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Total for the day:


1st session at NL300:


2nd session at NL200:



Crap -
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283843

Sweet -
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283846

Checking behind vs overaggro monkeys = <3
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283847

Well if he insists on giving me odds I guess I just have to call huh?
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283848

Once again, checking behind vs overaggro monkeys = $$$
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283849

Your donation is appreciated, sir -
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283845

I was playing laggier than usual in the first session so it's disappointing that I lost so much, but I honestly couldn't win a pot bigger than 1/3 of a buyin (in 1200 hands..). And that was a 3 street bluff.. 2nd biggest pot was like 1/3 of a buyin with AK or something.

I seem to fold my BB to steals too easily, should probably 3bet more or maybe even call.

I'll probably stick to 1/2 for a while now, the 1.5/3 games are usually pretty fucking soft but I'm too marginally rolled (well, definitely now, but I could cash in my rakeback and I'd be back at 25 buyins) so I think I'll just wait til 9k/I see a really, really big fish on one of the tables.

I'm a little bummed cause sitting with 1000$ stacks feels good, and it happens a lot more at 1.5/3

Been thinking a little about learning limit, but not sure what level to start out at (I have extremely limited experience with limit played some super low stakes, watched a few limit vids and read a little about it).


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BIGGEST POT WON:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/283635

Amount of times stacked: TWICE (flush vs boat, QQ vs AK allin preflop)

So that leaves a cool 900$ lost in 100$ chunks
Fun times.



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God what a woman.


Sorry helga, but im leaving you. Your drinking is out of control. Byrnesam took this picture of you



People dont understand how you get when you drink. It was fun while it lasted but Mig was right. You are a whore. Tdomeski and all the others can have you as im sure they have many many times before.

It's ok, im happier with erin.



She takes me on adventures and she wants to do more than just drink all the time.



Good bye helga. I hope one day you finally find AA to help you with all your drinking problems.




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God what a woman.


Sorry helga, but im leaving you. Your drinking is out of control. Byrnesam took this picture of you



People dont understand how you get when you drink. It was fun while it lasted but Mig was right. You are a whore. Tdomeski and all the others can have you as im sure they have many many times before.

It's ok, im happier with erin.



She takes me on adventures and she wants to do more than just drink all the time.



Good bye helga. I hope one day you finally find AA to help you with all your drinking problems.




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so this story starts last saturday:

was girl #2's birthday, i go to hers and then girl #1 turns up unofficially. Im fully like wtf, but love that 2 chicks be battling to ride with a pimp. When girl #2 is opening her presents girl #1 tries come sit right next to me and put her arm round me. I tell her NO FUCKIN WAY BITCH IM A PLAYA.

She asks me to "walk her home coz she has to make a phone call" i accomodate that and take her home, make out with her on the way, rub her cooch some etc.

I send her back to the party on her own becuase i dont want to be seen turning up with her.

She aint happy abut that but fuck it im not here to please a bitch.

I get back to the party and girl #2 is peeled out flat on the floor. I take her home and on the way she spews her guts up - its kind of hot. I get her into bed and she requests i stay and sleep whilst she does. I agree for like 5 minutes then bail out to play singstar.

2 hours later i wake her up. She comes back to join the group playing singstar. Girl #1 and #2 are in the room now. Naturally girl #2 tries all the usual trade tricks to make it look like she got me. I play a long a bit - girl #1 takes some motherfuckin notes on the subject.

We go to the fuckin city.

I swear to god i saw McLovin in the city. This guy was like 5ft tall - pale white with glasses. He was on a night out with these maori guys who were all 6'2"+ it was hilarious.

We dance at some club - i get my hair and back rubbed by some random guy - its pretty gay but i dont fucking care.

We get home at 5am and we all instatnly bail to bed - girl #2 says "ill see you later?" i dont know if she meant - come see me when everyones in bed - or "ill just see you about"

i choose the latter and bail to bed coz im fucked from busting sick moves to soldier boy etc.

I eat the cooch of girl #1 twice in 2 days. She doesnt seemed to please with the whole thing and now she being a cunt to me.

Tonight i get text from this chick who lives with the american chick. This chick in insane hot.

Whilst there we sat around the kitchen. twice she decides to sit on my lap. This is intense coz she is like off the scale hot - ill accomodate her sittin on my fucking lap. That shit is saved in the spank bank for eternity.

