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For those of you who go to the above link I must put a disclaimer: The hand history I posted is fake (I doctored the hand history and changed my hole cards). In the real hand I had 55, and the guy had AA. The chat in the hand history, however, is actually real.

I want to see what kind of responses I get from these 2+2 forum regulars who think they know it all about poker. So if you guys read this blog entry, goto the link above and help me keep this bumped to the top.

Remember: This is 100% ment to be a sarcastic joke.


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Check it out:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...umber=8983594&an=0&page=0#Post8983594

For those of you who go to the above link I must put a disclaimer: The hand history I posted is fake (I doctored the hand history and changed my hole cards). In the real hand I had 55, and the guy had AA. The chat in the hand history, however, is actually real.

I want to see what kind of responses I get from these 2+2 forum regulars who think they know it all about poker. So if you guys read this blog entry, goto the link above and help me keep this bumped to the top.

Remember: This is 100% ment to be a sarcastic joke.


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So I moved back up to 200nl like two days ago or so. Havent played much but Im doing well so far. I have been nitting it up a bit while getting used to the partypoker 200nl game dynamics.

So far the games seem to be very straight forward with lots of fish so I have great hopes for my future poker career here on partypoker.

Over 2,6k hands im running at 6.9ptbb/100 with 19/17/6 stats.

Now I have to go study for an exam i will fail for sure. T_T


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So I havent been able to play as much as I would like to but Im still tearing up the games pretty well. I played one really bad session yesterday where I dropped maybe 5 buyins. Ran in to some sick setups and played a few hands a little iffy. No big deal though since I bounced up pretty good today.

As expected my winrate has dropped a bit. Over my 7,2k hands on partypoker Im running at 9.4ptbb/100 so its still a really good winrate. My stats has also dropped quite a bit and is now around 29/25/4 which probibly is pretty ideal in relation to my skill and the nature of the competition.

The sick thing is that I have a horrible 35% win at showdown. It should be around 50% so I was kinda baffled of how low it was. Im not to worried though. Alot of it can be explained by the fact that so many stations simply c/c down hands and sooo many players valuebet extremely low or make retarded donkbets on the river.
I see it all the time, somebody calls flop checks turn and fires like a 5$ bet into a 25$+ pot. I usually call those bets with quite a wide range and based on results so far I think Im right enough times for it to be profitable.

If I keep running well and playing like a god I will hopefully move back up to 200nl tomorrow.


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Finally running hot again! Destroying the partypoker 100nl for 15ptbb/100 so far. The games are so soft and the cards are falling my way so its all good baby. Im currently just 4-tabling while waiting for my second monitor to arrive, and this allows me to abuse every edge I have over these useless party donks.

I think my pokertracker stats are bugged or something. Over 3400 hands it has me on 38/33/4. Even though Im loosening up quite a bit and its over a very small sample I really dont think it accurate.

Im just going to grind out 1k more then ill move back up to 200nl.

God party, why did I ever leave you?


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I moved back to partypoker a couple of days back, the lovely place where my poker adventure started. Im currently grinding out 100nl trying to get my br back on track. Still not running very good but its fine. Its hard to loose money even running bad in these games.

Party is still so crazy soft, even after the americans all left. Im amazed, its like playing 25nl or something. The nature of the games has forced me to nit up a bit, I havent saved any pokertracker stats but i believe im alot nittier here than on FTP.

I have ordered a second monitor so that will be arriving in a couple of days which will be really sweet. 8-tabling and seeing all the tables will be a new experience for me

Btw, wtf happened to partypokers fppstore? They used to have all sorts of shit. Now they only have gift certificates and "redem your points for cash"(this at a fucking joke rate)

Anyways, Im hoping to be able to put in some good poker hours the following days, might be a problem since I have an exam on monday. God Im so sick of school T_T


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So I have finished my first week at 25/50 with some pretty good results.



I made a few adjustments to adapt better to the game and things are going really well there. I dont know if i can sustain a winrate that good, but I'm very certain im one of the biggest winners in the 7-9 handed games.


I also drew a few pictures and would like to share them with you. So my ex's sister was having problems with her eye, she has a corneal ulcer. I was having some eye problems too, i was seeing those little transparent eyeworms and they were really bugging the shit out of me. here's a picture of one:




pretty scary. i also drew a picture of king kong getting shot at on top of the empire state building. basically the most awesome picture of all time.





im getting fairly good with paint and it's a lot of fun to draw stupid things when i get bored. ill post more pictures later


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So I have finished my first week at 25/50 with some pretty good results.



I made a few adjustments to adapt better to the game and things are going really well there. I dont know if i can sustain a winrate that good, but I'm very certain im one of the biggest winners in the 7-9 handed games.


