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Me and Stim are having a random convo, and it turns out like this:

TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:27 PM): rush runs bad at life
Dak DDong (5:23:56 PM): lmao
TheSexinatorDBo (5:25:46 PM): he should just benoit himself ;o
Dak DDong (5:24:33 PM): yea, like that's a great way to go. Just kill yourself and everyone around you when you're having it tough
TheSexinatorDBo (5:26:21 PM): QFT
TheSexinatorDBo (5:26:49 PM): if you are going to go out can atleast take some niggas wif you
Dak DDong (5:25:45 PM): i was thinking
Dak DDong (5:25:49 PM): if i was gonna commit suicide
Dak DDong (5:25:53 PM): i'd do it on a busy highway
Dak DDong (5:25:55 PM): like I-5
Dak DDong (5:26:00 PM): like around 3 pm
Dak DDong (5:26:03 PM): then
Dak DDong (5:26:07 PM): i'm inconviencing like
Dak DDong (5:26:09 PM): 2000 people
Dak DDong (5:26:14 PM): out of like 5 hrs of their life
Dak DDong (5:26:20 PM): that's 2000x5
Dak DDong (5:26:25 PM): sooo many hrs
Dak DDong (5:26:26 PM): ahaha!
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:09 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:26:35 PM): no
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:13 PM): good way
Dak DDong (5:26:38 PM): even more people than that
Dak DDong (5:26:41 PM): or
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:20 PM): i seen someone do that
Dak DDong (5:26:44 PM): i'll steal a semi truck
Dak DDong (5:26:47 PM): and drive it through the median
Dak DDong (5:26:51 PM): and crash it
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:28 PM): they ran out and jumped infront of a car
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:31 PM): well i didnt see it
Dak DDong (5:26:56 PM): but
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:36 PM): but i seen the body on the way back from the beach
Dak DDong (5:27:00 PM): not after i put in C4
Dak DDong (5:27:04 PM): and blow it up in the middle of I-5
Dak DDong (5:27:07 PM): then it's GG for like 2 days
Dak DDong (5:27:13 PM): that's like 10's of thousands of commuters
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:54 PM): lol
Dak DDong (5:27:17 PM): eZed
TheSexinatorDBo (5:28:55 PM): you dick
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:02 PM): thatd like own the economy of oregon
Dak DDong (5:27:29 PM): ahaha yea
Dak DDong (5:27:31 PM): seriously
Dak DDong (5:27:36 PM): but if i was gonna be an asshole
Dak DDong (5:27:37 PM): and killmyself
Dak DDong (5:27:42 PM): might as well go out with a huge bang
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:23 PM): true dat
Dak DDong (5:27:47 PM): cash otu my roll
Dak DDong (5:27:51 PM): and spend it on bombs
Dak DDong (5:27:52 PM): LOL
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:31 PM): make it obvious you killed yourself
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:34 PM): youd be famous
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:43 PM): like shoot yourself first
TheSexinatorDBo (5:29:51 PM): so its obv not just an accident
Dak DDong (5:31:30 PM): well
Dak DDong (5:31:35 PM): if my STOLEN semi-truke
Dak DDong (5:31:39 PM): blew up with c4 explosives
Dak DDong (5:31:44 PM): after crashing ti through the median
Dak DDong (5:31:51 PM): then i think they know i GG'd oregon
Dak DDong (5:31:56 PM): but
TheSexinatorDBo (5:33:35 PM): theyd call you a failed terrorist and everyone wo uld laugh at you
Dak DDong (5:32:02 PM): i'd go on a huge car chase first
Dak DDong (5:32:05 PM): and drive down to cali
Dak DDong (5:32:10 PM): and drive the truck into your house
Dak DDong (5:32:23 PM): no
Dak DDong (5:32:28 PM): they wouldn't call me a terrorist
Dak DDong (5:32:29 PM): i'm not brown
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:23 PM): sure they will
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:32 PM): the republicans will anyways
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:45 PM): and say we need someone strong on terrorism. and they will win the elections
TheSexinatorDBo (5:34:56 PM): so you wont just fuck over oregon, youd fuck over the world.
TheSexinatorDBo (5:35:09 PM): so id dick you up and shit on your body every damn day
Dak DDong (5:34:00 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:34:07 PM): dude
Dak DDong (5:34:09 PM): that's totally true
Dak DDong (5:34:10 PM): ahaha
Dak DDong (5:34:11 PM): gg world
Dak DDong (5:34:14 PM): god i'm so great
Dak DDong (5:34:19 PM): that'd be pwnage
Dak DDong (5:34:25 PM): what a way to go
Dak DDong (5:34:30 PM): send a ripple through the world
Dak DDong (5:34:33 PM): like the 9/11 terrorists
Dak DDong (5:34:38 PM): they GG'd their motherland
Dak DDong (5:34:41 PM): cuz of their attacks
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:21 PM): LOL
Dak DDong (5:34:43 PM): eZed
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:24 PM): thats what that was all about
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:31 PM): not allah or occupation
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:39 PM): because they were pissed at their country
Dak DDong (5:35:03 PM): to fuck over allah's land man
TheSexinatorDBo (5:36:40 PM): lmao
Dak DDong (5:35:07 PM): hahaha
Dak DDong (5:35:13 PM): WE JUST MADE A STARTLING REVELATION


