Guy is some MMA-fighter known for some crappy MTV-show, a good record and various entrances which usually includes dancing and hot Asian chicks. Here he speaks about his next fight (tomorrow?) and a lot of the crap he's talking about sounds a bit like some of us thinks about poker. How you need to be on top of your game etc. He might possibly be my favourite fighter, or at least top 5.
So ive been in Thailand for a couple of weeks now. The other night me and Night2o1 decide to hit the town and degen it up for a bit. He knows the area a bit better than i do, so i follow him.
We arrive at the bar area in Chiang Mai a litle late, most places shut around 1am. We find a place and play a little pool. Bar tender asks if we want a single drink sang-som or if we want a bottle - we choose bottle, which commits us to a night of debauchery.
After we polish off the small bottle we hit a ladyboy bar. We order a couple of pink lady-boys as the first cocktail. I tell Night he should ring the bell and buy everyone a drink. Hes such a fuckin degen he sounds off and all the lady-boys chime up.
We get a couple of long-island iced teas, the girls get whatever they want. They pull the shutter down and put on some music for us.
I was now in an illegal lock in with like 10 lady-boys.
So we out to the next joint. And a bunch of us roll out. This one chick in the white was fucking gorgeous. Next thing i know its me and night and 2 lady-boys in a car driving around to Lady GaGa. Night asks for some weed but they only for X. I decline and Night takes a pill at the club.
We sippin black label and are no longer paying for shit. I assure Night ill keep an eye on him even though i have 0% idea whats going on.
I remember dancing with a slutty lady boy. She let me grab her tits and i felt a little balls in the process. Most of u fucking prudes will be like OMFOMFPOGMOFMG at that, but its standard as shit.
I go outside and theres a chcik, shes nice dark skin, but its fucking day light. I meet a bald guy from europe and ask him repeatedly about life in san quentin, and how many years he did. Apparently none, but he did say he put a guy in a wheelchair. I continued to obsess about his time doing bird.
After dissing this chick that her tattoos looked like theyd been done with a guy with a crayola, she whipped off her heel ready to smash my skull in.
Night said hello to a guy coming down the stairs, he said fuck off. Next thing i know this chick was wielding the heel at the guy on tyhe moped, I was standing up looking hard.
We let that shit go, and reported upstairs for some early morning drinks.
We head down to a bar, and a girl whips off her shorts and heads into the moat as some sort of early songkran celebration. Me and night follow.
Night loses his glasses as he swims around fully clothed LOL
Im not sure what happened next but Night went home and i stayed out. I was throwing water all over the joint with a couple of scottish guys.
At one point the scottish guy threw a bucket of water at a moped and knocked the guy off. I maintain that thsi was fucking funny. Night says it wasnt/.
Anyway, just now i took a fucking tuktuk back to base, but had the option of snorting a line for like $2k baht. I offeredc fuckiung 80 and they werent happy.
Also, i fingered a post-ops pussy, felt ok. She was hot i would fucked her for like 400b. The other chick wanted 1k and she was a fucking mother. I felt bad. Couldnt pull the trigger. Offered eifel tower to @Night but he didnt want
Went to the Yankee game last night with my fiance and a female friend of ours who bought us the tickets as an engagement gift. We got shitfaced and had a good time. Had great seats and the yankees won 6-2. My boy Matsui, last years WS MVP, even hit a HR for the Angels in the 2nd and the whole place, including us, gave him a big cheer. It was Jackie Robinson day and everyone was wearing #42, very cool, but also very confusing at times. My fiance can name most of the players, but when they are in the field she couldnt tell one from another with the same jersey on. They announce everyone when they come to bat, and everyone is called by #42 lol. First inning my friend is like, "didnt he just bat?" Only small issue was I came in shorts and a yanks Tshirt, it was 70 degrees at start time. By the 2nd inning it was like below 50 and super windy. Every sweatshirt around was like $100 so I was like fuk that. Ended up buying a yankees blanket($25)that covered all of us since we were all freezing, worked well.
Have not been able to get many hands in at all this month due to engagement and tons of stuff going on. During the week im up at 630 back from work at 630, then hit the gym spend some time w/ the future ball and chain and its like shit I gotta do it all over again. Even if I do get an hour or so of free time Im so physically and mentally drained I dont have it in me to grind. I make it a point to not play when im tired, problem is im always tired. I work from home 1 day a week so I usually play that day but thats not enough.
Anyway I planned on golfing this weekend and some other stuff but looks like rain all weekend so I plan to get some grind in. I still got stuff to do like crap to get a new passport, lookin for a new car, and chillin w/ the woman. I would like to play like 10k hands but 5k would be great. Hopefully writing it here will keep me motivated. Next weekend is super busy for me with a big dinner for my grandparents 50th anniversary and my fiance's bday but after that I have to get into a nice rythym with the gym, poker, and life with a main goal of trying to get more sleep at night.
Really havn't played much, up a lot due to running good/playing really well. Been playing much less omaha (bad action for some reason) and been crushing 5/10 and 10/20 NL instead.
