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So in the morning I played some nl300 6max and won like 3 buyins. Later on I decided to play some nl200 HU and ran good at the beginning and then I got some tough beats and coolers. I had a 1,3k stack at one of the two tables I was playing and some guy took from me everything but $270. He didn't leave though and after a long match I was able to win everything back from him + his initial $200. Here is the last hand:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266459

The match was crazy and so were the swings. Here is the graph and PT stats from today:





I don't think I've ever played that many hands in one day. Keep in mind that when I play 6max I play 4 tables at once and when I play HU I play 2 tables at once.

I had to cashout like 2,5k today for the beginning of uni, books and that kinda stuff. That means that right now my BR is about 12,2k so it's pretty good. I'll continue to play nl300 (and nl200 if the traffic isn't big enough at nl300) for the most part with an occasional HU session. I think I'll take a shot at nl400 when I hit 14k again.

I feel really good about my game. I think I made like 2 or 3 small/medium mistakes today but apart from that I made some good plays, calldowns, laydowns etc etc and generally played pretty good. I have to start reviewing my session though. Usually when I finish playing I'm too tired to go through the stats and hands in PT but I'll try to do it next day in the morning. I need to start browsing forums more and discuss hands and stuff. I haven't watched any CR vids for a long time too so I should probably download some recent ones.

Apart from poker, my friend organised a small party yesterday at his aunt's flat (she went abroad for like 2 weeks and left him keys). I had quite a bit of whisky and vodka and got pretty drunk. Today I woke up and almost couldn't breathe. I'm allergic to cats, and my friend's aunt has one. I hate this allergy thingy.

Tommorow I'm going out probably. I don't really want to cause I'm ultra tired because of the last month of partying/drinking etc but I promised my friends to hit the club with them and apart from that, my other mate has his birthday (I don't like the club in which he's organising a party though).

And some random pic of me (when 6yrs old) ballin hard on a skateboard:

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So today I had like the worst session ever. I don't think I ever ran soo bad. The suprising thing is that I only lost 5 buyins at nl300 cause I though it should be more like 15. Tons of sick beats and setups topped with 1-outer:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/265080

And stats from today:



My BR dropped to about 12k I think. The bad part is that I'm gonna have to cashout like 2k since I'm coming back to the UK on 16th September.

I also have a pretty big dilemma. I dunno if I should get a job. This is going to be my first year at the uni (Manchester). At the moment I play nl200 and nl300. I've already paid for my room upfront so I need monies for food, academic stuff, drinking and going out, socializing. I think that like $1200 a month would be enough. And I'm pretty sure I can earn it every month just with rakeback (I get 60%). What do you think?


Poll: Should I get a job when uni starts?
(Vote): yes you lazy mofo
(Vote): wtf lolz? just play poker

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So I decided to change a few things about my life.

#1 Since I gained like 10 kilos in the last 8 months or so, I'm gonna stop eating that much and most importantly I'll stop eating so much junk food. I wanna drop like 10 kilos, but I wouldn't mind 15 Sounds like mission impossible but I'll give it a shot. I'll also try not to eat after 6pm since I've heard it helps a lot and it's healthy. I'll try to limit eating out to once a week.

#2 Because of the same reason I'm gonna start working out and running. I hope I'll be able to go to the gym twice a week and run once or twice a week. I have no idea what sort of exercises should I do to lose weight and reduce the fat (mostly from my belly and legs) so any suggestions would be highly appreciated.

#3 I need to get a better sleep routine. I can't remember when was the last time I went to bed before 3am and because of it I haven't gotten up before 11am in the last 2 months. Usually it's between 12am-1pm.

#4 I'm gonna drink less. In the last 10 days I got really drunk 8 times. I don't think it should be like that. Gonna be really hard cause I'm going to the uni in 2 weeks but I'll try. I'll also try to smoke less. I was thinking about quitting but I can't imagine going out and not smoking while drinking or not having a cigarette after a good meal.

#5 I'll try to stay away from ugly and mediocre girls (in terms of making out and stuff).

#6 Damn I finally have to start playing more poker!


I'd like to hear some suggestions and advice on all that's written above (especially the working out/going on a diet part). Thanks in advance.

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I'm also pretty pissed off cause apparently Jessice Alba got together with my biggest villain - Cash Warren. But whatever - one day I'll and her. But for now..

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Since my last post I think I haven't played poker at all lolz.. August was the worst month for me in terms of hands I played. I also didn't run good at all. Loads of beats, setups etc. I pretty much broke even this month (maybe like $300 in the green and some rakeback). But whatever, at least I had good time. And my roll is pretty healthy (13,2k or so) so it's all good. I hope I'll be able to play a bit more in September. In March or so I made a goal to move up to nl1000 by the end of the year. I think it's still achievable. I just need to get some more discipline and fuckin play poker.

Ok enough with poker. So I went to the seaside with my mates and we slept in a trailer. Before I came the weather was awesome - hot, sunny etc. When I arrived it started getting colder and colder and it was raining. It's always like that - doesn't matter where I'm going. Even if I went to Sahara, it'd be raining for a week. So we obv drank and went out every night for like 3 or 4 days straight. On Sunday my mates had to leave so I decided to visit my other mate that was working like 20 miles away. I wanted to stay there for like 2-3 days but it was so fkin cold and windy that I barely survived one night. During the whole trip I read my first non-poker book in like 4 years lolz. It's really nice and interesting and I can recommend it to everyone. The title is "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" and it was written by Jonathan Safran Foer.

