trip to court

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qwerty67890 New Zealand. Aug 08 2007 17:05. Posts 14026

court is so fucking lol

i was the best dressed person in the building (as usual)

I walk through the door and this rough lookin guy who smelt of fags waited for me to walk through - i just let the door close behind me rather than hold it open for him.

he goes

"THANKS..." stood about 6inches from a closed door.

If you got door problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but a door aint one.

Anyway this incident kept me amused and i sat outside courtroom 2 waiting for my name to be called. I started to get worried coz i had no idea which courtroom i was menna be waiting outside of but thought id just gamble and leave it up to chance.

Since i run so good, obv. i was outside the right courtroom. Get my name called and they offer me diversion. which means i get no conviction if i comply with some po-po stuff.

I look at my charges and theyre trying to pin me for 3 months in prison and a $2500 fine - bit heavy handed that one.

Go into an office with 5-0 and they ask me about that night etc.

I told him i was still studying accounting (which obv. is a lie since ive dropped out coz im a bum) - but my chances of getting off lightly were better if i didnt say i was an unemployed degenerate gambler with a borderline drinking problem.

I see some photos of my damage and some other stuff.

Once again, i run so good that none of the glass panels broke so it was just a case of putting them back into place.

$200 fine and letter of appology to the bus stop company.

sweet suckout.