We decide to go out to the city next weekend - This is allllllllllllllll good. I told her we were going to a strip club coz its how i do.

I roll to girl #2's house after that coz the intensely hot girl was going home this weekend and needed to pack.

I roll to girl #2 and she getting ready. I get to see her in bra and shit and its all fucking gravy i tell thee.

then they decide theyre not going out and theyre "going to watch movies"

Im like "i might just cruise"

and she gets all mad at me and walks inside without saying goodbye to me

FUCK YOU BITCH ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU

CUNT

Women are hilarious.
Im going to go to the room of girl #1 right now. If anything good happens ill post a TR.


on the fuckin left obv

here a picture of the intense chick what sat on my muuurr'fuckin lap
this picture really doesnt do her justice but what'err

she fiiiiiiiine

im lookin forward to next saturday and takin her out the town show her how a fuckin balla roll

JUST A LIL BIT - A LIL BIT OF THIS

A LIL BIT OF THAT

GIRL SHAKE THAT THING
YEAH WORK THAT THING
LET ME SEE IT GO UP AND DOWN


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I was just watching this documentry about sex tourism in thailand

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/9/6216

when i came across this exotic beauty.




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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


This is a pretty huge session given that I 4 table. A few hands were probably from yesterday night however.

I was on some sick tilt (although it never REALLY had time to show up in my play, as I fortunately won a few gigantic pots often enough to keep my mood up) due to this fish sitting at 3 of my tables and never evereverever folding to my cbets, always folding to my double value barrels and always calling my bluffs.

Then pokertracker crashed while I was trying to review his hands when he took some fishy strong line and I ended up timing out with QQ only to have him show 52suited for no pair gutshot draw - sick life. Was a hard spot since last time he took a similiar line he showed up with trips, only this time he was in position.

Fortunately he left, so my bankroll didn't die. He truly was destroying me so ego aside it was a good thing he left. Maybe he just ran lucky, maybe he just had me read perfectly, but I honestly didn't have a single read on him after several hours of play

Took some horrendous beats but there's just so many bad players here at NL300 that in the end I finished up pretty big. Some guy decided it was a good idea to stack off with JJ in a 4 bet pot on a king high board.

Allin on turn, K543 flop, the river brought a 2 which was mildly womit inducing until he turned over his JJ :D

Anyway, I'll post hands later maybe, played for like 8 or 9 hours with only short breaks.

Oh, had my biggest ever stack at 1600 :D Would have been insanely close to 2000 as I was allin with QQ vs 99 and JTo (lol), with the 99 being more or less fullstacked and JTo guy having 30bb.

Flop came AKXQX and JT ships it


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Ok so I decided to take a shot at 1.5/3 and played a quick session 2 tabling NL300 with 2 x 200NL tables as well (since there's not a lot of 300NL tables).

Made about 1.5 buyins. Took a break for a few hours and started another session.. Bleh, a loot of coolers (AA vs turned QQQ, AA vs rivered KKK, JJJ vs Q8 flopped set vs flopped straight in 3bet pot - lol, and so on).

I think I'm gonna make a thread for some of the hands tho..
EDIT: Fuck it, it's all REALLY standard stuff with just me getting raped by variance, aside from 1 bad fold and maybe a bad call.
Anyway: graph


Will either give it another 2 more buyins or just rebuild until I get to 7000$ again (just 2 buyins at 1/2 really).


I think I should betcall turn here, the guy is 15.7/10.8 with pretty low AF numbers, calls 3bets pretty lightly from what I've seen (ie with 46dd OOP when 100bb deep, played a strong combo draw fast by check minraising). With As maybe c/r (essentially a check call due to potsize), although probably still a betcall.

