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but SERIOUSLY how does this keep happening im too pissed off to even write i shud be DOMINATING this stake like i did before but nonono DOOMSWITCH YO ofc it comes always fucking comes uash32723hy7237237h23 everytime hands like retarded shit runner runner overhouse runner runner flush runner runner straight this is just getting too stupid down so much cos of BULLSHIT omgiurjer7uer87er8e8re8r plz ignore this post its for my venting purposes only

now thats out the way i did run sick sick bad today but oh well thats life.

Heres the session in pictures/numbers:

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I have completed the first 2 steps of my 3 step plan to play the $1050 NLH event on Sunday, and it was actually much easier than expected.

Step 1 was playing a $6 Super Tuesday round 1 turbo satellite and winning a round 2 seat, and step 2 was winning the round 2. Now all I have to do is play the round 3 tomorrow and if I win that then I'll be set to use the T$ for the WCOOP event. In the round 3, 1 in every 5 entrants gets a seat, so it's not too hard to win theoretically. The round 2 paid a seat for 1 in every 4.5 entrants, and that was surprisingly easy to play...hopefully I can pull it off. Wish me luck!


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Watched Disturbia last night, surprisingly good.
Common theme between that movie and The Girl Next Door: If you check out your neighbours in a voyeuristic nature, you score yourself a hot blonde.

Sample blondes you might score:
http://www.idmodels.com/sarahroemer/1a.jpg
http://www.aoqd56.dsl.pipex.com/wallpaper/elisha_cuthbert.jpg

Even though my neighbours consist of 1 Korean family, 2 Chinese families and 1 Vietnam family, I'll keep trying

In other news, I bought a pair of binoculars today...

PS: Looking for movie suggestions



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http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1824/phewvt1.jpg
Started off HORRIBLY with KK vs some 60/20 maniac (he 5bet AJ preflop..) who limp called Q9 and flopped 2 pair.

Then I managed to somehow get it in with A high vs a 70/50 crazy person in a 3 bet pot with a gutshot vs his KT flopped nut straight (worst played hand ever by me, I must have been steaming).

I managed to calm down and spent 3 hours playing pretty well until I quit cause I was getting tired and the fish I was staying up for left after winning a semi-big pot.

Submitted by : TianYuan

** Game ID 1619044999 starting - 2007-09-18 01:25:05
** Danny Boy [Hold 'em] (1.00|2.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money
- qqqoooqqq sitting in seat 1 with $372.34 [Dealer]
- pink-pony sitting in seat 2 with $197.00
- joutskari sitting in seat 3 with $350.89
- NilPferD sitting in seat 4 with $197.00
- 88keyz sitting in seat 5 with $207.28
- TanaKa1000 sitting in seat 6 with $332.95
pink-pony posted the small blind - $1.00
joutskari posted the big blind - $2.00

Holecards
   
NilPferD folded
88keyz raised - $8.00
TanaKa1000 called - $8.00
qqqoooqqq called - $8.00
pink-pony called - $8.00
joutskari called - $8.00

Flop (Pot : $40.00)

   
pink-pony checked
joutskari bet - $11.00
88keyz folded
TanaKa1000 called - $11.00
qqqoooqqq raised - $50.00
pink-pony folded
joutskari raised - $89.00
TanaKa1000 folded
qqqoooqqq called - $89.00

Turn (Pot : $229.00)

   
joutskari went all-in - $255.89
qqqoooqqq folded
joutskari mucks:
joutskari wins $481.89 from the main pot
End of game 1619044999

Just kidding.
Is it me or its just finnish people that are retarded. I plan a DJ course for girls teached by a girl dj.
Every guy from our dj club starts to explain me how its wrong to make a difference between guys and girls.
Result is that on our dj course, we have 14 guys, 0 girl.
Speaking to girls, they are saying that they don't want to go in a group where there are only guys and that such a course would be nice.

So tell me. Which way do you swing?

