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Well I pretty much lost every pot I played into, I don't think it makes any difference anymore if I go all-in every hand or if I play.
Honestly I do have some leak in my play obviously but what the fuck? I lost straight vs fullhouse in unraised pot.
KK vs AK preflop
Set vs very very lucky flush
Set vs set
KJ vs rivered KQ fullhouse
a few AK on very good board vs set
+ a few pots I played shitty like the 83 hand that didnt turn out so well

I really can't beat NL50 UB, not the player of course, just the software. I am really really tilted right now after having so many shitty beats and I have no idea how to get poker out of my mind. I sure do have rakeback but I really don't fuckin care I feel I lost my money to a rigged software. Now I gotta go to NL25... which is basically easier since the player are more exploitable... However it is long and boring, I wish I could get a good streak at NL50, every single time I switched I started running shitty.


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August 3rd - 6th, 2007

Today's summary:

http://www.coryland.net/uploads/pb080607.jpg

Commentary:

Poker can be a funny motherfucker sometimes. Up a BI+ on Friday, down almost 3 BI's this morning. Fun stuff.

Well I know most of you Eurofags can't really appreciate this, but the greatest baseball player of our - or any - generation is on the verge of breaking baseball's most coveted record: All-time Homeruns. (LOL BALCO BONDS LOL STEROIDS LOL)

I've picked up (2) tickets to tonight's game, and (4) for tomorrow night's game.

I really hope he does it at some point in these next two games, because getting to a weeknight game in the city is kind of a bitch for me, and the prices of these tickets have sky-rocketed ($75/ea for fucking bleacher seats!). This will be the 13th and 14th Giant's games I've gone to this year, and so far my record is 2-10

Content: A pair of chickens suffering a terrible beat

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5498/deadchickenjb9.jpg

Top Winners:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245723 ...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245724 Purdy.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245725


Top Losers

If anyone thinks I could have gotten away from any of these hands, please let me know.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245717 That's the last time I listen to any of you fuckers

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245718 Fuck you...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245720 ...and fuck you.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245722 COOL!

Hands of Note:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/243823 *flex nuts*

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/243827 auto c-bet


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So I’ve finally completed NL 5 after about 6 months and 3 sites!
Here’s my run, bulldozing the penny tables on Pokerstars:

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7716/nl56maxrunmainzt0.jpg

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/3218/nl56maxrunpositionnf2.jpg

There was some standard variance in there, a 10 buy-in downswing, but I’ve become used to it, and It didn’t really effect me at all. But because of the variance in 6-max LAG I decided to use a 30 buy-in rule. Cuz I’m a nit where it counts.

I really feel like I’ve learnt a lot playing NL5 for so long. Because there is so little at stake I have been able to experiment a lot, see what a lot of lines mean, and gain a lot of experience.

I’ve found that this 4 table loose style worked very well, I get enough information about my opponents to adapt. The looseness works because I get into a lot of situations where I can exploit the big leaks in my opponents game: the postflop leaks.

I still feel I have some postflop leaks myself, but I think I have most of the basics down. I’ll continue to gain experience and analyze hands where I feel I can improve.

I’d like to thank pav for the $25 which got me started on stars, and
Midian ,Daut and twotimesopt for making the videos where I learned how to play aggressive poker.
Also thanks to anyone who commented on my hands and gave advice, please continue to tell me how bad I am in future!

Ok, on to NL10! No retreat, no surrender (won’t move down unless bankroll somehow falls below $100)
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well since last week ive been having these ultra dry card sessions and i cant seem to stand any more of these fucking cold runs. im finally deciding to move down to 25nl again and stay there for the meantime up until 2500usd coz i seem to do pretty well there and have had a much higher amount of $$$ playing there than 50nl. well ill post whatever happens gg


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So today I woke up and I looked out from my window only to discover THIS!!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/capaneo/IMG_3348.jpg

Apperently there is some sort of a gay parade goin on around here which is kinda funny. Any how Im bored to tears and I don't feel like playin poker so I just decided to let some people on this forum to know if they want into this I can still hear some of them yelling out side!! You need to hurry!
So like the guy on the mic said 2 min ago for now "just drive safe home and have a good, safe sex!"





















So you think you are running bad?!! Ya?!!























































Try waking up to THIS!!
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/capaneo/IMG_0292.jpg


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i just run good; i have no talent

GG


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I guess I should do some writeup for july but it feels meaningless since i didnt play much at all. Probably ended up in the green for a couple of grand but im not sure. w/e.

This month is my last as a pure professional slacker/pokerplayer. I will be going back to school at the end of august so Im trying to put in as many hours as possible now while I can. It feels kinda good to go back to university again, even though its in a new town and I need to get an new appartment, learn to find my way around etc. Hopefully It will be baller though.

