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milkman   United States. Jun 24 2007 19:31. Posts 5719 | | |
well yesterday we decided to go back to the casino, same ppl, james (rush3420), sam (yomer) and I. I think they were looking forward to blackjack alot more then poker.. so we got dinner at around 12:00 and then i sat at the poker table while they playd blackjack. There was a really loud band going on and it was super annoying but they were gonna b done at 1:00am so i didnt care much..
So i sit down at the table, and this indian(obv IT guy, not to be judgemental but i could tell from a mile off) anyway he says "hey my buddys commin in would you be willing to change tables" and i say "sure just get him on the wait list and ill switch whenever". then next hand i notice this dude to my right doesnt look at his cards, just looks at what the PFR was and yells "I BET?" (he spoke like horrible english, he was vietnamese i think) anyway then he just calls the PFR. After the flop he looks at his cards, and just calls every street and flips over like 6 high i think. So i dont say anything, i get in pwnin donk mode wit the ipod on and the hood up, normally i dont use the ipod much but u couldnt hear ANYTHING anyway with this shitty band going on in the back.. so this guy to my right just keeps doing the same thing like 4 hands in a row, drops 400 in around 6 hands. Then announces "CAN I LOOK AT MY CARDS?" im like FUCK HE KNOWS!! lol so he has playd 100%vpip and hasnt folded a single hand, he has about 200 infront of him because he just rebougth in. I got 88, in position on him obv, he flats the 4 blind, then i bump it up to isolate him. It works so we go heads up, i hit middle set. He actually best like 15 into the 45ish pot, so i raise it up to 40(its the max in this game) he calls, next street he checks, and i bet 40 and HE FOLDS!!! the only hand of the entire night he folded, im not kidding at all either, he playd about 16 hands, dumped 600 bucks and the only one he folded was when i had the nuts lol.. anyway after that i was just grindin it out for about 30mins, bumped up to around 300, bought in with 200.. then i have TT, someone raised to 12, 2 callers, i reraised to 40. i get one caller. flop top set with 2 diamonds on board, i bet 40 on the flop, dude calls the next diamond hits, i bet 40 again, he just flats. River is blank, i check, he checks.. he hit K high flus vs my top set, so that hurt pretty bad. After that i basically just grinded till 6:00am, so about a 6 hour session. The indian dude to my left wouldnt shut the fuck up the whole night, he was going over what he had and what he would have done on every street with every hand.. sooo annoying.. one other funny thing that happened some asian gangster lookin older dude rolled in there wearing some flashy yellowish suit and shit, his hella dressed up bitch with him (but older, prolly around 40+) but id still fuck her for sure.. anyway hes a realy cool joking type of guy, everyone at the table was actually really cool.. anyway he throws on these really blingged out Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses, like 2 hands later this guy says, "u should throw those sunglasses in the pot", and my snap reaction is say "yea then i could reraise him with my sunglasses" and i look to the other half of the table, shrug, and say "at least mine are real" everyone lauged pretty hard at that one. i was right tho, i looked everywhere online to try and find even the model they replicated and there nowhere.. anyway i ended up the night only up 50 bucks.. so like 25bbs for 6hours of grinding, not that great, but it was still good fun.
so i get back from the casino at around 8ish, i get home around 9 then i go straight to sleep cuz im supposed to hang out with this girl today.
so she calls me at like 12ish and is like "blah blah blah, i just wanna take it easy and maybe get dinner then rent a movie" and im like umm.. so i gotta drive to ur house? (she lives about an hour away) and shes like yea.. and im like still in bed just thinkin of a nice way to say, ur not worth a 1hr drive... so im like "umm ok im gonna go back to sleep and think about things, ill call u when i know wahts up" she replys with "ok call me soon cuz i wanna do soemthing", i go back to sleep till about 2pm go tanning.. then i realize that i really need to make a few fpps and just play a little poker, but then when i got 12 tables running for about 30 mins, the shit hits the fan, she signs on AIM.. insta instant messaged me.. and this is what happend, i lauged my ass off
HER: i take it we arent going to hang out tonight?
milkeyisback: one sec
milkeyisback: playin poker
HER: ummm okay
milkeyisback: sry im almost done
milkeyisback: then i gott pee
milkeyisback: then ill talk
HER: no its okay
HER: REALLY
milkeyisback: oh kay
milkeyisback: sry i was playing like 12 tables so typing is 2 hard
HER: maybe you shouldnt have been playing
HER: considering you were supposed to be coming over
milkeyisback: we never agreed that we were gonna hang out there..
HER: okay, well whatever
HER: dumb asshole
so im thinkin id rather punch my self in the cock then go deal with all this shit.. so i did bloggaments instead..
im packin for vegas day after tomorrow, leave the next morning!! ship ship!
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hansen   Sweden. Jun 24 2007 20:47. Posts 1964 | | | |
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MrArsenal24   United States. Jun 29 2007 00:30. Posts 243 | | | |
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Critterer   United Kingdom. Jun 29 2007 01:05. Posts 5337 | | |
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