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I like the banner but it needed a couple of subtle changes. So i went ahead and took the initiative so Nazgul didnt have to worry about it.

I sent it to Nazgul on MSN:

Sam says: Do you like the new banners i made?

Nazgul says: post them in your blog, tell people if they like them they should spam my PM inbox and flood the main poker forum with "VOTE YES"

Sam says: that seems a little out of character, but ok.

You heard the man, so here they are.

option 1:



option 2:



Each one has an updated slogan. I changed the old (and cliche) AA to a joker and an uno card. The most powerful hand in texas holdem.

You can also ban floofy from the top menu.

And as some of you more vigilant people might notice - im logged in as nazgul, giving me full admin powers. If anyone else wants this

Username: Nazgul
Password: Nazgul

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As if my life wasnt just one massive brag after another already - my medallion arrived today.


What kind of balla shit could need such a fantastic display box?


OH SNAP! Its world champion poker professional and PokerStars team member Chris Moneymaker!



SICK WIDDIT CATS DONT GOT THESE!


I got 275/2000 so you better hurry up and buy one if you were planning on getting one.

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this bar we went to had this snow bar mat thing to put drinks on.

naturally...



sicklife

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so its like 2am

everyone goes home from the city

im like NAH WAY SON and trot off to the casino for some live 2/5 NL

I im up like $60 or something after i pick up JJ and bet a safe flop and my opponent folds

then i get 87s on the button i think, so i raise it up and get 1 call im like SWEET

flop T62r

FUCKING SWEET I GOT A GUTSHOT I BET $35

he raises to $70

i call

turn is fuck all

he bets $85 or some shit and i call

then river is a fucking brick and i check and he bets all in - you stupid fat cunt i hope you die.

Then i pick up KK later on

Its raised to $20 PF with like 4 callers, i have like $108 so naturally i raise to $80 LOL leaving me $28 behind

2 callers

KQJr flop i push for $28

2 calls including fat cunt.

turn 9 UAIHSFJK:Wf WHY DONT I JUST FUCKING MUCK PF AND WALK OFF

river 6 or some bullshit

he turns QT for the straight

HOPE YOU CRASH ON YOUR WAY HOME CUNT

FUCKIN RIGGED

I LEAVE

I AM POOR

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as you know i get mad crazy chicks

remember that one who i asked for text advice off, well she was at party tonight and she told her bet friend she wants to jump me - shes pretty hammered but ill allow it for this one time YUP YUP YUP YUPPPPPPPPPPP

only problem is im getting cock blocked by my flatmate who despite telling to me to find another girl to fuck obviously got mad jealous when she saw us together and she kept interupting and now im stuck in the middle of a sweet fuckin dilema

we all going into the city in a couple of hours to continue drinking. Lets pull the fuckin stops out

fuck it im gonna go for gold

CLICK CLICK BOOYA

MY ROLL SHIT BE UP TO PAR

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1: fall over when youre drunk and cut your hand so it looks like a vagina. Draw on the naughty bits



2: Practise your technique. *mmmm-alulululul!*



I really need to get a job...

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i lol'd at this plate of the car parked infront of me.

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lets all be supportive.
they all laughed at michael jordan when he tried to become a baseball player after retiring from basketball - dont let the haters get you down Tom! I BELIEVE IN YOUR TALENT!



The first local competition he entered. Despite the small field of 3 people Tom managed to take home bronze. Well done tom.


He decided he needed something to give him an edge. He managed to pick up these - they were on sale, reduced to clear.



The results speak for themselves.

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The following events are true.

Some other great quotes:

"You are like a bear, you marry female bear"
and
"You like a white pig - you white and fat"



Last night i discovered her kryptonite when it came to turning her on so shes got no chance at resisting my charms.

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Helping build a safer community



and one for your blogs:

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