August has been going well so far, but mainly cause ive raped 3/6. I had a nightmare session of 5/10 where i dropped 10k in like 3-4k hands. But ive been grinding it out and now my 5/10 numbers are in the green atleast. Imo theres a pretty big skillgap from 3/6 to 5/10 but I dont care really. I wanna make 5/10 my bitch like before my big cashout and grind it for a good winrate during my years at the univerisity.

Results so far:
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4176/augustzl2.png


Im already longing for bahamas in january and the chance of getting to see milkman in a bikini again. Its going to be awesome.


wang


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I can't handle this shit anymore, FTP here i come ! i will subscribe through LP.net to support the site since its teh shit.

I won't whine here on how much i've been sucked out on and how river is rigged on PS and BOOHOO OOOO /cry/cry/cry T.T whining done, cya !


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Submitted by : TheTrees

Hand #44597000-14653 at Los Angeles (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 05/Aug/07 16:49:15
fuzzylefuzz is at seat 0 with $85.90
evagaba is at seat 1 with $52.70
martyball is at seat 2 with $79.60
GIONNIBGOOD is at seat 3 with $52.35
nobeatsplease is at seat 4 with $22
romncoke89 is at seat 5 with $63.30
The button is at seat 0
evagaba posts the small blind of $.25
martyball posts the big blind of $.50

Holecards(Odds)
fuzzylefuzz :
evagaba: -- --
martyball: -- --
GIONNIBGOOD: -- --
nobeatsplease: -- --
romncoke89: -- --

GIONNIBGOOD calls
nobeatsplease folds
romncoke89 folds
fuzzylefuzz raises to $2.25
evagaba calls
martyball calls
GIONNIBGOOD calls

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9)

   
evagaba checks
martyball checks
GIONNIBGOOD checks
fuzzylefuzz bets $8
evagaba calls
martyball folds
GIONNIBGOOD folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $25.00)

   
evagaba checks
fuzzylefuzz bets $20
evagaba calls

River (Pot : $65.00)

   
evagaba goes all-in for $22.45
fuzzylefuzz calls

Showdown
evagaba shows
evagaba has : full house, tens full of jacks
fuzzylefuzz mucks cards
(fuzzylefuzz has .)

Summary
$3 is raked from a pot of $109.90
evagaba wins $106.90 with full house, tens full of jacks

god i feel helpless cuz it seems like even when i try to play well i lose 3/4 sessions. its so frustrating and i feel so helpless and pathetic all the time cuz im losing. this is even me trying to play well...not rly even tilting or making dumb plays.

ever since i switched to FR i just get crushed and i cant stand it. maybe i need to take like a long long break or something...


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again such a gaysession
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245114 ->is this push ok?!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/245117 ->is it ok to go broke with the second nuts?!

overall iam down 3,5bis i think it isnt too hard to get it back but it piss me off that i play a very good game and i lose i hope i am nl 50 player when iam 19(11th august) and nl 200 palyer up to the end of tghe year...

cheers
and chobo if u dont like me dont comment my blog thx
get rich with ur sngs

lucas


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Just made another final table of a HORSE event. I should be happy with the outcome as i was down to 2000 at 14 people left, but I'm not thrilled with the finish. 88 person event. 16.50 buy-in. I got 3rd for 182 dollars. Another nice finish, but when we were 3-handed, i was the chipleader. A 9 flop comes K 9 4.... he bets, i call.... Q... he bets i call..... A... he bets.... cap. He flips over AA.... i shouldn't have put the 4th bet in. I'm not happy with that... and I only lose 5k in chips (instead of 20k) if ANY other card in the deck hits. I'll shut up now. I should just be happy with 3rd i guess.

Off to Babies R Us to register for the baby shower for my wife.

Good luck at the tables everyone!


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So me and my mate are coming home from the bar when we decide to commit some crime.

We were pretty fuckin smashed so it seemed like a good idea. Then i see the campus security car drive past and i leg it off into the bushes, my friend was further down the road.

He got persued home by security guard then he bailed into some hedges and made it home safe.

However, i was about to take a bad beat in getting home.

Im walking down like 20m from my house. Cop car pulls up - fuck.

http://www.pulsetc.com/image/2003/0514/bouza3.jpg
Cop 1: Quite young, athletic looking. He was calm when he was questioning me although he was using leading questions about crime which i didnt like.

He asks for my drivers licence so i give it to him. I only have a UK licence so its got my UK address on it.

Our conversation went something like this:

Cop: Where do you live?
Me: Sorry?
Cop: Where do you live?
Me: All my info is on my licence
Cop: Thats your UK address, whats your address here?
Me: All my info is on my licence.

