Murphys Law

Been a huge eminem fan fo-eva-eva, his last 2 albums sucked, not even any good songs nevermind great songs. Picked up his new album Recovery today, Em is back. Enough with the bullshit songs about Jessica simpson and using arab voices. Songs are awesome and the lyrics are unbelievable like I expect from the greatest lyricist ever. Save ur breath if you wanna debate that.

Heres some lines from one song (Wont back Down) that sums it up:

These other cats aint metaphorically where im at, man/I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said "Settle your fukin ass down, Im ready for some combat,man"/get it? Calm Bat Man? Nah, ain't nobody whose as bomb and as/nuts, lines are like Mom's cat scans, cause they fukin go ba-na-nas

My favorite:

My filet is smokin weed, yeah faggot the stakes are high

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Fuck the middle man, go to the source!

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Random stuff going on lately.

Monday the 14th was my bday so now im mad old at 24. Lots of celebrating all weekend including trip to Yonker raceway with friends for some horsie races saturday night. Not super exiciting when its the charriot or whatever racees i like just horses and jockies. Hit like one trifecta and nothing else, had a good time tho.

Been watching the world cup. Not a fan of soccer until this world cup, after watching England vs US and some other games Ive actually started to enjoy watching people pass the ball around for 90 minutes. Few issues with the game tho. WTF is with draws. Nobody like to win in this sport? 90 minutes of circle jerking and then its like "OK we tied good job that was fun" How can competitive people not want to fkin win?!?! aLSO, shut those fukin horns up. Makes my ears bleed. I watch soccer on mute now. Fukin obnoxious.


Got a 50 dollar bet with StreetsonFire for who does better in the LP thingy. ATM he has 7 i have 5. I didnt even contemplate picking any draws nor did i notice it was an option, of course like every match is a draw. Anyway i plan to win this with random button clicking skills. We also have a 25 last longer bet i have spain he has brazil, OBVIOUSLY spain loses to fukin SWITZERLAND??! fo real?!?! Swiss defense is nothing like their cheese apparently.

Gonna be an awesome weekend starting today. NBA finals wraps up tonight, US OPEN starts which im super exicted about. Got a party friday night gonna get shitfaced, saturday golfing and sunday drinking and watching US Open all day. Maybe some pokers in there too. Cant wait.

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Starting playing the 100NL 20-50bb games. These things are fkin awesome. Obviously not as fun at 100bb or deep poker since you cant get too creative when dealing with alot of shortstacks, but super profitable. Im running way below EV and still crushing. People are just BAD. Sort of swingy with SSers and stuff but so worth it imo. Plan on crushing this for a while.

Some fun hands from a short 500 hand session:

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PokerStars Game #45256861961: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:50:46 ET
Table Lupus II 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: 24_Bauer_24 ($30 in chips)
Seat 2: nicourli ($59.85 in chips)
Seat 3: torogimaster ($15.95 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($78.65 in chips)
Seat 6: michael40982 ($68.25 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.50
michael40982: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
24_Bauer_24: folds
nicourli: folds
torogimaster: raises $1 to $2
Hero: raises $5 to $7
michael40982: folds
torogimaster: calls $5

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)

   
Hero: bets $14
torogimaster: calls $8.95 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($5.05) returned to Hero

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $32.90)

   

River (Pot : $32.90)

   

Showdown
Hero: shows (a pair of Aces)
torogimaster: shows (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
torogimaster collected $31.30 from pot

Summary
Total pot $32.90 | Rake $1.60
Board  
Seat 1: 24_Bauer_24 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: nicourli folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: torogimaster (button) showed and won ($31.30) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 4: Hero (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: michael40982 (big blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #45257030840: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:55:13 ET
Table Helionape III 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: TenerifeBel ($20 in chips)
Seat 2: dejfffino ($67.70 in chips)
Seat 3: dsmjorado ($74.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hans29 ($54.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Jesus Lester ($20.35 in chips)
Jesus Lester: posts small blind $0.50
TenerifeBel: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
dejfffino: folds
dsmjorado: calls $1
hans29: folds
Hero: raises $3 to $4
Jesus Lester: folds
TenerifeBel: folds
dsmjorado: calls $3

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $9.50)

   
dsmjorado: checks
Hero: bets $5
dsmjorado: calls $5

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $19.50)

   
dsmjorado: checks
Hero: checks

River (Pot : $19.50)

   
dsmjorado: checks
Hero: checks

Showdown
dsmjorado: shows (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Hero: shows (two pair, Jacks and Fours - Ace kicker)
Hero collected $18.55 from pot

Summary
Total pot $19.50 | Rake $0.95
Board  
Seat 1: TenerifeBel (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: dejfffino folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: dsmjorado showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 4: hans29 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: Hero (button) showed and won ($18.55) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 6: Jesus Lester (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #45257103295: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:57:44 ET
Table Helionape III 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TenerifeBel ($20 in chips)
Seat 2: dejfffino ($66.20 in chips)
Seat 3: dsmjorado ($63.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hans29 ($58.55 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($59.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Jesus Lester ($19.85 in chips)
hans29: posts small blind $0.50
Hero: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Jesus Lester: folds
TenerifeBel: folds
dejfffino: folds
dsmjorado: calls $1
hans29: folds
Hero: checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $2.50)

