Funny story... happend after the tournament

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skorc Slovenia. Jul 23 2007 09:21. Posts 200

I went to bed after the tourney at 01.30. I open the balkony cause it's hot and I thought I saw something. Didn't bother, went to bed. Within a minute I hear something, some strange noise. Turned the light on didn't find anything so I went back to bed. 5 minutes later that noise again. By that time I was pissed off. As I was getting out of bet I something runing besides my bed.
I turn on the light and there it is. In the corner, weighing in at 0.3 kilograms, from Slovenia,
A FUCKING RAT!!!!!!!

Mother fucker!!!!!!!!

In my bedroom. Wtf? How? When? Why? I have no food, I'm no good? WTF DO YOU WANT?!!!!

It was just standing there looking at me. I moved, the rat moved.
The rat knew where that was going. And it didn't tell me ofcourse. We were gonna play the good old game of skorc and a fucking rat. Bitch. I went to get a broom. Now I got wepons! I'm Rick James bitch!!!!

I start chasing it around the bedroom, then I realize it would be good to put something on and not to chase a rat naked. It could byte my dick of!
Well it would have to take quite a few bites if you know what I mean, hehe.
So i get dressed. Got back. The bitch didn't even hide, just stood there, waiting for me! I was like wtf?!

You gonna get it know. I am dressed and I got weapons. I'm Rick James bitch!!! C'mon!!!

After chaseing that bitch for 1/2 an hour I was sweating like a pig again, so I gave up.

The bitch had me all along. I just didn't know that :/

So I sat on the bad looked at the rat and said: »Would you please leave the room?!«

You know what happend?! The rat just slowley went on the balkony and that was it.

WTF?!!!! Know I'm relly pisssed. That bitch was just playin me!

I quickly closed the door. I had to shower again. It was 2:45 when I went to bed and I couldn't open the balkony door cause that bitch might come back. That resoulted in more sweating cause it was hot. I just said fuck it and tried to sleep.

And when I thought it was all over and I could finally sleep every fucking noise made me suspicious and I couldn't sleep. I mean wtf?!!!!! Last time I checked the clock it was 4:00AM!

Fuck!!!

Got owned by stinkin rat!!!

Wish I had Jerry Jang powers. That bitch would be wrapped up and good to go in a second.

Hope you liked it. I sure didn't.

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Sheitan Canada. Jul 23 2007 09:24. Posts 4217

I heard rats anal abuse people when they sleep, you got lucky to catch that lil bastard ...

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt

Kapol Poland. Jul 23 2007 11:56. Posts 4696

That rat was send by Jerry Yang. It brought you a message. A message saying that you must play HU for rolls against Rekrul. Gonna be a tough game obv.

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