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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 06 2007 15:14. Posts 14026

to the city

went in abut 10

went to some hotel to meet that hot blonde chick and her mates. have a drink or 2 in the room then head out

its all good to be out with 3 guys and 9 girls (kind of ratio you need to ball at)

we go to a couple of clubs then decide to head up to this bar to watch the fucking rugby.

On the way me and mate and 3 chicks head back to the hotel for a piss/drink

this guy walks past and goes "YOU GIRLS DESERVE BETTER THAN THE GUYS YOURE WITH"

in my beat lil jon impression i go "WHHHHHHHUT!"

he responds "WHAT DID THAT CUNT SAY?!?!?!"

I retort "WHHHHHHHHAT!"
~
thats the end of it - id ave mashed his face up anyway.

we go to the casino. meant to meet people there - but people arent old enough so me and mate go inside. This is where it gets tricky

I get $100 out and he decides to aswell. I get rolled at blackjack then he takes my seat.

Eventually we are both down $100. What he doesnt know is that i managed to lose a furthur $350 when he was losing at BJ.

So im actually -$450

We go to find some club and bump into 2 chicks we know and follow them to this club. Theres a massive line but we VIP nigga so we go through the rope and its balla

inside wasnt balla coz it was like bombay and full of punjabs. Me and my mate get 2 long island iced teas each and skull them back.

We leave and go somewheere else i cant remember.

Then we go to the hostel of the american chick where she staying for the night. I did some dutty dancing with her before this but i cant rememebr much.

then something happenened and im downtairs on a computer trying to log on to LP

my mate comes down i think hes hooking up with her and im like "yeh safe man"

i (try to) chat up this swedish chick whos pretty old and pretty ugly.

i give up and walk out the front door - its fucking daylight

i walk down the road looking for a bus.

i see a homeless dude shouting at people across the road - i give him $20 (WHAT THE FUCK!?!)

I tell him i dont care what he does with it - he can buy whatever he wants (mainly drugs and booze)

Then with buses failing i head back to the casino

I start by losing like $450 so im -$900 total

then i win back like $600

one more bet and i could be in profit

nvm i get so fucking rolled its insane

im like -$1k total from hardcore blackjacking with some asian woman on the $25 table

fall asleep on the bus then i just got home and ive nearly got aids so ill die

im so fucking poor now i might be busto irl

gaboling my parents money lol

i have no money in my account to pay the rent which is lol

PEACE NIGAS!

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 06 2007 15:20. Posts 14026

YESSSSSSSSSS

LOL!!!

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!

ENGLAND BEAT AUSTRALIA

AND FUCKIN NEW ZEALAND LOST TO FRANCE

FUCK YES!

LOL I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

OOOOOOOOOOOOO ENNNNNNNNNNGLAND

I LOVE YOU SO

AND NZ ARE OUT OOOOOOOOOOOOO YES FUCKIN TAKE IT

NATIONAL SPORT AND THEY FAiL AT IT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENGLAND I LOVE YOU

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 06 2007 15:29. Posts 14026

and i went somewhere to play starcraft LOL

some net cafe

i was so fucked then

i couldnt control the units properly and i swear the keyboard was broken coz nothing would bind properly

i played the computer twice and lost.

there was an asian next to me playng some RPG and one behind me playing WoW - if id have known how id have played WoW too but i was too drunk

i left and i dunno how much time id paid for or how mch i had left but nvm

maciczka555 Poland. Oct 06 2007 15:39. Posts 187

that's rotflcopter

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Oct 06 2007 15:51. Posts 14026

i also spent quite a bit of time hanging out with the homeless guys at the bus stop that has a TV

we were watching the rugby

one asked me if i supported england and i said yes and thought i would get stabbed

but it was cool

then there were some nigga G's and some rent-a-cops and i laughed at the security guards being cool with me and my niggas

then i left

SneakrFreakr United Kingdom. Oct 06 2007 18:27. Posts 2534

lol ur such a sicko <3<3<3

so u punched that fag in the hotel cuz me not understanding?

rivered for my fucking bankroll - NeillyJQ

morph1 Sierra Leone. Oct 06 2007 19:28. Posts 2352

gogogo byrnesam!!!

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

Silver_nz New Zealand. Oct 07 2007 07:26. Posts 5647

instead of gambolin the rent monies for fun, come to starcraft.co.nz, its where all the cool kids hang out!

Bejamin1 Canada. Oct 07 2007 09:45. Posts 7042

Degenerate 10NL Ballin' It's the life .

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama

Bejamin1 Canada. Oct 07 2007 09:46. Posts 7042

By the way I have a wallabies jersey but I live in Canada so obviously I only care about hockey .

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama

YoMeR United States. Oct 07 2007 23:02. Posts 12438

rofl i <3 your stories but it sounds like you need to get your shit together soonish?

eZ Life.

Baalim Mexico. Oct 07 2007 23:08. Posts 34305

wtf... if u die or something we wont have more dumb azn girl stories so please dont die.

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Highcard Canada. Oct 09 2007 10:27. Posts 5428

On October 07 2007 22:08 Baal wrote:
wtf... if u die or something we wont have more dumb azn girl stories so please dont die.

My thoughts exactly.

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time