   
Hero: bets $2
dsmjorado: calls $2

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $6.50)

   
Hero: bets $3
dsmjorado: calls $3

River (Pot : $12.50)

   
Hero: checks
dsmjorado: bets $9
Hero: calls $9

Showdown
dsmjorado: shows (a pair of Threes)
Hero: shows (two pair, Fours and Threes)
Hero collected $29.05 from pot

Summary
Total pot $30.50 | Rake $1.45
Board  
Seat 1: TenerifeBel folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: dejfffino folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: dsmjorado (button) showed and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 4: hans29 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) showed and won ($29.05) with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 6: Jesus Lester folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #45257162180: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 19:59:47 ET
Table Telesto 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: gerhard1806 ($66.95 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($56.50 in chips)
Seat 3: jonny1st ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: alextri7 ($24.55 in chips)
Seat 5: gollosb ($22 in chips)
Seat 6: lapyan ($81.05 in chips)
lapyan: posts small blind $0.50
gerhard1806: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $2 to $3
jonny1st: folds
alextri7: folds
gollosb: folds
lapyan: folds
gerhard1806: calls $2

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.50)

   
gerhard1806: bets $4
Hero: raises $7 to $11
gerhard1806: calls $7

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $28.50)

   
gerhard1806: bets $10
Hero: calls $10

River (Pot : $48.50)

   
gerhard1806: bets $10
Hero: calls $10

Showdown
gerhard1806: shows (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
Hero: shows (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Hero collected $65.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $68.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: gerhard1806 (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces
Seat 2: Hero showed and won ($65.50) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 3: jonny1st folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: alextri7 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: gollosb (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: lapyan (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #45257228350: Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1.00 USD) - 2010/06/08 20:01:49 ET
Table Tekmessa 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Jesus Lester ($17 in chips)
Seat 2: jonny1st ($55.05 in chips)
Seat 3: TyrannyNow ($38.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($116.60 in chips)
Seat 5: BRutuSsS09 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: jonke84 ($30.90 in chips)
jonke84: posts small blind $0.50
Jesus Lester: posts big blind $1

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
jonny1st: folds
TyrannyNow: folds
Hero: raises $2 to $3
BRutuSsS09: folds
jonke84: calls $2.50
Jesus Lester: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $7.00)

   
jonke84: checks
Hero: bets $4
jonke84: calls $4

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.00)

   
jonke84: checks
Hero: bets $10
jonke84: calls $10

River (Pot : $35.00)

   
jonke84: bets $13.90 and is all-in
Hero: calls $13.90

Showdown
jonke84: shows (a pair of Eights)
Hero: shows (a pair of Kings)
Hero collected $59.80 from pot
jonke84 leaves the table

Summary
Total pot $62.80 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: Jesus Lester (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: jonny1st folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: TyrannyNow folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Hero showed and won ($59.80) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: BRutuSsS09 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: jonke84 (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Eights

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Got a new car today, 2007 350z w/ 17k miles, fully loaded navigation etc....Love this thing, so fun to drive, many speeding tickets in mah future.







POKER:

Havent played much online lately but plan to play a ton of 50NL over the next 2 months.

Went to Mohegan Sun for a friends bday this past saturday. We went to a nice dinner then hit up a club for a bit and did some gambling, prolly lost like 150 at roulette. Didnt think I would get to play poker but people starting headin up to sleep at like 2AM so I was like fuk it im playing some 2/5 NL. My fiance came and watched and she is my luck charm. I was fukin hammered and everyone knew it, this gives you a TON of action. Biggest hand I played was with AKo. Keep in mind everyone at this table was fukin terrible. Some random azn limps utg, other dude raises to 25, i make it 75. Limper calls 70 more lol (no he wasnt trapping haha) other dude calls too. Flop comes the absolute nuts for me, A46ss. Both had around 250 so I just shoved for like 350 and the crazy limper calls with AJo. I made a scene and was loud and people got pissed, this generated more action. Also this dude at my table was the spitting image of Steve Nash and I rode him about it for like 3 hrs. Finished up like 450. If i ever lose my job I grind 2/5 live for sure lol people are like 2NL skill level.

