i have 2 girlfriends

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 24 2007 09:16. Posts 14026

so i dont know quite how but ive pretty much ended up with 2 girlfrinds ( HI-5 TO ALL MY NIGGAZ IN Pla<x>yerSVILLE!)

So tonight was my birthday and i just kept it fairly quiet and went out with my best mate for a few.

Of course before i went out girlfriend #1 (who is my flatmate) took me out for dinner. Obviously i didnt want to order the most expensive thing on the menu (the rid eye steak) so i ordered the duck which was about a dollar cheaper than the steak.

We had a nice meal (and didnt give a tip because our waiter was about as good as cancer) and next week she wants to go out for more romantic meals together. Im like HELLS YEH - coz im fat and love food.

So i get back and my flatmates arent fooled about where weve been even though its supposed to be a big secret.

Me and my best mate start drinking and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

WHATS THIS?

Oh its crazy chick from earlier appologising for being a cunt to me (ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!)

So i text her telling her we might go to bar and shes invited. She says she wants to but only if her friends are up for it - they arent.

I dont care me an my mate go to bar and watch the end of the rugby then head home for a couple of beers and some youtube street fights.

we go to chicks house and we just piss about for a while then my mate goes home coz its late and he has work.

everyone else sli<x>nks to bed and i walk this chick home (LIKE I GOTTA PLAY THE GAME NIGGAS)

I make my move and put my arm round her and we mac some - talk some jive together and i pull all the sweet moves on her. mac some more.

I FUCKIN RULE

2 girlfriends with no signs of stoppin
this shit is gonna trainwreck so fuckin hard when it hits.

PEACE WHUT

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TopGear United Kingdom. Aug 24 2007 09:23. Posts 663

BALLER

Is there a bonus code you need to enter to get the super account? I still cant see others cards.

humPah Finland. Aug 24 2007 09:33. Posts 1544

HI5

Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive.

Stygg Sweden. Aug 24 2007 09:35. Posts 2347

instant karma's gonna get you!

FrinkX United States. Aug 24 2007 10:09. Posts 7562

tubular

bitch on a pension suck my dong

sanderjansen Netherlands. Aug 24 2007 10:13. Posts 55

Expect your hand to get chopped off by one of em within the next two weeks!

If it doesn't get chopped off by them then karma'll step up and do their job for them~

Ezekiell Hungary. Aug 24 2007 10:45. Posts 718

I've been there a while ago. The only true advice: enjoy that shit while u can! Ofc if one them reveals the truth, u won't have a girlfriend at all :D

u got someone to call u with second top pair in headsup?

Highcard Canada. Aug 24 2007 10:46. Posts 5428

I am jealous

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time

lolgiraffe United States. Aug 24 2007 12:20. Posts 305

two bitches and still didnt get laid

sounds like a coolor to me

LOL

Cro)Deadman Croatia. Aug 24 2007 12:44. Posts 3943

dude lol atm i got 4.

thats TWICE more then you do!

=]

Metagame Purposes.

milkman United States. Aug 24 2007 12:59. Posts 5719

its really not that hard, i had 3 at one time and u can manage it, just really helps if they work different hours..
the best piece of advice i could give u, is to put each of the girls names in ur cell phone, under ur best friends name, with "cell" behind it...
so i would have like "bryan"(my friends actual #) then "bryan cell"(bitch #2's #), then same for chad, same for connor.. and ur safe... no matter what they text u, u can just say its them being gay and trying to be funny.. only time this ever was a problem is when this girl i was with lost her phone in my car and asked me to call it.. and the display on the outside of my phone said "chads cell" when i was dialing her, she started to look up at my phone and i snap closed it and just started looking with her lol.

Its hard to make a easy buck legally, its impossible to make a easy buck morally.

MrArsenal24 United States. Aug 24 2007 13:03. Posts 243

2 girlfriends aka............left and right hand

man i hate poker unless im winning

qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 24 2007 15:58. Posts 14026

well its a bit of a crazy situation really.

girl #1 told me to find another girl because she wanted to concerntrate on her study but she couldnt resist stud life.

girl #2 seen the affection i get from girl #1 and decides she wants to get back in the stud life.

girl #1 then decides she wants to be with me
girl #2 also wants to stay in the frame.

So im taking girl #1 to the ball tonight then hopefully the party and everything will finish early enough for me to make it into the city to meet up with girl #2

Silver_nz New Zealand. Aug 25 2007 20:24. Posts 5647

ballin outta control, rolffe what a life!

blunt_smokr United States. Aug 28 2007 12:06. Posts 1314

lol pimpin aint easy