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milkman United States. Mar 22 2008 04:34. Posts 5719

K so i dont brag about poker cuz its just dumb, but my fucking day was amazing..

first off i wake up and hike the mountain behind my house again, so im done with that at about 6.
After that i go out to the driving range and do some golfing, i was just killin it golfing, hitting everything like perfect..
We had been planning on having some people come over tonight, so clay brings a girl home and clays sister calls me and was planning on bringing some friends, so shes like "how many people can come?" and im like "as many girls as u can find"

so she comes with her husband whom alot of lprs know, anyway she brings like 4 or 5 other girls with her, then the night stars off, we all start drinking and what not, do the whole hot tub thing at about midnight or something, then we like all get out, and the girls r pretty drunk and they wanna go streaking, and one girl just gets naked and jumps in the hot tub, then all of um do, and we roll outside and r just like wtf this is awesome, 5 naked girls in our hot tub.. and they're just like "why arent u in here?" they start ripping off my shirt and pulling my pants off, by the time i decide im going through with this, dannys already jumping in behind me and alex is like "fuckit im goin in!" so were all in the hot tub just legit chillin with 5 naked chicks. after a while they decide to get out and go streaking so obv we let um and they go runnin around our neighborhood naked at like 2am. After that they get back in and were all chillin out there, and we talked um into all getting out and doing 15 jumping jacks if we bought taco bell.

and here comes the best thing ive ever seen in my life.. 5 naked girls get out of our hot tub in 20degree weather and do 15 jumping jacks infront of me aj and alex.. it was amazing, one of the girls was a model and my eyes were just fully locked on the best bouncing boobs ever..

after that i took the m3 out and snagged up some taco bell, and we concluded our night..
best party night yet the poker house... i duno what it is about hot tubs and girls, but im never living without one again.

and uhh besides that, i fuckin hate short stacks when moving up stakes.. and thats it!

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Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

vegable United States. Mar 22 2008 04:45. Posts 2453

You may ask in amazement how microstakes players fly to high stakes in a matter of months

I ask how do some people have so much game yo

Is it the hard cash? Where are the Cuntrunners vids?

I am lost

Stir fry Normandy

Silver_nz New Zealand. Mar 22 2008 04:46. Posts 5647

lol, very solid brag imo, wow, what a life!

milkman United States. Mar 22 2008 04:49. Posts 5719

On March 22 2008 03:45 vegable wrote:
You may ask in amazement how microstakes players fly to high stakes in a matter of months

I ask how do some people have so much game yo

Is it the hard cash? Where are the Cuntrunners vids?

I am lost

lol dont drink and type

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

jase Australia. Mar 22 2008 04:50. Posts 1604

pics!

milkman United States. Mar 22 2008 04:51. Posts 5719

On March 22 2008 03:50 jase wrote:
pics!

obv girls arent just gonna let u take pics of them naked and obv if i did and it woulda been ok to put um up here, i woulda already lol

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

jase Australia. Mar 22 2008 05:07. Posts 1604

of the party in general i meant, haha, that would be cool though

devon06atX Canada. Mar 22 2008 05:38. Posts 5460

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Cro)Deadman Croatia. Mar 22 2008 05:42. Posts 3943

You probably picked up on some syndrome by being 3 days in the pantry and had vivid hallucinations.

j/k

sick brag yo.

Metagame Purposes.

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Mar 22 2008 05:45. Posts 14026

milkman

make the fucking guest bed sunshine

because im about to make the LP member tour.

im coming to myth and frinks house, with a cosmo visit,

then im coming up to you, mez, doomer and iamalex

then im flying to the east to nutshot and nolan (they dont know this yet)

GET READY COZ ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING BITCHES I DONT REALLY HAVE THE MONEY BUT FUCK IT.

DooMeR United States. Mar 22 2008 06:47. Posts 8562

our house owns their house. for sure -_-

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by running away from the scene of an accident.

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United Kingdom. Mar 22 2008 08:04. Posts 3539

On March 22 2008 03:50 jase wrote:
pics!

ya seriously, why were you not thinking about how pics would have made this post 10000x better, you didn't even give us spoiler girls to make up for it!!

pwpwpwpwpwpwpwpwpw

SakiSaki

Sweden. Mar 22 2008 08:34. Posts 9687

Looks like I will have to come visit sometime