Submitted by : TianYuan

** Game ID 1628456753 starting - 2007-09-22 23:18:57
** Six Six Seven [Hold 'em] (1.50|3.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- kogal sitting in seat 1 with $610.39
- holtekila sitting in seat 2 with $215.55 [Dealer]
- qqqoooqqq sitting in seat 3 with $459.00
- kingofspade sitting in seat 4 with $51.42
- elak_sallad sitting in seat 5 with $244.95
- SHAMPERS sitting in seat 6 with $251.29
qqqoooqqq posted the small blind - $1.50
kingofspade posted the big blind - $3.00

Holecards(Odds)
   
elak_sallad folded
SHAMPERS folded
kogal raised - $12.00
holtekila folded
qqqoooqqq raised - $46.50
kingofspade folded
kogal called - $46.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $96.00)

   
qqqoooqqq bet - $81.00
kogal called - $81.00

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $258.00)

   
qqqoooqqq checked
kogal bet - $258.00
qqqoooqqq went all-in - $333.00
kogal called - $333.00

River (Pot : $924.00)

   
qqqoooqqq shows:
kogal shows:
kogal wins $921.00 from the main pot
End of game 1628456753

So I finally decided I cant play on only partypoker. Ive always liked party and by now i know all the regulars really well. But Its just so stupid sometimes. The client crashes randomly, I have bad rakeback and its a heaven for shortstacking ratholing russians. I cashed out 10k and I wanna throw that in some other pokersite. Ive been thinking about prima since they have really good rakeback but Im not sure which skin to go with. Do any primasite have resizable tables?

Can anyone recommend anything in perticular?

ty sirs


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All the droolers left now so I'm gonna take a break and then come back later :D

Ran like 25/18 which felt really nice, since usually I go into too much auto-pilot and the numbers start to drop, guess short sessions are easier to keep it up in.

Was running 40/30 at two tables for a while without even noticing, but small sample so it means more or less nada.

If I can find some really good tables I'll give 300NL a spin later on today but most likely I'll just continue with 200NL for now.


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its been a while since the last episode.




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Sitting to the right of a madman for like 4 hours and not getting any hands can be very.. verrrrrrrrrrry frustrating.

Fortunately, I got him a couple of times in the end.
Unfortunately I ran into KK vs AA vs a reg and donated back almost a buyin (it was less than a buyin cause we were 200bb deep and he played it pretty weakly, as did I).

Fortunately, I ran into KK vs AA AI PF again and the board came all diamonds, so we split the pot. Unfortunately, the flop was King high.

Madman then proceeded to go on tilt but managed to donate almost nothing to me

Longest session I've played this month I'm pretty sure (well, split in 2), at least by far the most hands as I 8 tabled for the first time in a month for about half of it.

I've noticed that I really need to find a way to remove the fold button from my software (even though I had an unusually, for me, high went to SD of 24.4 for todays session, it's pretty low given my 19/16 stats I think..). 3bet instead of call when button opens and I have something like TJs or KQ, I bleed too much money here cause I don't want to '3bet too much' (is there such a thing!?).

Also, I need to learn when and where to bluff raise cbets as I basically never do it (at least not when I go into auto-pilot) and I'm always annoyed by those who do.

So, float more, bluff raise cbets more (but make less hopeless river bluffs..), call less. Oh and cbet less, 6.9 flop AF is overkill.






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there was a post on liquidpoker about this website where you can upload a picture of yourself and it matches characteristics of your face to celebrities and tell you who you look like.



obv i look most like taylor hanson. now that conversation quagmire was having about me makes perfect sense.....




















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there was a post on liquidpoker about this website where you can upload a picture of yourself and it matches characteristics of your face to celebrities and tell you who you look like.



obv i look most like taylor hanson. now that conversation quagmire was having about me makes perfect sense.....




















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lomoo has hit the Progessive Bad Beat Jackpot and won $3,575.55 USD. hookturner won the hand and received $1,787.78 USD. archibald15, BlindManBluffing, pcrocker111, nissen555111 played in the hand and received $446.95 USD each. The next Bad Beat Jackpot has been reset to $2,043.14.



lol


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this story is pretty fuckin lol.

so it rolls back to about 5 days ago.

I go to this free poker night with my friend. You get $1500 chips if you buy a drink, blinds start at 25/50.

My friend wins it in the most hilarious fashion imaginable. Obv he doesnt know the hilarity as he pushed T5 vs J7o but whatever.

He wins a $50 bar tab valid for 6 days (poker is on a weds) He was out on friday and i was out on saturday - we decide tuesday drinking is all good.

So we go up about midday and get like 3 beers each and some fries.

We go piss about in the sports shop and head back to mine. I say we should stop at the liquer shop on the way home and we but 16 beers.

we get home and watch some tv-links.co.uk then we put on some music and hop out my window on to the roof.

