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                            |  | bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 02:35. Posts 8649 |  |  |  | | i went to the store and bought a bag of coffee, but when i got home i realized FUCK they're whole beans, not ground, and i don't have a coffee grinder. 
 so i tried crushing them with a heavy hardcover book, didn't work very well. then i tried stomping on them with a thin cloth wrapped around the bag, still didn't work. then i tried going outside and backing over them with my car, still didn't work.
 
 starbucks and carribou coffee are closed here at this hour, i have no other options...what can i do
  
 
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                            |  | bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 02:39. Posts 8649 |  |  |  | | actually nevermind i just realized i could go back to the store and buy a bag of ground coffee beans LOL
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                            |  | Silver_nz   New Zealand. Jan 13 2015 02:52. Posts 5647 |  |  |  | | lol I was hoping for a nice ending solution to this problem | 
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                            |  | bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 04:05. Posts 8649 |  |  |  | | thank god for 24 hour wal-mart. i don't know how some people deal with crack or meth addictions, i feel like a completely hopeless junkie without caffeine sometimes | 
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                            |  | the cleaner   Germany. Jan 13 2015 04:21. Posts 3014 |  |  |  | | I think you should be able to crush them, if you have a blender at low speed, a little at a time.   
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                            |  | bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 13 2015 06:56. Posts 8649 |  |  |  | | hmm i need to get a blender ;o | 
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                            |  | SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jan 13 2015 07:44. Posts 1793 |  |  |  | | put coffee beans in a plastic bag, close the bag, use a hammer.  hammer the fuck out of the beans.  did this once, after breaking a rolling pin to do it | 
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                            |  | cariadon   Estonia. Jan 13 2015 10:51. Posts 4019 |  |  |  | | backing over them with your car, haha | 
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                            |  | NewbSaibot   United States. Jan 13 2015 12:12. Posts 4948 |  |  |  | | chew em up and spit em out. Can also be used to fill wounds | 
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                            |  | Santafairy   Korea (South). Jan 13 2015 12:18. Posts 2242 |  |  |  | | do you have a pepper mill | 
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                            |  | Chewits   United Kingdom. Jan 13 2015 14:22. Posts 2539 |  |  |  |  |  | | I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice. |  | 
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                            |  | Romm3l   Germany. Jan 13 2015 15:23. Posts 285 |  |  |  | | grinding ur own beans might be satisfying but aint no one got time for that
 i hate buying random consumer electronics as a general principle, but my electric coffee bean grinder sure gets daily use (and makes much better coffee than preground beans which lose freshness fast)
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                            |  | aCa_   . Jan 13 2015 19:56. Posts 471 |  |  |  | | i just eat the beans whole.  | 
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                            |  | K40Cheddar   United States. Jan 14 2015 00:16. Posts 2202 |  |  |  | | 
 |  | On  January 13 2015 18:56  aCa_ wrote: i just eat the beans whole.
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                            |  | mnj   United States. Jan 15 2015 18:15. Posts 3848 |  |  |  | | im too late, but i woulda used a blender :D | 
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