I also drew a few pictures and would like to share them with you. So my ex's sister was having problems with her eye, she has a corneal ulcer. I was having some eye problems too, i was seeing those little transparent eyeworms and they were really bugging the shit out of me. here's a picture of one:




pretty scary. i also drew a picture of king kong getting shot at on top of the empire state building. basically the most awesome picture of all time.





im getting fairly good with paint and it's a lot of fun to draw stupid things when i get bored. ill post more pictures later


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Well December was a rough month of playing, as I was at NL 200 on stars for almost all of it and took stabs at NL 400. When all was said and done, I ended up losing more than I won in November and was lost as to whether or not I could still win at poker. Then I went to the PCA, and figured out what I was doing wrong...

...So I drop down to NL100, where anyone with any small amount of brain power can suceed. Applied the changes to my style (Going from 18/13 nit, to an aggro tard at 25/20) and poof~ Re: Jan 19th, my return to small stakes hold'em!



My monster 5700 hand session a few days ago, up 18 buyins over 9 tables.

I'd like to thank dont_bother0, FrinkX, TalentedTom, casinocasino, and PoorUser for the inspiration to become an aggro monkey. Watching dont_bother0 play at the PCA made me realize a lot of things about those weak/tight 2+2 regulars that infest PokerStars' low stakes NL hold'em. Sorry, I can't release all the good stuff I learned. But as you can see, it's been working:



Shiiiiiiiiiiip it~




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Well December was a rough month of playing, as I was at NL 200 on stars for almost all of it and took stabs at NL 400. When all was said and done, I ended up losing more than I won in November and was lost as to whether or not I could still win at poker. Then I went to the PCA, and figured out what I was doing wrong...

...So I drop down to NL100, where anyone with any small amount of brain power can suceed. Applied the changes to my style (Going from 18/13 nit, to an aggro tard at 25/20) and poof~ Re: Jan 19th, my return to small stakes hold'em!



My monster 5700 hand session a few days ago, up 18 buyins over 9 tables.

I'd like to thank dont_bother0, FrinkX, TalentedTom, casinocasino, and PoorUser for the inspiration to become an aggro monkey. Watching dont_bother0 play at the PCA made me realize a lot of things about those weak/tight 2+2 regulars that infest PokerStars' low stakes NL hold'em. Sorry, I can't release all the good stuff I learned. But as you can see, it's been working:



Shiiiiiiiiiiip it~




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So last night me and a few guys went out to this bar. It sucked so we left soon after. As we're walking home, we get pretty hungry because you know its like 2 am and we're drunk and you just need to go stuff your face with something, might as well be a delicious sandwich.

So on the way home we go into jimmy john's, this sandwich place. My 2 buddies each order a sandwich. Im looking over the menu and my eyes come across the gargantuan. here is the description of it:

This sandwich was invented by Jimmy John's brother Huey. It's huge enough to feed the hungriest of all humans! Tons of genoa salami, sliced smoked ham, capicola, roast beef, turkey & provolone, jammed into one of our homemade french buns then smothered with onions, mayo, lettuce, tomato, & our homemade italian dressing.

what a fucking massive sandwich, the workers told me there was over a pound of meat on it, so the sandwich was probably at least 1.5 pounds including the lettuce, tomato, bread and condiments. so we sit down to eat and im mowing down my sandwich like none other. I sort of took a deep breath about 2/3 the way through and my buddy Georger looks at me and goes I bet you I could eat 3 of those in one sitting. Obviously im like SIDEBET!!!

Since Georger had already eaten a sandwich, we had to make the bet 2 more sandwiches. I gave him 3:1 odds on a 20 dollar bet and he got to take a shit before he started. However, he had to finish both sandwiches in 25 minutes and he couldnt puke for an hour. He's a big guy, like 6'0 320, but I still thought it was a good bet because all the Jimmy John's workers were screaming YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAN and it took me a while to finish that sandwich.

so we start the bet at 2:37, i set an alarm on my phone for 3:00 meaning the 2 minute warning for him. He fucking sat there with a fork demolishing the sandwiches. Things werent looking good for me when he finished the first sandwich at 2:46. I thought he would slow up as I saw him give a few deep breaths and stretches but the man just kept going and finished at 2:58. i scowled and said "I'm tired and going to bed", so i threw 60 dollars down on the table and start walking to my room. Then to add insult to injury my fucking phone alarm starts going off reminding me of how badly I was destroyed. I went to bed angry at myself for making a food bet against a fat man.