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OK NOW READ THE TEXT


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http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5044/ptstatslm9.jpg

Poker is easy except for NL100

Anyone interested doing some staking/coaching deal for NL100? Might be what I need to improve :/




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lost 1.2k today, cashed out remaining and saved a roll for nl10. i feel like benoit'ing myself.


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I've decided to make a new blog entry for every time I win the biggest pot of my life at that point. So here's #1.

Submitted by : lachlan

PokerStars Game #12108161262: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/09/17 - 10:43:51 (ET)
Table 'Woltjer' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: mali shurda ($4.85 in chips)
Seat 2: jimbob615 ($11.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Wally100000 ($2.97 in chips)
Seat 4: pigeonbutler ($4.45 in chips)
Seat 5: betostio ($2.78 in chips)
Seat 6: halfaneyeope ($9.27 in chips)
Seat 7: caybot ($0.87 in chips)
Seat 8: 06brain20 ($3.09 in chips)
Seat 9: Jeppekilla ($2.39 in chips)
betostio: posts small blind $0.01
halfaneyeope: posts big blind $0.02

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to jimbob615
caybot: calls $0.02
06brain20: raises $0.02 to $0.04
Jeppekilla: calls $0.04
mali shurda: calls $0.04
jimbob615 : calls $0.04
Wally100000: folds
pigeonbutler: folds
betostio: folds
halfaneyeope: calls $0.02
caybot: calls $0.02

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $0.25)

   
halfaneyeope: bets $0.14
caybot: raises $0.14 to $0.28
06brain20: folds
Jeppekilla: folds
mali shurda: folds
jimbob615 : calls $0.28
halfaneyeope: raises $0.72 to $1
caybot: calls $0.55 and is all-in
jimbob615 : calls $0.72

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $3.08)

   
halfaneyeope: bets $2.88
jimbob615 : calls $2.88

River (Pot : $8.84)

   
halfaneyeope: bets $2
jimbob615 : raises $5.38 to $7.38 and is all-in
halfaneyeope: calls $3.35 and is all-in

Showdown
jimbob615 : shows (four of a kind, Deuces)
halfaneyeope: mucks hand
jimbob615 collected $15.95 from side pot
caybot: mucks hand
jimbob615 collected $2.64 from main pot

Summary
Total pot $19.54 Main pot $2.64. Side pot $15.95. | Rake $0.95
Board  
Seat 1: mali shurda folded on the Flop
Seat 2: jimbob615 showed and won ($18.59) with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 3: Wally100000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pigeonbutler (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: betostio (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: halfaneyeope (big blind) mucked
Seat 7: caybot mucked
Seat 8: 06brain20 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Jeppekilla folded on the Flop

In over two years of poker playing and about 200k hands I never saw this

Enjoy

Submitted by : Luna_Bluffgood

Hand #45622843-51254 at Flint (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 17/Sep/07 09:09:39
Dedden1 is at seat 0 with $38.80
HhCMotU23 is at seat 1 with $109.70
Bigaxe is at seat 2 with $103.05
CounTakeshi is at seat 3 with $204.30
Sushi-fish is at seat 4 with $106.35
b_ru05 is at seat 5 with $20.90
The button is at seat 4
b_ru05 posts the small blind of $.50
Dedden1 posts the big blind of $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dedden1: -- --
HhCMotU23: -- --
Bigaxe: -- --
CounTakeshi: -- --
Sushi-fish :
b_ru05: -- --

HhCMotU23 folds
Bigaxe raises to $3.50
CounTakeshi folds
Sushi-fish calls
b_ru05 folds
Dedden1 calls

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $11)

   
Dedden1 checks
Bigaxe bets $11
Sushi-fish calls
Dedden1 goes all-in for $35.30
Bigaxe calls
Sushi-fish calls

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $116.90)

   
Bigaxe goes all-in for $64.25
Sushi-fish calls

River (Pot : $245.40)

   
(no action in this round)

Showdown
Bigaxe shows
Bigaxe has : flush, king high
Sushi-fish shows
Sushi-fish has : flush, ace high
Dedden1 shows
Dedden1 has : flush, king high