NOW APPARENTLY - SOMEONE DIDNT LIKE THIS

So next thing i know someones all peeling us out. the landlady is over and she all in my grill. Me and mate run out the backdoor and run to someone elses flat. They persue and catch up to us. We aagree to co operate.

I tell my mate that i think i might bolt. I decide not to but i tell him that ill take the fall on this one.

We stand around and eat some food and we can see security and the landlady outside out house.

I go upstairs and put on my air jorndan shorts to give me the best chance to run from the po po.

nigga whut. I go outside me and my friend flatmate talk to landlady and my friend say "is there nothing that can be done to resolve this?"

land lady say "no, ive had enough of this behaviour in the village"

i say "fine" and run down and jump in my car

i speed off and im quite obviously way too pissed to drive.

I turn around and come back to pick up my mate, when i pull in the drive way theres cops there. I pull a hard u-turn.

some nit a tries to be a hero and stand infront of my car. i speed towards him beeping the horn and he gets out my way.

I drive up the road then i drive the wrong way down a one way street, upon joining the main road the cops pull up by me.

I have 2 options here, slam into reverse and try out run the police in a 1000cc honda integra, or give up. I choose nit life and give up.

They park my car and i ride back to the village in their car. After a bit they decide they "cant trust me" and put me in cuffs.

i chat some shit through the window and theres a little crowd to see me taken down by the 5 0 for a 2nd time in a couple of months.

I ask the cop whats gonna happen and hes like "well we take you back to station then breathalize you then you can go"

realizing i wasnt facing anight in the cells i decide to co-operate.

I need to blow less than 400 to pass, so the pressure wass on.

I made the breathand sailed through with a smooth 800, fail.

So they fill some forms and read them out. I claim that my dad is my lawyer and i want to phone him. Then i decide not to afte blowing a 780 on the 2nd go.

They give me a lift home and i have a suspended licence, with a court appearance in a few weeks.

I return home and continued drinking, then went to the gas station for a pie coz i rule..

phoned my mum and told her what it do. She seemed down. I will be abroad for most of my ban so its fuckin gravy.



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Started off HORRIBLY with KK vs some 60/20 maniac (he 5bet AJ preflop..) who limp called Q9 and flopped 2 pair.

Then I managed to somehow get it in with A high vs a 70/50 crazy person in a 3 bet pot with a gutshot vs his KT flopped nut straight (worst played hand ever by me, I must have been steaming).

I managed to calm down and spent 3 hours playing pretty well until I quit cause I was getting tired and the fish I was staying up for left after winning a semi-big pot.

Submitted by : TianYuan

** Game ID 1619044999 starting - 2007-09-18 01:25:05
** Danny Boy [Hold 'em] (1.00|2.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- qqqoooqqq sitting in seat 1 with $372.34 [Dealer]
- pink-pony sitting in seat 2 with $197.00
- joutskari sitting in seat 3 with $350.89
- NilPferD sitting in seat 4 with $197.00
- 88keyz sitting in seat 5 with $207.28
- TanaKa1000 sitting in seat 6 with $332.95
pink-pony posted the small blind - $1.00
joutskari posted the big blind - $2.00

Holecards
   
NilPferD folded
88keyz raised - $8.00
TanaKa1000 called - $8.00
qqqoooqqq called - $8.00
pink-pony called - $8.00
joutskari called - $8.00

Flop (Pot : $40.00)

   
pink-pony checked
joutskari bet - $11.00
88keyz folded
TanaKa1000 called - $11.00
qqqoooqqq raised - $50.00
pink-pony folded
joutskari raised - $89.00
TanaKa1000 folded
qqqoooqqq called - $89.00

Turn (Pot : $229.00)

   
joutskari went all-in - $255.89
qqqoooqqq folded
joutskari mucks:
joutskari wins $481.89 from the main pot
End of game 1619044999

Wake up at 8 am. Eat breakfast.
Sit down play poker for 3-4 hours
Win 4 buyins.

I wish poker could be like this all the time, I suck at handling variance.

Ok, time for shower+lunch.

Hands!

What in the name of god?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272511 - ..... I have NO CLUE what to do here.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272522 - Speechless.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272524 - What the hell?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272570 - "OK"

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272574 - Nice hand, buddy.