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Be reputable, I send first

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Got 500 done thx to thumbz555

Still need 1000 more, I will send first if you are very reputable

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Will send first if very reputable, I have done several transfers w/ other LPers

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Nevermind

Submitted by : YouGoTGoT

PokerStars Game #43666301293: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/05/05 19:27:27 ET
Table Autonoma 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: MisterKriss ($55.70 in chips)
Seat 2: ndq1 ($52.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Despiadado79 ($58.65 in chips)
Seat 4: satchmo87 ($50 in chips)
Seat 5: karioo ($36.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero ($112 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
MisterKriss: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
ndq1: folds
Despiadado79: raises $1 to $1.50
satchmo87: folds
karioo: folds
Hero: calls $1.25
MisterKriss: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.50)

   
Hero: checks
Despiadado79: bets $2.50
Hero: raises $4.50 to $7
Despiadado79: raises $50.15 to $57.15 and is all-in
Hero: calls $50.15

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $117.80)

   

River (Pot : $117.80)

   

Showdown
Hero: shows (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
Despiadado79: mucks hand
Hero collected $114.80 from pot

Summary
Total pot $117.80 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: MisterKriss (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ndq1 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Despiadado79 mucked
Seat 4: satchmo87 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: karioo (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($114.80) with a full house, Tens full of Queens

PokerStars Game #43666117785: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/05/05 19:23:04 ET
Table Autonoma 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: MisterKriss ($56.45 in chips)
Seat 2: ndq1 ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: Despiadado79 ($60.65 in chips)
Seat 4: satchmo87 ($50 in chips)
Seat 5: karioo ($44.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero ($58.25 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
MisterKriss: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
ndq1: folds
Despiadado79: raises $1 to $1.50
satchmo87: folds
karioo: calls $1.50
Hero: raises $5.50 to $7
MisterKriss: folds
Despiadado79: calls $5.50
karioo: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $16.00)

   
Hero: checks
Despiadado79: bets $10
Hero: raises $41.25 to $51.25 and is all-in
Despiadado79: calls $41.25

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $118.50)

   

River (Pot : $118.50)

   

Showdown
Hero: shows (a pair of Threes)
Despiadado79: mucks hand
Hero collected $115.50 from pot
Hero said, "lol"
Hero said, "wtf"

Summary
Total pot $118.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: MisterKriss (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ndq1 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Despiadado79 mucked
Seat 4: satchmo87 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: karioo (button) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($115.50) with a pair of Threes

PokerStars Game #43666304575: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/05/05 19:27:31 ET
Table Chiny V 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: nsdsoo ($75.10 in chips)
Seat 2: ArcaneSkull ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: dim231080 ($61.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Letrix ($50.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero ($50.75 in chips)
dim231080: posts small blind $0.25
Letrix: posts big blind $0.50
dac11: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $1 to $1.50
nsdsoo: folds
ArcaneSkull: folds
dim231080: raises $2.50 to $4
Letrix: folds
Hero: raises $6.50 to $10.50
dim231080: calls $6.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $21.50)

   
dim231080: checks
Hero: bets $14
dim231080: calls $14

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $49.50)

   
dim231080: checks
Hero: bets $26.25 and is all-in
dim231080: calls $26.25

River (Pot : $102.00)

   

Showdown
dim231080: shows (three of a kind, Threes)
Hero: shows (two pair, Aces and Threes)
dim231080 collected $100 from pot

Summary
Total pot $102 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: nsdsoo folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: ArcaneSkull (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: dim231080 (small blind) showed and won ($100) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: Letrix (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Hero showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes

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Went to the Yankee game last night with my fiance and a female friend of ours who bought us the tickets as an engagement gift. We got shitfaced and had a good time. Had great seats and the yankees won 6-2. My boy Matsui, last years WS MVP, even hit a HR for the Angels in the 2nd and the whole place, including us, gave him a big cheer. It was Jackie Robinson day and everyone was wearing #42, very cool, but also very confusing at times. My fiance can name most of the players, but when they are in the field she couldnt tell one from another with the same jersey on. They announce everyone when they come to bat, and everyone is called by #42 lol. First inning my friend is like, "didnt he just bat?" Only small issue was I came in shorts and a yanks Tshirt, it was 70 degrees at start time. By the 2nd inning it was like below 50 and super windy. Every sweatshirt around was like $100 so I was like fuk that. Ended up buying a yankees blanket($25)that covered all of us since we were all freezing, worked well.

Have not been able to get many hands in at all this month due to engagement and tons of stuff going on. During the week im up at 630 back from work at 630, then hit the gym spend some time w/ the future ball and chain and its like shit I gotta do it all over again. Even if I do get an hour or so of free time Im so physically and mentally drained I dont have it in me to grind. I make it a point to not play when im tired, problem is im always tired. I work from home 1 day a week so I usually play that day but thats not enough.

Anyway I planned on golfing this weekend and some other stuff but looks like rain all weekend so I plan to get some grind in. I still got stuff to do like crap to get a new passport, lookin for a new car, and chillin w/ the woman. I would like to play like 10k hands but 5k would be great. Hopefully writing it here will keep me motivated. Next weekend is super busy for me with a big dinner for my grandparents 50th anniversary and my fiance's bday but after that I have to get into a nice rythym with the gym, poker, and life with a main goal of trying to get more sleep at night.

Goal: Minimum 5K Hands by Sunday 12PM

GL snitches.

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