Summary
$3 is raked from a total pot of $245.40
$3 is raked from the main pot of $116.90
$0 is raked from side pot #1 of $128.50
Sushi-fish wins the main pot $113.90 with flush, ace high
Sushi-fish wins the side pot $128.50 with flush, ace high

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video is on my myspace


www.myspace.com/jesusthedogeater


didnt hurt that bad. was supposed to get stitches but said fuck it

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Yesterday was a very evil day.
I worked out in the gym for about 1h
then i went for some swim training and did another hour of
pushing myself training as hard as i could.

After i finished my Training it was about 9pm and some friends called me to go for a couple of beers.
I went from training to drinking straight without rest.
Had some beers and got really really drunk

Damn i ve almost never felt so ill the next morning ever in my life.

My head , my stomache -> both showed awful pain
i felt like i d die of thirst but at the same time i couldnt drink anything cause i was going to instapuke ....
I was hungry like hell and i knew my Body was suffering from
lack of food combined with the alcohol and the hard training.

I was in need for carbohydrates minerals and vitamins
but i could not eat -> tried it 2 times but instapuked.

Was a horrible feeling , cause i knew the reason for feeling so sick was not the amount of alcohol alone but the physical strain after the hard workouts and lack of Vitamines and minerals combined with the alcohol.

As some may know i stated eariler in a blog post that i was a drug addict when i was 17-20 years old.
waking up and feeling like shit is something i know very well and i am used to this stuff.
but i havent felt this bad since my last crystal experience
(a bit over 2 years ago)

me as a drug addict with 17years
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/598/ad17dp7.jpg



Its this nice momments when u just want the pain to end , but u know theres nothing u can do.
U re tired but u cant sleep due to the headache
YOu are hungry and thirsty but cant eat nor drink.
every muscle of your whole body hurts.

hidden brag ( i got enough muscle to make it fell like lots of pain when all my msucle hurt )
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1292/adposergz3.jpg

Just in case anyone wonders how my body looks with my average of 20h sports a week. T_T ( allready mentioned i study sports at university and i am an MMA addict)


Yeha after 3 hours of just waiting in pain it got better


Nevertheless i somehow remember Interesting things that happend yesterday.

I met 2 poker players in that bar yesterday one claiming to be a NL200 player on stars and other playing 16 $ 2table SNG.
Actually this is nothing special , but to be honest i dondt know any serious Poker players in RL.
I mean nowadays everybody can play some Poker and almost all my friends have some live Poker experience.
Some poeple i know play NL 10 on party and stars ..
but ive never ever met someone in RL who takes Poker serious
and actually plays with a good amount of money involved.

Funny enough the SNG guy looked a bit like Khan.
And when we all got really drunk and talked about Poker
i got so damn drunk that i thought i was talking to Hevad Khan T_T and asked him if he really is that good at Basketball and if we can play some 1on1.

He was pretty confused

but we had a good time and continued to drink till
we all made ridiculous statements.
The SNG guy seriously claimed to beat AA with 23s on a regular base cause of his insane agressiveness skill.
The NL 200 guy suddenly said that he plays poker for fun and not for the money T_T

Yeha and as far as i remeber i also met a Girl which i kinda molested . But as far as i remember she wasnt too reluctant.

Well Pokerwise
i am on a small break

I had a pretty bad NL25 session and some exams comming up
so i restricted myself from Pokerstars with that gay responsive gambling option ... LOL
and i cashed out my Party Poker BR.

SO i didnt play any serious poker the last days.
Only 2x 250FPP donkaments on party.

I can honestly say now that even though i liked MTT SNGs and intended to play them forever .. It was a good descision to completely change to Cashgame.

donkaments are just luckboxing

I got 67 place out of 680 for 3.75$ in the first tourney
And i got 112 place out of 670 for 0$ in the second.

