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YoMeR United States. Mar 22 2007 20:11. Posts 12438

The jolt of the plane's landing gear woke me up for my slumber and I swore under my breathe as i couldn't get any sleep during the 11 hour flight across the pacific ocean and was just tryin to catch some Zzz's during the last 2.5 hr transfer flight from Tokyo to Busan. After an excruciating 10 min of waiting for the slowass plane people to finally open the plane hatch My mom and I finally got off that plane. After getting our bags from the baggage claim We proceeded to catch a cab and make our way to Masan. It was nice being back in Korea and i enjoyed the familar yet new sights of the Masan streets and the mass of fobs running around with their little school uniforms and chatting into their high tech cell phones.

Meeting with some of the Fam was great and Sam Kim's happiness level increased. Now after a delicously cooked meal made with an aunties love nature called. So i quickly excused myself and headed over to the bathroom. It looked pretty standard except the toilet: any forienger would immediately note all the f'in buttons and gadgets surrounding this mysterious bowl of water. I cautiously sat on it and proceeded to drop the kids off at the pool oblivious to the knowledge of the disaster that awaited me. It was time to wipe down my bottom and to my surprise and delight the toilet paper was of high quality material and upon further inspection the toilet paper was even fused with moisturizing lotion! Oh the joy! I quickly ripped off a healthy chunk of this wonderful toilet paper and proceeded to do what people do to clean themselves. As i shifted my weight the toilet let out a loud creak and i felt the toilet shudder under my massive butt cheeks. Obviously wiping once wasn't enough. So i repeated the first cycle and when i shifted weight again i heard a loud crack. and felt myself slipping to the side. I let out a surprised "WTF" and inspected the toilet seat. To my dismay the toilet seat snapped at the hinges! For a toilet designed for 5 foot 100 pound koreans it just couldn't hold the beast of a man that was Sam Kim currently clocking in at 6'1 240 pounds. I let out a laugh and nervously attempted to put the toilet seat in its original condition. GG toilet Seat.

The 2nd wake up call that i really was in korea was made apparent the following morning. I wake up to the smell of delicously cooked korean food at 8 AM in the morning. So i get up and have my fill and proceed to take a shower. I didn't notice the previous night that the tub didn't have any curtains and was elevated about a yard above the bathroom floor.

oh well it's all good i love it here but i still gg'd the toilet seat and still remains gg'd to this day.

feels kinda wierd me sitting here grinding mid stakes poker while my cousin is across the room trading stocks, options, etc that are worth 10's of thousands.

goddamnit.