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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 11 2007 22:11. Posts 14026 | | |
The following events are true.
Some other great quotes:
"You are like a bear, you marry female bear"
and
"You like a white pig - you white and fat"

Last night i discovered her kryptonite when it came to turning her on so shes got no chance at resisting my charms.
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 11 2007 22:29. Posts 34305 | | |
lol she walked in when you were jerking off and then u turned and came all over the place? lol WTF!!!
btw are u having sex with her already? |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 11 2007 22:39. Posts 14026 | | |
| On August 11 2007 21:29 Baal wrote:
lol she walked in when you were jerking off and then u turned and came all over the place? lol WTF!!!
btw are u having sex with her already? |
no lol i rubbed one out when she came to my room after id finished taking care of her
we dont have sex because shes trying to remain traditional which is why she wants me to find another girl
i also stuck a finger up her pooper lol |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2007 22:49. Posts 4527 | | |
| On August 11 2007 21:39 byrnesam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2007 21:29 Baal wrote:
lol she walked in when you were jerking off and then u turned and came all over the place? lol WTF!!!
btw are u having sex with her already? |
no lol i rubbed one out when she came to my room after id finished taking care of her
we dont have sex because shes trying to remain traditional which is why she wants me to find another girl
i also stuck a finger up her pooper lol
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is she a clit or g-spot girl, or both
if she's g-spot, make her sit doggy-style for it a few times it should be better/different for her, once she's tried this once/a few times then slip your ol' friend in, TKS YUM YUM |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 11 2007 22:51. Posts 14026 | | |
clit
im not allowed to penetrate anything  |
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 11 2007 23:13. Posts 34305 | | |
| On August 11 2007 21:39 byrnesam wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2007 21:29 Baal wrote:
lol she walked in when you were jerking off and then u turned and came all over the place? lol WTF!!!
btw are u having sex with her already? |
no lol i rubbed one out when she came to my room after id finished taking care of her
we dont have sex because shes trying to remain traditional which is why she wants me to find another girl
i also stuck a finger up her pooper lol
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albonycee   United States. Aug 11 2007 23:17. Posts 2749 | | |
this shit is so bizarre... |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 11 2007 23:28. Posts 4527 | | |
| On August 11 2007 21:51 byrnesam wrote:
clit
im not allowed to penetrate anything |
lame |
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albonycee   United States. Aug 11 2007 23:30. Posts 2749 | | |
wtf did u skeet in your own eye ? |
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Narious   Canada. Aug 11 2007 23:41. Posts 4800 | | |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 11 2007 23:41. Posts 14026 | | |
| On August 11 2007 22:30 albonycee wrote:
wtf did u skeet in your own eye ? |
accident
it actually hurt quite a lot |
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Baalim   Mexico. Aug 11 2007 23:55. Posts 34305 | | |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 12 2007 00:18. Posts 14026 | | |
lol shes reappeared
i got her started again and now she refuses to leave
currently on break as the phone went. just before the intermission is for fielding for some sucky sucky but she said no ¬_¬
shes gonna have to eat a hotdog if she wants me to continue eating kebabs |
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sOah   United Kingdom. Aug 12 2007 00:59. Posts 4527 | | |
| On August 11 2007 23:18 byrnesam wrote:
lol shes reappeared
i got her started again and now she refuses to leave
currently on break as the phone went. just before the intermission is for fielding for some sucky sucky but she said no ¬_¬
shes gonna have to eat a hotdog if she wants me to continue eating kebabs |
keep bringing her close and then start doing something like tickling her - until you get what you want |
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 12 2007 02:23. Posts 14026 | | |
shes now come to see me everyday since our "last time"
this time i said id make her wait till tomorrow night but she pissed and moaned that no one was home so we should do it now and she ended up being really noisy.
then i rubbed one out in a similar fashion only this time i hit her leg, arm, chest, face, boob and hair - then laughed at her going "urgh... yucky... yuck"
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PplusAD   Germany. Aug 12 2007 03:47. Posts 7182 | | |
lol
how old are u ?
This reminds me of the time i were like 16 or so
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U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz) | Last edit: 12/08/2007 03:49 |
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woof   United States. Aug 18 2007 13:05. Posts 6 | | |
ill take the one in the middle!!
*gasp* |
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