There were now like 4 cops on the scene, 2 cop wagons and the campus security guard

ENTER COP 2!
http://www.speakwell.com/well/2006autumn/cinema/fatCop.jpg
Cop 2: Fat old cunt tried to pull the whole "tough cop" routine on me. He hears my conversation and runs over and starts yelling in my face

I continue to respond with "All my info is on my licence"

cop2: DO YOU WANNA BE ARRESTED? WHATS YOUR ADDRESS!?!?
me: all my info is on my licence......

i get thrown against the car LOL

he puts the handcuffs on me and then shouts "WHATS YOUR HOME ADDRESS"

I just look at him and he gives up.

I get put into the back of the car (rear passenger side). Im sitting there and the cops are outside (rear drivers side)

I decide that I could probably make a break for it - so i shuffle along and undo my seatbelt and prepare to escape to victory. Unofrtunatly cop 1 saw me shuffling around and sat in the car with me.

He was filling out forms and i decided it was time to abuse him.

me: I used to bully kids like you when i was at school
cop: oh really?
me: yeah i bet you couldnt fuckin wait to become a cop so you get some power
cop: youre just a loser (i believe this statement to be false)
me: your the loser, id have beaten you up at school and chucked your backpack in the bin

I think then i started to just talk shit to him when he read my rights so hopfully theyd read it out in court. I remember telling him to write down "Rainkhan is good at basketball" but i dunno if he bothered.

I cant remember where the conversation went from there but i remember telling him to beat me up and that he could hit me in the face and stuff lol

So - back to the po po station. They lead me in and im fuckin around still

Theyre getting my possessions off me and im being an arse

First they questioned me about where i got $30 in $2 coins. I think i told them i robbed somebody at first, then told them Id won it on the slot machines (truth) coz i run so hot

The cop couldnt undo my belt buckle and i refused to tell him how to do it - i just told him whether he was hot or cold.

When my belt came off i wiggled about so my trousers fell down around my ankles then proceeded to gyrate around infront of the cops with my tongue out pussy lickin' style.

Then I started to french kiss the glass and tongueing the holes you have to talk through as the cop was sorting out my stuff infront of me

Being that i wasnt getting enough attention - i spat through the little hole. Got some good veloicity on it and managed to hit the lockers

Got shouted at a bit by the other cops then they decided it was time to scare me

Cop: Were gonna put you in with George
me: sweet
cop: george doesnt like white guys - hes gonna have so much fun with you tonight
me: all good man lets go

I get led to georges cell and they open the door. Hes some huge fuck and he was fast asleep. I didnt care and i went to walk in. Naturally they pulled me away and took me to my own cell.

It had all the mod cons youd expect. Toilet, sink, cups, 2 beds, matress.

I coma out and wake up and ive got a free breakfast from them.

I eat that and bang on the doors some more trying to get them to set me free but they tell me i have to wait

Then they bring me out, take my fingerprints and give me a mug shot. Then i get given my shit back.

I ask for a lift home but they dont oblige so i walk around for a bit then find a bus stop and get the bus home.


Court this thursday. should be fun.

brag: have now done time in the joint
beat: criminal record
variance: didnt get shanked

Does anyone else on the site have a record?

liquidcriminals.net



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From my 206 USD I had like 3 weeks ago I've now gotten my BR up to just over 3.4k including 1.4k rakeback playing PLO50,NL50,NL100 and a short session of NL200.

Pretty sweet considering I havn't played much at all.

Yesterday I also practiced my great high-carding skills when I played some poker with some irl-friends. One of them ran sick hawt in "guess the color of the flop" though


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One of the nights after watching Die Hard 4 we decided that we'd all go over to Lyric's place and do some drinking / home game fun / beer pong shit / random hang out stuff. So we called all the LPers that went out to dinner that night to come over.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP01.JPG
Lyric and Mango eating lunch at 1:00am

So we get to Lyric's house and already a bunch of people were over there so we decided to get some beer pong going in the backyard.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP02.JPG
MezmerizePLZ and milkman getting set up for the 1st game

Needless to say... the night was going to be a long one.

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Me & The Boys: SakiSaki, myself, TwistedEcho, and [vital]Myth

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP04.JPG
AWarmPlace (iamalex), SakiSaki, and TwistedEcho

Notice how it is dark outside, that will change later on...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP05.JPG
Obv Myth likes his beer

Inside they decided to play a fun home game:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP06.JPG
actionDJ on the far end of the table. westmenloAA is the dude standing up

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP08.JPG
Blind man's bluff action!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP13.JPG

Over on the other side of the room we have another game going on:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP09.JPG
TYROMPER on the left playing an intense game of CHECKERS!!

Back outside it wasnt looking too good for Echo and Myth:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP07.JPG
Slurp that shit up Myth, dont leave a drop!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP10.JPG
Myth = Champion

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP11.JPG
Mango and milkman getting totally pwned

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP12.JPG
My favorite picture from Vegas. We look so happy lol!