The hand that curshed me in the first donkament was a preflop all in for 80% of my stack.
A guy raised for half his stack preflop 3 times in a row and never got a caller.
4th time he again raised a big preflop raise and i get AQs
i push over his raise for an all in. he calls and shows A7

needles to say flop came 77A ....

after this hand i was in push or fold mod and lost a coinflip GG

2nd Tourney i just dindt get Hands ...
IN 129 hands i got 1x AK 1x TT and that all about the big hands ...
so i was pretty short 9BB with 113 players left (ITM is TOP 100 for 3$)
i get AK ... my first big hand and go all in.
i got a call by AQo and he hit a flush with his ace on the river.

LOL donkaments with more than 18 players are just soo so luck dependent.

I really cant see how someone could play online Tournaments
with good results over a big sample size without being a luckbox.

The reason i tell u all this is just that i am angry that i always run so bad at Tournaments

well , the blog entry is probably not very interesting T_T

so ill post a brutal UFC fight pic again.


http://www.ufcgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ali-arianny.jpg


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Done for the rest of the month. Dropped another 540 today at 100NL, so about 2k in 2 days. I'm at about -$1560 total for the month with razz + tournies factored it. Cleared a $1500 bonus, so I can roughly call it even. In the next few days, I plan on cashing out of FTP completely (about 2k some there) and just play completely on stars when I come back. I think I'm roughly 38k VPP away from 200k, so I'll get there (about 13k a month) and clear that bonus by end of the year no problem.
Heres my final for September
http://www.sitefights.com/community/art/gawdawaful//septemberfinal.jpg

I can honestly say, I have never been this crushed before, to stop for a month when its just half way through. At the start, it was just me running like shit while I kept my cool and kept grinding it out. The last couple days, I've been tilting a lot easier and spewed away a few buyins. But fuck... I dont even know anymore.

Not too sure what this means, but it makes me feel a bit better
http://www.sitefights.com/community/art/gawdawaful//sep1.jpg


For staying to the end of my whine, and in preparation of the new Resident Evil movie...
http://www.willbueche.com/wallpapers/milla_jovovich_undies1280x720.jpg




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September has been decent enough so far. I'm not running good or anything, but lately I've played some good poker and I'm up about 2.3k so far this month after 31k hands or so. I've raked about 4k too so I'll get like 1.2k in rakeback from that too. Pretty nice. Might get past 10k again this month/next month after rakeback and that'd be nice since I started out with 200 USD 2 months ago or something. That's pretty pwnage. I'll contine to grind out at NL200 for a month or two more at least anyway. I'll try to get back to the very safe BR-habits I had when I first started out because I feel that I play better if I make sure that I don't need to feel any pressure about BR and such.

Law school is pretty fucking gay this semester. A shitload of stuff to do and even though I have a couple of poker players in my class and a few nice friends there are too many retards, bimbos and such. I also heard some stuff about some dude I figured for a good guy that made me mentally note him as a scumbag. Shouldn't complain though, I've got half my lessons with Remmember87 (decent enough poker player and a good person) and even though I don't feel like hanging out with too many of the other ppl (a couple of exceptions, but w/e) I really think that at least a few people in my group are pretty intressting and impressive.

I'm pretty happy with my life overall right now and apperently all of the following will be true for the first time in like 4 years in two weeks:

- My ex, and quite possibly the only girl that I've both really liked AND had a somewhat normal boy-girl-including-everything-relatioship with, and I will be in the same city.

- Neither of us will be in a commited relationship.

shiiip?





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Official update blog... will post updates here.

Level 1: 25/50

88 from BB. Bunch of limpers. UTG raised 6x SB. called for set value. bricked.

AKss UTG+2. 2 limpers. raised 5x BB. cbet took it down.

K6ss from BB. Folded to SB who raises to 150. I call. Flop K x x. SB cbet's. I flat. blank turn. I fire 2/3. SB folds.

AKo from SB. LP raises to 150. CO calls. I just call. Q high flop c/f.

66 from MP. Take down with cbet.