Stnd

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272513 - Uhm.. Okay.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272516 - 97 = nuts

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272502 - yay

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272541 - Stnd.


Interesting/help/bad play

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272499 - The guy leads top pair, slowplays 2 pair (apparently, judging by this hand). That's the main reason I called, I thought for sure he didn't have aces (since the hand just before this he led with his TPGK)

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272540 - I think this was a bad double barrel by me..

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272544 - 17/12 but with like 29 att to steal.. I don't know if I like it or not. I guess he can make crying calls with tens or jacks. It doens't feel right but at the same time I'm kinda lost what to do on turn here if I don't push, maybe the best solution is simply to not 3bet QJo vs him!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272571 - Missed c/r, probably better to just valuebet here.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272573 - I like my line here, although I C/R:ed less than I should have on the turn. 90 maybe?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272572 - Hm, on the one hand I don't want to get pushed off my draw, on the other I want to stack him if I hit and he's on a weaker flushdraw, and we are too deep to do that without me betting. I probably should have bet more tho (it looked less small without the rake added in).


Various

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272533 - Too aggro to even consider folding.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272563 - Didn't want to flip for 200bb vs the 90/60 guy.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272565 - <3 darko

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272567 - Implied maniac odds.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272569 - Sweet turn, but I probably should have bet more on the river (although if I was being results oriented this was probably about right, as he actually thought for a while before calling).


I'll sort out which ones were interesting/I wanted some input on later since this is basically just all the ones I uploaded.

Weeeeeeeeeeee


Celebratory picture, cause all the cool blogs are doing it!



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http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272236 - bleh, I'm not sure I should bet turn --; But I picked up a second draw!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272209 - Stnd. Top set is never good.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272185 - .... KT???

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272171 - CAN I WIN A HAND PLZ? Nooo, of course we have to runner-runner split the pot!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272130 - ......
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272239 - lol obv I shouldn't fold turn, dunno what I was thinking -_- But I never could make as much as a pair vs this guy (after the JT hand), so after waiting for an hour he dumps his 2 buyin stack to some random idiots._.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272088 - Standard awesome flop.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272010 - whatever.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272008 - hey look, tilt, I broke my keyboard, kind of.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272005 - More standard AA losing to idiot who likes to donkbet but of course hits his flush after calling off half his stack.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271959 - - -
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271908 - WHAT THE FUCK

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271905 - God I played this so bad.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271904
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271902

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271901 - awesome timing.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271899 - dunno.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271897 - 84s for stacks preflop.. of course it wins.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271896 - dumb hero call.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271894 meh.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/271892 -.- it held!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272250 - no bad day is complete without an underset.

+ A million hands where I 3bet, money caller calls and raises my cbet on either an A high flop when I have JJ-KK, or on a rag flop when I have AK.

Again. And Again. And again.

So basically dropped 2k from todays highpoint at 6400$ to like 4600.. or 4500, something like that. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Some happy hands:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272261 - dunno about preflop..
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272265 - No.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272263 - =]
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272268 - this guy seriously called me every time preflop, floated a shitload and bet everytime I checked (ie if I didn't cbet cause it was 3 way or something).




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Woke up today at 6:45am for my classes, I felt like shit and hit snooze... til 11:00am. Yeah so I missed my classes today, but I've been pretty sick for most of the week. So WCOOP Event #1 is here and it's the $215 NLHE 6-Max event. Here are some of the interesting hands from my tournament:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272074 - First big hand of my tournament. My image is terrible, I'm raising every other hand, pick up AQ utg raise and flop the nuts. Poker so ez. Except turn card destroys my hand and river the guy shoves over my bet. Yuckkkkk. My river bet should be 300 instead of 420.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272085 - Raise JT, flop an open ended draw. The guy in position minraises the flop so I flat call and bam, hit the nuts on the turn. We get it all-in and I hold vs his top set for a double up 40 mins into the tournament.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272115 - Standard LAG image paying off, as moron 4 bet jams A5 vs my AK.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/272116 - My first real BIG move in the tournament. The turn brought a nice double barrelling card but the guy still calls. River makes it even scarier, and I jam. He can't call me, ship ship!

Ended first break at: 7335 in chips
Ended second break at: 8632 in chips

Still in it, will update w/ more hands later




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