We have found the truth. The cia is going to come get me now.

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Taken from: http://www.ncpc.org/cyberbullying

"If you' re like most teenagers, you spend a lot of time on a cell phone or instant messenger...You may have online friends whom you’ve never met in person, with whom you play games and exchange messages.Teens’ lives exist in a variety of places such as school hallways, part-time jobs, and friends’ houses. Now many teens also have lives on the Internet. And bullying has followed teens online.


Online bullying, called cyberbullying, happens when teens use the Internet, cell phones, or other devices to send or post text or images intended to hurt or embarrass another person. Cyberbullying is a problem affecting almost half of all American teens."

This is an abomination that needs to stop. I for one am in total agreement with this article. Cyberbullying is a big problem nowadays and steps must be done to insure the safety of all people on the internet....




Yea right, you really expect me to say something like that reading this?
OH NOES SOMEONE IS INSULTING ME OVA THE INTARWEBS. I'M GONNA GO SLIT MY WRISTS.

Since when has our society become this spineless as to come up with bullshit like CYBERBULLYING. Holy shit this puts me on perma life tilt. I understand regular old fashioned bullying where you give the poor little kid a nice full course in bullying topped off with a swirly in the dirty toilet. But damn, someone typing "YOU ARE TEH GAYZ" over the internet is not something we should be losing sleep over. The longer i live the more i hate humanity.

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so i woke up this morning to drive back home to portland, only to find my car stolen. Just finished meeting with the police to report it stolen. Bad beat anyone?

i'm on fucking life tilt.

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goddamn just finished a sickass HU session. Every pot was raised, 3 bet or 4 bet. Traded stacks at least once every 10 hands. ended with a 750 stack. The donkey did 5 river suckouts that sent his stack to 500+. But after these 2 key hands it was over.

Submitted by : YoMeR

Hand #40568384-54273 at Irvine (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 04/Apr/07 23:17:56

FoldingChick is at seat 0 with $446 .65 .
onegoodplayer is at seat 1 with $211 .45 .
The button is at seat 1 .

onegoodplayer posts the small blind of $ .25 .
FoldingChick posts the big blind of $ .50 .


Holecards
FoldingChick: -- --
onegoodplayer: JsKh


onegoodplayer raises to $1 .50 . FoldingChick calls .



Flop

TdQdQc

FoldingChick bets $3 . onegoodplayer calls .


Turn

TdQdQc9s

FoldingChick bets $9 . onegoodplayer raises to $36 .
FoldingChick calls .


River

TdQdQc9s7h

FoldingChick bets $81 . onegoodplayer goes all-in for
$170 .95 . FoldingChick calls .




Showdown

onegoodplayer showsJsKh .
onegoodplayer hasJsKhTdQd9s : straight, king high .
FoldingChick mucks cards .
(FoldingChick hasTs6c .)



Summary

$ .50 is raked from a pot of $422 .90 .
onegoodplayer wins $422 .40 with straight, king high .
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The jolt of the plane's landing gear woke me up for my slumber and I swore under my breathe as i couldn't get any sleep during the 11 hour flight across the pacific ocean and was just tryin to catch some Zzz's during the last 2.5 hr transfer flight from Tokyo to Busan. After an excruciating 10 min of waiting for the slowass plane people to finally open the plane hatch My mom and I finally got off that plane. After getting our bags from the baggage claim We proceeded to catch a cab and make our way to Masan. It was nice being back in Korea and i enjoyed the familar yet new sights of the Masan streets and the mass of fobs running around with their little school uniforms and chatting into their high tech cell phones.

