Some bitch broke my heart

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CrownRoyal United States. Dec 02 2007 10:23. Posts 11386

Alright so first of all, friday afternoon I buy a keg for my friend's birthday party and he buys one too, sweet, fuckloads of people and beer.

Second of all, it's tradition to float any beer that is left in the kegs the next day, so yesterday all of my very close friends and I wake up, eat some food, and start to play beer pong, flipcup, and a game I call sit around the keg and pass the tap til it's gone.

Ok, fast forward to 10pm and i'm completely obliteratedly drunk, the kegs are finished and I'm so fucked up. We go to this other guys house for a party that he didnt even know about rofl, and I go on a few adventures with my friends in my truck because no one would let me or any of my friends drive (wtf? seriously)

Eventually I make it home, and wtf, two of my other friends are at my house playing rock band and I'm not even there, sweet, so I sit down and start playing with them and I start talking to this girl who happens to be my neighbor. I can't help but to notice this other guy's truck is at her house and we're supposed to be hooking up. She tells me that she's with him now and that's why she has been acting like she has. I gave her a standard "Go fuck yourself, I hope you die" text message. Finished playing rock band, logged on pokerstars and proceeded to dump god only knows how much cash, I have 500 dollars in my account right now, I've never played drunk poker but I was literally life tilted and just wanted to fucking hurt someone as bad as I felt.

Poker obviously didn't work and so I call her, we talk for a couple hours and pretty much I come out looking like a big pussy and she won which is bullshit, but whatever. Anyways, I'm still drunk as im typing this at 1130 in the AM which I think is a beautiful thing.

Hopefully I'm gonna take down the sunday 100g today which would probably be the only thing that could ever soothe my pains of the moment.

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Last edit: 02/12/2007 10:27

Bejamin1 Canada. Dec 02 2007 10:30. Posts 7042

Weak.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama

nicksson Sweden. Dec 02 2007 10:32. Posts 4662

I also played drunk poker yesterday and lost alot :/

nolan Ireland. Dec 02 2007 10:33. Posts 6205

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid

Fayth

Canada. Dec 02 2007 10:38. Posts 10085

not quite the confident type are you?

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy

Fayth

Canada. Dec 02 2007 10:39. Posts 10085

shud have had the "i don't give a shit" kind of attitude instead of "i hope u get run over by ur bf's truck"

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy

CrownRoyal United States. Dec 02 2007 10:41. Posts 11386

I'm pretty sure im as confident as a person can be

I was so trashed I couldn't be smart or smooth about it, I couldn't really handle myself

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tapatapaz Brasil. Dec 02 2007 10:43. Posts 1279

fold life preflop

And what does self awareness have to do with anything you retard? srsly stfu. - baal

MaidenFan United States. Dec 02 2007 10:45. Posts 450

On December 02 2007 09:43 tapatapaz wrote:
fold life preflop

If only it were that easy.....

Let it roll.

wolfheart Estonia. Dec 02 2007 11:08. Posts 7592

so u were over 2k and now 500?

Never give up.

CrownRoyal United States. Dec 02 2007 11:10. Posts 11386

yeah, im gonna have to upload my hands to PT to see what the fuck I did, I have a feeling I was playing about 100/100/infinity though.

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P1mpdaddy Austria. Dec 02 2007 11:46. Posts 1370

surprise

r0cking your s0x

decafchicken . Dec 02 2007 11:53. Posts 536

wtf why fold on river?
re-raise plz

Narious Canada. Dec 02 2007 11:56. Posts 4800

ugh, Sucks dude

Ballad126 United States. Dec 02 2007 12:07. Posts 932

Poker probably isn't for you

traxamillion United States. Dec 02 2007 12:58. Posts 10468

i went 3 ways on a ball last night and im still high. shit sucks; someone please tell me to stop doing cocaine.

im down 50 bucks in beirut and side bets with crzysavage as well and i am spending a signifigant portion of my roll on his action in the big sundays.

WISH HIM LUCK

twotimesopt United States. Dec 02 2007 13:55. Posts 2393

meh, i think we've all lost a bunch playing drunk at some point or the other (i know i have). but now you know how much it can fuck you!

sick beats tho :-/

quit tryin to be a repo man - definitely -EV and negative expectancy - AvidGambler