BJJ is going good too. My conditioning sucks ass due to being a lazy poker player but my balance seems to be above average and I'm very limber for my size which helps a ton. In sparring I'm doing ok against most guys, but the ones that are in shape and/or has been doing some kind of grabbling before still have an edge, obviously. I did, however, superown this 30ish y/o 100 and something kilo guy by basically underrestimating his strenght, get pushed to the ground, do some kind of panic-mood-gaurd and then just triangle him. I think he kind of thought I had the same ability as him to actually reach anything with my legs (ie: non to speak of) and got caught of guard by my general awesomeness. Then I managed to do the same thing once again and later sweep -> armbar from mount him all within 3 minutes. It felt really good that stuff actually works.
In positional sparring (no submissions and when you get a dominant pos for 3 sec you just change so the other guy starts in that position) I managed to own my room mate which was really fun since he usually owns me. Then I did some regular sparring against some guy who seemed to be in much better shape then me. Got mount, figured I'd try to do that Aoki-thingy with a gogoplata from mount, obviously failed miserably and got swept. From then on I had some decent armbar attempt from the bottom but in the end he passed me, got my back and RNC'd me.
Was happy about it anyway since I learn stuff. Basically I think I need to do some running or whatever so that I actually get some conditioning going and then figure out wtf I'm supposed to do when I get sidemounted.
Weird thing is that despite actually making more then most people in Sweden does in a year in two weeks I'm still more excited for BJJ then poker right now. That feels a bit weird, but I'll take it I guess.
Really looking forward to Unibet Open Bulgaria in June. It'll be so much fun it's ridiculous. Also, since I'm this new healthier me I might actually be sober enough to hold on to a conversation for a bit so if you're going there don't hesitate to say hi.
Just curious what you low/mid stakes players use for table selection if anything. I tried tabletracker and SpadeEye/Telescope for a day but it got way too confusing and laggy and since datamining isn't allowed I don't feel they help that much. Do you guys actually join waitlists and cut down on tables until you get your spot? How do you decide which tables to waitlist? Is it okay to start new tables? Thanks for help
im blogging about this simply to get it off my chest. my gf is so angrivated she wont talk to me.
my brother has been dead for about 6 months now. and my parents and i talk frequently on good terms. my father and i often go to bars, my mother smoked a little pot with me here and here. we all old steady 40h a week jobs so we dont get much time together (mybe an hour a nite) anyway....
thats background.
i live in nyc queens. last thursday i was arrested in a park playing handball. i got arrested by 4 under cover cops who arrested me and my 2 freinds for smoking pot. cuffed me there , took me down to the station where i waited about 6 hours in a cell with 12 other people that was no bigger than 4x6 - (no exaduration) it had a bench to seat 2. i was then cuffed together in a chain like fasion to 6 other people in the cell where we got on a bus to go to central booking. its about 12 midnight now and we get there. we unload and we are put past the medic and have our mugs taken (yet again) and we get to the first cell. from there i waited no more than2 hours where i was put into another cell where i remained the nite. i got out of that cell about 9am. i was moved to the next cell where i was given a legal aid lawyer to rep me in my case. im in that cell for about 2 hours when im called to the enxt cell. from there i waited about a half hour and i was arraigned. stook infront of a court of about 50 including officials. the case judging took 2 min, i was charged with a class E misdemeanor and i get ACD for 1 year. acd is not as close to probation but its sort of like that. if i be good the charges are dropped. i go home.
so now lets fast foward a week to today.
im in a car ganna smoke with a few freinds and we pull over to get some paper. the next thing i know from the back seat, under cover cops are around the car and they pull us out. i was with 2 boys and a chick i knew. they search all of us were all clean but the one kid holding the pot. they find it and yet again cuff us all and take us down to the station.....one of the arresting undercovers was the SAME one who arrested me last week.... a FUCKING WEEK AGO. so we get donw there and were doing fucking print and mug shots again. then one of the the detecs say about 5 hours into it yea were about to get u guys outa here give us 15 min...so an hour goes by and he gets us these papers with court dates on them. we have to show up at court april 28th 9am for the case.... i have NEVER been let out of a station EVER when i was arrested and i havee been twice before this. i have always been sent to central bookings where id bounce cell to cell for a 20 or 30 hours. i feel like i was blssed with a night tonight. i had my mind set i was not ganna be home for another fucking 30 hours babyyy. i can shit on my toilet , take a shower and smoke BLUNTZZZ.. fuck u cock suckers see u in court
i haven't been putting in the volume i have wanted to, but i had a lot of personal issues come up at the beginning of the month which prevented me from putting in the hours. Anyways, i haven't been this tilted in a long time but oh wells, i've been playing my A game for the most part when I have played so yeah...it will turn...hopefully. Still up 1.5k so i guess i shouldn't be complaining, but jesusususus http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/c8dbc.midmonth.jpg
How do I do this effectively? Right now I'm tempted to just use checks, since Moneybookers is owning the crap out of me. So many problems it's ridiculous. Mostly it's my bank being retarded, and me not being able to find the physical address of MB or where to e-mail their support. It only has a complaint center and some crap FAQ on site.
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