Around this point in the night we made a few crazy prop bets, one being that milkman had to get in Mango's bikini if he lost the beerpong game.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP14.JPG
Echo laying down the law! Myth = Still Champion. Sun = Rising... Fast

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP15.JPG
And obviously milkman loses...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP16.JPG
And we have to capture the moment... Touch the titties!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP17.JPG
actionDJ so hung over, Pavel hating the sun, Sun = Risen

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP18.JPG
Echo, milkman and Mango in the pool

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP19.JPG
Myth totally checking out Echo's package in this picture, sooo caught!

So with the sun out, we moved indoors where we set up an intense game of JENGA!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP20.JPG
Mango testing her luck

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP21.JPG
Lyric trying to help out. How is his hair so flawless at 7:00am?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP22.JPG
Pavel being a total fish at this Jenga game

We all ended up leaving at around 9:00am...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/staff/JonnyCosMo/4WSOP23.JPG
Myth = In need of sunglasses




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Props sir
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Sup Nits:

Tomorrow I'll be playing the Sunday Million for the first time. As some of you guys know, I've had moderate success in MTTs recently... but this is my first foray into the sicko-size field of the SM.

I know the basics (10k chips, starts 25/50, up every 15)... but any general things I should know about if/how this plays differently than other MTTs? How does the skill level compare to others?

Who else is playing? I'll post updates here as I go along tomorrow.

GL.

-nutshot


edit:

Also, I'll be winning the LP Sunday tournament simultaneously.


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I've spent the last day or so analyzing alot of the hands I've been playing, and decided to reshape my game back to the old, with the added knowledge of learning how to play very aggro and how very aggro players think, I will be consistantly playing at 13-15% (runnin good?) and going back to the ABC style that did me so well from the getgo.

I will indefinately be opening my ranges up IP the deeper I get vs other deepstacked players, but other than that I've just found opening with so many of the hands that I've been opening with lately is just, well, a spew.

So, be expecting to seeing alot of solid ABC poker out of me, and alot of high premium hands being posted on the board.

NIT life = winning life = less stressful life
(for me atleast, I'm definately no SakiSaki thats for sure)

I'm pretty much just writing this as a personal reminder that I can see everyday,

GL everyone,
Ryan (DReaMe)


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yea fuck you

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7882/20070804114me9.jpg

fuck the fucking police i hate you i rly hope no lp'er are a police or whatever fuck you

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9650/20070804129cg8.jpg


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Phew!, was a really amazing week (4 days), away from poker I didnt think it would be that awesome (was even planning on bringing my laptop, but i think was better without her).

Anyway, a short resume of my trip, told by pics, hope you enjoy and if your an adventurer and/or ever wanna come to Peru just ask me the details!(im not a travel agent though)


The Trip

As soon as I could see anything after I stepped out of the bus (6am) I could see what our final destination was, Nevado Pastoruri:


http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5491/056mq9.jpg

But first we needed some training, so at 9am of the same day we went on to the Llanganuco Lake, passing by the Puminahui Lake (Eye of Puma):

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8669/084yo4.jpg

And this little fella.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2512/066qu4.jpg
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/6621/067jy6.jpg

We also had to stock up to resist the coldness of tomorrows mountain, so we went a little shopping, this is gf trying out her chullo:

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3795/076nr6.jpg

And this is me, near the glorious Puya Raimondi, it hasnt blossomed yet though, when it does its incredibly amazing:

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2145/086lo5.jpg

Ahhh finally we arrived at the Lake, rented a boat and went deep!

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8159/060un0.jpg


We also ate something and finally came back to town:

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2883/116en1.jpg


Cant really provide pics of the night since this site is also visited by minors :$.


After we healed up it was time to face our real challenge.

We took the bus and 2 hours later we were right at the base. Look at all the pussies on horses! On foot we conquer!

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8605/088or5.jpg

Fuck yeah! (translation : Hard access, but not impossible)

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6011/092pl1.jpg


Finally!, where the fun begins...

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7982/109uu5.jpg

We have to go all the way up there? ugh...


http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7803/100qv5.jpg

We made it, so sick!!!

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3562/103qf5.jpg

Not as sick as this dude though

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2385/106xb7.jpg

We did it, now we can relax on the last day and do some minor adventures:

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/9379/118ss6.jpg

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/2694/125cc9.jpg

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/696/127ru0.jpg

So that was most of my trip, had a blast really, cant quickly remember the last time I had so much fun. Delicious food and great weather revived myself from the laptop I was always staring at.

Anyway Im back now and will probably update in couple of weeks, hope things go smooth with my poker addiction.

GOOD BYE!


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