then headed to the prom which i fashionably showed up to 45 minutes late. When I got there for some reason everyone was just being lameasses and sitting down so I instantly started breaking it down, straight up gangsta style - and by straight up gangsta style I absolutely mean like howerton off of fresh prince, that guy's a pimp. I did the typical dance stuff, you know, grinding with all of the girls while all the other guys sit scared at the back of the room, I never understood that but I was too busy enjoying myself to figure it out, so I just dropped it.

We finally left prom at about 10pm I think and i was ever so giddy to get back home and start the festivities. Things started out pretty slow though because we didn't have any alcohol except a half fifth (a fifth is 750ml for you non hicks) of jager which I drank about 3/4 of. I was off to a pretty spendid start and when the alcohol got there I continued the barrage of attacks at my liver, Leonidas himself would have been pretty impressed with my BAMFness. Yeah, BAMF.

My beer pong partner 4lyfe cheated on me and played with one of my other friends, I was totally planning on me and him making the hall of fame (winning 10 games in a row) Last night, but he was a jiggity jackass and so I partnered my friend craig who is basically billy bob from varsity blues made over. Me and craig played till he had to leave and at that point most people were gone except a few and I ran my prom date home.

Somewhere in there we did hang out although I didn't really mention her any, we played circle of death for a while and she can drink a lot for a girl, i was impressed. I got back out to the party and it was pretty dead except a little group of people who like me wanted to party hard until they passed out. My memories are getting pretty blurred here but about 30 minutes later someone told me that there was a guy at my prom date's house and she didn't want him to be there, coupled with the fact that she was drunk and it was 3am I was furious (me and my date are really good friends, it wasn't like a boyfriend girlfriend type deal) and I had someone drive me to her house and I sprinted in and the guy came out of her room. I don't remember what i told him other then that I was going to kick his ass off of this balcony type deal we were on. The faggot threatened me with a gun and when i got up in his face and said "shoot me then" the guy snap folded his bluff and tried to get me to shake his hand, what a fag.

We got mica and we left back to my friend's house that we were partying at and his parents made us all start going to bed (gay) I snuck off for a while with some of my friends but everyone was being gay and it was cold so I got back and the owner of the house, my friends dad was pretty pissed at me but I cuddled up in the floor and went to sleep.

We woke up at like 8am and they made us breakfast, awesome, it was great and like the champions we are we went back out into the garage after breakfast and continued drinking, I decided that KFC sounded pretty awesome, so we went and got KFC. It was awesome.

We got back and played some basketball, but then we went in the house and I took about a five hour nap, woke up, watched National Treasure and came home.

All in all I had a fucking awesome time, I wish that gay kid would have fought me though.