End of Level 1. Chip count: 10600. Level 2: 50/100

First hand Level 2. 77 on button. CO raises to 300. Jd 8d 7x flop. CO bets 525. I raise to 1725. CO calls. 3h turn. CO checks. I bet 3100. CO c/r AI. Shows KK. no 2 outter... up to 21.5K.

Just going to run chip updates and big hands from now on...

22550 @ first break. at a great table.

Level 3: 100/200.

Eliminated small stack w/ JJ. up to 23.5K

Bill Chen moved my direct left.

End of Level 3. Chip Count: 24990. Level 4 150/300.

End of Level 4. Chip Count: 26790. Not much going on that level. Level 5: 200/400.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/273792

Up to 39K...

End of Level 5. Chip Count: 39815. Good level. Level 6: 300/600.

End of Level 6. Chip Count: 36490.

awful level... down to 16K...

End of Level 7. Chip Count: 15435. Level 8: 400/800 50a

End of Level 8. Chip Count: 11135. Level 9: 500/1000 75a. Life Support imminent.

End of Level 9. Chip Count: 21435. Level 10: 600/1200 100a. Nursing this shorty... trying to get upward movement...

End of Level 10. Chip Count: 14985. Perfect double up hand.. villain hit 3 outter on river to chop. So sick. 937 left. 900 paid. Sitting in 881st. Level 11: 750/1500 150a.

Update.. in the money.. barely...

tripled up. time to boogy. 30K

busto. 801st. gg.



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Fuck, I thought NL400 would be as juicy or maybe just a little tougher than NL200.

Sick nits!!!, its basically impossible to make money there!..

This is the first day that I run good there, and to win I have to run EXTREMELY good. Its sick.

I had to get AA vs KK and fullhouse over fullhouse to get this score, and even then the FH vs FH he only called my river bet didnt even shove on me, its sickening.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7536/porfinnl400ch3.jpg

And this is from yesterday, still runnig nice at NL200

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/709/nl200ayerns3.jpg

I dunno, guess NL200 is the better choice still, NL400 is full of the same rock people in basically all the tables, and even then, a couple of good players that know how to play and makes it hard.

Darn it maybe i need to 6 max or something.

gotta document my hot run so that I can look back here if I start to run bad.


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And its always nice to hit a heater when u move up

Running hot, playing well, all good. I'm happy now, i was so tilted a few days ago chatting abuse to random observers on tables and everything for no reason. Ah well.

Also won my biggest pot ever, and i sucked out in it woot

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/273508

dont think im ever folding that anyway so shipship

Going back to uni 2morro as well so this is nice.

Stats belowz:

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/4104/nl252kpu3.jpg

Ive noticed my turn/river aggression factors are really low, should i be two/three barreling more? or is this okay?

Hope u all running as well as i have been~~


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So this weekend i had completely free and i decided to dedicate it to poker only, since my things where going really bad this month, friday and saturday was not an exception they were awful, but today i promised myself to play at least 5K hands. I am satisfied with my play today, made some good calls, some good folds, overally i feel like i have played my best poker. And this is my best day this month so far. So here are the results:
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/204/bestdaymh6.jpg
As you can see this is -1.45BB/100. I don't feel like i got sucked out too much or anything i feel i have played well today, just my hands were paid of like never, and when i won a 300bb pot i felt like winning bad beat jackpot. Damn it feels so bad dropping down from 400nl to 100nl and still being unable to win T.T
brb suicide



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I must come back to NL10 (

NL20 EV graph:

http://campclan.wz.cz/sux.jpg

I play 3000$ freeroll tonight so gl to me

Cya!


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well i guess lee felt kind of sad for me after my last blogpost so he glowfied my screenname yesterday and let me profit 1500 on 2/4 hu whilst pretty drunk.

love you lee.

one thing to another i havent bought a watch yet, i gotta deal with that pretty soon.

sINcerely,
Viktor


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Well

i want to make an awesome blog post
but i feel like aodjcnoiuabsdoicubasdoiucb in my head

GL All


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