So I wake up this morning and georger is obviously feeling like shit, but he wanted to go to best buy to spend my money on a bunch of movies, so I tagged along and ended up buying the whole fucking store. I spent 310 dollars on fucking movies. Here's what i got:

the wire season 1, prison break season 1, the godfather 1, layer cake, gladiator, fight club, magnolia, city of god, robocop/terminator double feature (awesome purchase baby), true lies, braveheart, saving private ryan. ong bak (that tony ja thai warrior movie), american history x, donnie darko and scarface. I'm pretty happy with my purchase.

But now I have the worst bad beat of all time. Nothing in the world pisses me off more than removing those fucking secure labels from the new dvd box. why would the fucking dvd distributors find the need to not only throw the celophane wrapping on the dvd but also put the annoying secure label which takes like 20 minutes to remove on there. Nobody is going to fucking change the movie thats inside, thats what the wrapping is for. At least make those things easier to remove, I dont want to have to spend like 2 hours opening my fucking movies up. it irritates me to no end.

oh actually there is one thing i hate more than that. THE NEW STARS BUY CHIPS BOX OMFG. It's fucking the most annoying thing of all time. Look at this piece of shit:



fucking, when you reload or buy in, you have to click INSIDE THE LITTLE CIRCLE. you cant even click the line. whats worse is you cant press up and then press enter, it doesnt work. so rigged and annoying, i hope PS comes out with a patch and 1984s this thing and I can pretend like it never happened.


ok time to shower and get ready for some football baby. id like to see a pats/saints super bowl but i suspect it will be colts/bears. oh well whatever, the jets are playing golf right now so who really gives a shit what happens as long as i get to see good games and maybe rex grossman suffering a broken collar bone.


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So last night me and a few guys went out to this bar. It sucked so we left soon after. As we're walking home, we get pretty hungry because you know its like 2 am and we're drunk and you just need to go stuff your face with something, might as well be a delicious sandwich.

So on the way home we go into jimmy john's, this sandwich place. My 2 buddies each order a sandwich. Im looking over the menu and my eyes come across the gargantuan. here is the description of it:

This sandwich was invented by Jimmy John's brother Huey. It's huge enough to feed the hungriest of all humans! Tons of genoa salami, sliced smoked ham, capicola, roast beef, turkey & provolone, jammed into one of our homemade french buns then smothered with onions, mayo, lettuce, tomato, & our homemade italian dressing.

what a fucking massive sandwich, the workers told me there was over a pound of meat on it, so the sandwich was probably at least 1.5 pounds including the lettuce, tomato, bread and condiments. so we sit down to eat and im mowing down my sandwich like none other. I sort of took a deep breath about 2/3 the way through and my buddy Georger looks at me and goes I bet you I could eat 3 of those in one sitting. Obviously im like SIDEBET!!!

Since Georger had already eaten a sandwich, we had to make the bet 2 more sandwiches. I gave him 3:1 odds on a 20 dollar bet and he got to take a shit before he started. However, he had to finish both sandwiches in 25 minutes and he couldnt puke for an hour. He's a big guy, like 6'0 320, but I still thought it was a good bet because all the Jimmy John's workers were screaming YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAN and it took me a while to finish that sandwich.

so we start the bet at 2:37, i set an alarm on my phone for 3:00 meaning the 2 minute warning for him. He fucking sat there with a fork demolishing the sandwiches. Things werent looking good for me when he finished the first sandwich at 2:46. I thought he would slow up as I saw him give a few deep breaths and stretches but the man just kept going and finished at 2:58. i scowled and said "I'm tired and going to bed", so i threw 60 dollars down on the table and start walking to my room. Then to add insult to injury my fucking phone alarm starts going off reminding me of how badly I was destroyed. I went to bed angry at myself for making a food bet against a fat man.


So I wake up this morning and georger is obviously feeling like shit, but he wanted to go to best buy to spend my money on a bunch of movies, so I tagged along and ended up buying the whole fucking store. I spent 310 dollars on fucking movies. Here's what i got:

the wire season 1, prison break season 1, the godfather 1, layer cake, gladiator, fight club, magnolia, city of god, robocop/terminator double feature (awesome purchase baby), true lies, braveheart, saving private ryan. ong bak (that tony ja thai warrior movie), american history x, donnie darko and scarface. I'm pretty happy with my purchase.