Meeting with some of the Fam was great and Sam Kim's happiness level increased. Now after a delicously cooked meal made with an aunties love nature called. So i quickly excused myself and headed over to the bathroom. It looked pretty standard except the toilet: any forienger would immediately note all the f'in buttons and gadgets surrounding this mysterious bowl of water. I cautiously sat on it and proceeded to drop the kids off at the pool oblivious to the knowledge of the disaster that awaited me. It was time to wipe down my bottom and to my surprise and delight the toilet paper was of high quality material and upon further inspection the toilet paper was even fused with moisturizing lotion! Oh the joy! I quickly ripped off a healthy chunk of this wonderful toilet paper and proceeded to do what people do to clean themselves. As i shifted my weight the toilet let out a loud creak and i felt the toilet shudder under my massive butt cheeks. Obviously wiping once wasn't enough. So i repeated the first cycle and when i shifted weight again i heard a loud crack. and felt myself slipping to the side. I let out a surprised "WTF" and inspected the toilet seat. To my dismay the toilet seat snapped at the hinges! For a toilet designed for 5 foot 100 pound koreans it just couldn't hold the beast of a man that was Sam Kim currently clocking in at 6'1 240 pounds. I let out a laugh and nervously attempted to put the toilet seat in its original condition. GG toilet Seat.

The 2nd wake up call that i really was in korea was made apparent the following morning. I wake up to the smell of delicously cooked korean food at 8 AM in the morning. So i get up and have my fill and proceed to take a shower. I didn't notice the previous night that the tub didn't have any curtains and was elevated about a yard above the bathroom floor.

oh well it's all good i love it here but i still gg'd the toilet seat and still remains gg'd to this day.

feels kinda wierd me sitting here grinding mid stakes poker while my cousin is across the room trading stocks, options, etc that are worth 10's of thousands.

goddamnit.

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Yep forces me to move down after a brutal 50kish hands.

FR PT stats: -$1977.30 @ -2.21bb/100 over 44,832 hands
6max PT stats: -$41.35 @ -.44bb/100 over 4,725 hands

lost pretty much every tourny thus far as well cept one FT that kept me goin somewhat

Pretty brutal stuff over the past 2.5 weeks

I better not have to move down farther than NL50 tho.

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Here's to lee
-$1,901.60 @ -2.22bb/100 over 42,830 hands

this beer's for you. You fucker.

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-$1,752.25 @ -4.35bb/100 over 20,151 hands


what in the fuck happened this past week.

if i lose like 5 more buyins i gotta move back down to NL50


fuck you lee.

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Well first big downswing today. - 9 buyins for this 5.5k hand session

first 11k hands of NL100: -893 at -4bb/100...fuck great start. Prob set me back a week at least.

starting roll today 4.2k.

ended @ 3.1k: lost 100 in tournies too. fucking donkaments

Starting roll since Jan 08: $110

now: 3.1k

fuck you lee.

Maybe i'll post a screen shot of my PT stats.

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So I finally reached my Goal of being rolled for NL100 today. A bit ahead of schedule as i was going to try and reach it by end of next week. But good fortunes good i guess. I took down the $20 180 man sng for $1080 which was a nice boost in my bankroll.

I went off to a nice start in the tourny with this hand

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/136848

Then a few hours later I was Chip leader after a few bad beats, sucking out, tosses, and trapping hoes.

The turning point came in the tourny with this hand. We have some history.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/136894

Nico was a fairly decent tricky player.

From flop call i put him on K9/A9 almost instantly.

the turn gave me the open ender and he flat called yet again as he probably put me on a busted hand or under pair.

The river all in really confused me as his other actions weren't really consistant at all. He definately bet like the K helped him. I put him on K9 or air. But I didn't think K9 would just push, as previous hands he value bet much smaller with hands like AA. So it leaned towards a call and i was right. That made me the massive chip leader. A cool thing to add was that i was listening to the Final Fantasy soundtrack while playing and right when i took down this pot the victory theme played. Made me real happy ;D

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/136903

I came into the heads up as a 4:1 chip lead but fucked up horribly leaving us an even match. I started to up the agression by 3 betting a wider range. I guess he was on some weird monkey rebluff and let me take down the tourny without too much trouble.

GG.

A thing to note tho is that the NL50 tables became surprising agressive. People started to 3 bet much lighter. Call 3 bets light, even float, and call 4 bet light too. The upped agression had me to adjust my game a bit more. And 3 bet a bit tighter and bet strong with strong hands as they never believe you in the Button raises, or blind vs blind battles anymore.

Well time to start crackin on NL100 now.

Current roll $2,988.04 Since Jan 08 2007.

Starting roll: $110.00

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