https://www.liquidpoker.net/


LP international    Contact            Users: 488 Active, 0 Logged in - Time: 07:06

Donkaments blow :/

New to LiquidPoker? Register here for free!
Forum Index > Poker Blogs
SakiSaki    Sweden. Jul 22 2007 07:09. Posts 9687
Uhh, so I joined the tournament challange thinking it would be a great excuse to get better at donkaments and to motivate myself to play more poker in general. Now, a couple of days in I realize I hate donkaments so much. Its like playing poker with a straitjacket. Im already so tired of having to race for my stack continiously. Getting it in with the best hand, getting sucked out on the flop and chanting ACE OR A KING ACE OR A KING on turn and river loosing and realizing I just wasted 3 hours of my life.

The general donkamentpla<x>yer are sooooo bad its almost embarresing, they fucking cant play deep stacked and just try to fold their way into the push fold stage where they dont have to make decisions. Nothing that I love about poker exists in donkaments. You cant make sick reads deepstacked, me<x>tagame manipulations or big bluffs. Its like beating a homeless man with a stick, and yet I manage to loose to these fucking morons.

Whatever, rant over. Im still going to play donkaments because Im commited to my team and im determined to win a few just to prove my point that donkaments are ez.

Im still recovering in cash for this month, Im doing well on 3/6 and I intend to stay there for probably another month so I have a deep roll for 5/10 when I decide to move up again.




In other news, Im going to spain tomorrow for a week of partying/chilling with 7 friends. Hopefully it will be alot of fun and I can recharge my poker batteries so I can make up for the week off missed donkaments when I get back.




una cerveza por favor

**1 votes
Facebook Twitter
what wackass site is this nigga?  

hansen jr.   Sweden. Jul 22 2007 07:59. Posts 3735

donker!!!


hansen jr.   Sweden. Jul 22 2007 08:00. Posts 3735

2/5 for bad flipament skills


kantoiki   Australia. Jul 22 2007 08:50. Posts 3818

[QUOTE]On July 22 2007 06:09 SakiSaki wrote:

Nothing that I love about poker exists in donkaments. You cant make sick reads deepstacked, me<x>tagame manipulations or big bluffs. Its like beating a homeless man with a stick, and yet I manage to loose to these fucking morons.

ahahahah funny as hell

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet.Last edit: 22/07/2007 08:51

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jul 22 2007 08:57. Posts 5647

I tired playing some donkaments today and it *is* really frustrating. short stacked gambol fests. I'm so used to NL5 with its 250bb stacks


ToT)MidiaN(    United Kingdom. Jul 22 2007 09:02. Posts 5070

heh your stats are really similar to mine vpip/pfr/aggression factor wise and judging from your posts we play a similar game. i'm also of the mentality that donkaments are fucking shit. 3 hours to bubble or whatever is just so frustrating, and even if you make the money it still feels a waste unless you make top 3 or something which is obviously pretty rare in large fields. good luck for the future and have fun in spain = ]~

One day good. One day bad. And some days, even hope 

Shabbzoy   United Kingdom. Jul 22 2007 09:47. Posts 841

I hate tourneys, so restricting


jkpickett   United States. Jul 22 2007 10:08. Posts 1403


  On July 22 2007 06:09 SakiSaki wrote:
Uhh, so I joined the tournament challange thinking it would be a great excuse to get better at donkaments and to motivate myself to play more poker in general. Now, a couple of days in I realize I hate donkaments so much. Its like playing poker with a straitjacket. Im already so tired of having to race for my stack continiously. Getting it in with the best hand, getting sucked out on the flop and chanting ACE OR A KING ACE OR A KING on turn and river loosing and realizing I just wasted 3 hours of my life.

The general donkamentpla<x>yer are sooooo bad its almost embarresing, they fucking cant play deep stacked and just try to fold their way into the push fold stage where they dont have to make decisions. Nothing that I love about poker exists in donkaments. You cant make sick reads deepstacked, me<x>tagame manipulations or big bluffs. Its like beating a homeless man with a stick, and yet I manage to loose to these fucking morons.

Whatever, rant over. Im still going to play donkaments because Im commited to my team and im determined to win a few just to prove my point that donkaments are ez.



my sentiments EXACTLY. these things are soooooo fucking frustrating. feel like you might go deep only to lose KK vs. QQ on the river. i played 11 hours yesterday with very very very marginal results, but i'm still gonna keep going for Team Talented

Those who oppose authority so vehemently often abuse it when given immense power 

MezmerizePLZ    United States. Jul 22 2007 12:04. Posts 2598

sicklife


YoMeR   United States. Jul 22 2007 12:56. Posts 12438

welcome to donkaments.

eZ Life. 

pmilanov   United States. Jul 22 2007 18:57. Posts 67

Nice, I got my new quote

And it's not showing up... sicklife

Oh there we go!

SakiSaki: Nothing that I love about poker exists in donkaments. You cant make sick reads deepstacked, metagame manipulations or big bluffs. Its like beating a homeless man with a stick.Last edit: 22/07/2007 19:01

 



Poker Streams

















Copyright © 2025. LiquidPoker.net All Rights Reserved
Contact Advertise Sitemap