But now I have the worst bad beat of all time. Nothing in the world pisses me off more than removing those fucking secure labels from the new dvd box. why would the fucking dvd distributors find the need to not only throw the celophane wrapping on the dvd but also put the annoying secure label which takes like 20 minutes to remove on there. Nobody is going to fucking change the movie thats inside, thats what the wrapping is for. At least make those things easier to remove, I dont want to have to spend like 2 hours opening my fucking movies up. it irritates me to no end.

oh actually there is one thing i hate more than that. THE NEW STARS BUY CHIPS BOX OMFG. It's fucking the most annoying thing of all time. Look at this piece of shit:



fucking, when you reload or buy in, you have to click INSIDE THE LITTLE CIRCLE. you cant even click the line. whats worse is you cant press up and then press enter, it doesnt work. so rigged and annoying, i hope PS comes out with a patch and 1984s this thing and I can pretend like it never happened.


ok time to shower and get ready for some football baby. id like to see a pats/saints super bowl but i suspect it will be colts/bears. oh well whatever, the jets are playing golf right now so who really gives a shit what happens as long as i get to see good games and maybe rex grossman suffering a broken collar bone.


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After cashing out and proceeding to suck at poker I have been toying around a little in the lower limits (50nl, 100nl). Playing there I have had the pleasure of playing some lpers. I just realized lp is full of damn nits! Jesus christ!

Ok, you dont want to get fancy and you dont want to play LAG at these stakes. But 12/8/3 is NOT solid 6-max stats. FFS you guys seriously need to loosen up a bit. It will make the transition to higher stakes much smoother and you are loosing so much value by nitting it up.

Playing these stakes also made me realize why i can crush 100nl so easy and still have problem with 200nl and 400nl. Playing 25/23/7~ works sooo good on 100nl just because players are so weak and nitty. On 200nl there are so many more loose passive type of players making a 7 agression factor a spew, so Im working on lowering my agression where there is no FE.

Once again, just a friendly advice to you nitty low/midstakes players. Loosen up a bit! Dont go nuts just raise liberal in position and stab at a few more pots and you will see your winrate skyrocket.

On another note. I havent shaved in like 2 weeks and DAMN im so ugly having what little beard i get. I look like a 14year old with attitude problems. I would put up a picture but Im quite sure none of you would ever talk to me again after that so I wont.



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This is incredible. Im not going to whine cause Im sick of doing even that.

Im now dropping down to 100nl. My goal is to grind out atleast 3k hands/day and rebuild my roll. Im going to power through this and I will come out better and stronger.


Goodnight.


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Uhh I just finished another incredible rollecoaster session. Im way to tired to post any hands right now, all I can say is that I obviously had upset lady luck in some way. She properly fucked me over in the beginning of the session. -900$ in like 500 hands, wtf??

Its all good though. We had some sweet sweet make up sex and I made it all back, ending the session almost break even. Somehow it feels like a big win.


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So, I have played a couple of short sessions since my last entry and Im doing pretty well. Not really generating crazy profit but Im playing really well and grinding in decent dough. Still not running my best but I manage to pull of some sick suckouts once in a while to compensate for that.


Pretty awsome 1 outer. I smelled something fishy with his minraise on turn. Cant really fold AA to a good card for me HU though. And he does the same with draws and some random hands, the guy was an A+ fish.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/132906

This one was really weird. I decided to check behind that flop cause alot of turns gives my hand good potential and I think villian calls a c-bet on flop with alot of overpairs, inflating the pot.

I put him on a big pair after he though for a while and then just called the turn, my gincard comes on river and the guy instapushes. Pretty funny.


http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/133407


I made a pretty good read this session. Not for alot of money so not really HOTW material but I felt really good about it. His turn frontbet felt really weird so I didnt give him credit for a flush there, no point in raising though. Betting 20$ on the river again I realized he was full of shit. Ship it.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/133423

Hopefully I will be able to play alot the following weeks though school starts next week so that might be a problem. 1 term left after that ill take a break for a year playing poker. God that will be sweet.

Fo shizzle


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I played some 100nl yesterday too bost my confidence a bit. Had moderate sucess but I have to say 100nl is alot softer than 200nl. Most of it is probibly psycological though.

Just finished a rollercoaster session of 4-tabling 200nl. I played alot more loose than I use too, felt like i could do it since I was only playing 4 tables. Started of pretty bad, lost a couple of pots to bad beats and some to bad play. Mostly small to medium pots.

After I had established my LAG image playing about 30/27 on all tables but one I was starting to make some hands and the cash started to roll in. I forgot how lovely it is to have a loose image when you actually hit hands n shit. People started playing back at me in the most random ways, some which are illustrated in the hands below.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/132793

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/132802

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/132778

After this short but delighting heater I started loosing again. None of these losses where nice bad beat hands that I can post and whine about. Meaning I made a misstake somewhere in all of my loosing hands. Mainly being overagressive against players playing back at me, and making crying calls on the river where I knew opponent had drawn out on me.

Ended the session +400$ so its all good. No huge profit but I think I learned ALOT this session and that feels really good. Havent felt that in a long time.

Now I'm off for a run after that I'll kick ass in another session.


Kisses and hugs.


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