I came back on Monday, around 11pm and I was pretty tired so I went straight to my bed. On Tuesdays there's this nice party in a club called Tiger. Well I had no choice when my friend called me. We met a bunch of our friends inside and overall it was a pretty good night. Didn't get that drunk but I spent a lot anyway. In the middle of the night there was quite a huge fight in the club. 2 groups of guys started fighting and after like 30 seconds bouncers ran up to them and started fighting with both groups and later on took everyone outside and continued beating them up lolz. Like 4 policecars came and an ambulance cause I think one of the guys was even unconcious. The bad part of the night was that I met my two ex-girlfriends that I didn't want to see at all. Bad beat.

On Wednesday there was nothing interesting to do so I just hang out with my friend. Thursday was a rough night. My friend called me and said that his parents left for a couple of days so we obv had a drinking session. Loads of whisky and late night (or I should say - early morning) take away = my mate puking in his toilet. Somehow I felt pretty good and didn't puke. Brag.

Yesterday I was planning on staying at home cause my mum is whining that I'm going out and drinking all the time instead of spending time with her and my brother. But my mate called me and asked if I'm up for a few beers in a pub cause he was too tired to go to the club. Obv I agreed and we met around 8pm. Later on 2 other friends came as well and we had a few beers and nice shots that bartender recommended to us. They were really good and if anyone wants to try it was Jagermeister + vodka + Malibu + pineapple juice. Around 11:30 pm when we were already pretty drunk my mate suggested hitting my favorite club - City Hall. They didn't have to convince me as I agreed right away. When we got in it was crowded as hell and while trying to buy some drinks I saw one of my mate's ex and her friend who turned out to know my other friend. As we were talking I thought I'd start hitting on my friend's ex and my other mate was hitting on the other girl. We both succeeded and had some good time. Later on she typed her phone number on my mobile and told me to call her cause she had to leave (it was 3am and she starts working at 8am lolz). But at this point I knew I won't call her cause I realized that I don't like her. I was about to take a taxi with my mate but we couldn't catch any so we just walked home (suprisingly it took us only like 20 mins).

Today my friend's girlfriend is having a party at her flat. There's gonna be like 15 peoplez I think. It should be nice but my mum is gonna kill me if I tell her I'm going out againt tonight. She says that I'm gonna be an alcoholic by the time I'm 25. Maybe she's got a point but come on - it's summer. So yeah I gotta take a shower, eat lunch, maybe play some poker and then go to the shop, by some liquor and go to her flat and get pissed again.

Oh I almost forgot to write about one thing. I fell in love with my cousin lolz. I drove to Koszalin to pick up my brother from my grandparents' place and my cousin was also there. I aven't seen her for like 4 yrs and now she's 15 or 16 and is sooooo hot. She's like a younger Jessica Alba with bigger boobies. <3<3<3 Why does she have to be my cousin?

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So I decided to play some HU today (nl200 on Prima). Had a sick bad run. I am abviously aware of swings in HU game and I know 6 buyins ain't much at all but the way I've been running was just atrocious. I played very well IMO and still got ran over by some total fags. But oh well, what can you do. That's poker.

I think I'll give up HU for a while. Or at least I'll drop back to nl100 HU and continue playing 6max nl300 and nl200 and move up to nl400 in the near future (today's loss won't help with it tho). The swings in HU are crazy and I handle 6max swings way better. There's sth in the HU game that tilts me easily. I haven't tilted at the tables today but I was so angry that I was almost ready to throw my laptop through the window lolz. When I lose 5 buyins at 6max in a session I'm ok with it. When I lose 2 buyins in HU I'm going mad (doesn't affect my game almost at all).

Any advice???





I feel kinda embarrased when I post my beats and coolers but whatever. Here are just some of them:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/255993
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256006
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256008
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256012
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256040
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256041
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256053
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/256055

edit: just counted my roll and it's exactly 13k right now so I actually had over 14k yesterday

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So today I had my best session ever (wtf with the rake at nl300?!)



And my biggest pot ever

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/255143

But yesterday I had my worst (or 2nd worst) session ever while taking a shot at nl400




Swings are pretty big but oh well. I've been running pretty bad for the whole month except for today. I wanted and should've played longer today since I'm running hot but I wasn't focused at all after some time and was making mistakes plus I got tilted because I got disconnected from the poker client even though my broadband was working fine so I figured it's better to quit right now, right? It happened when I had 3 semi-major pots going on so I guess I lost between $100-$300 because of it. Seriously such stuff tilts me more than rivered 2 outers. Emailed support donks and we'll see what they say.

I'm gonna stay away from nl400 a bit more. Till I get a 15k BR or so. I'll have to withdraw like 1,5-2k in September probably but I feel like I can totally crush the games I'm playing at the moment so rebuilding is not a problem. Right now my BR is between 13-14k. Sth about 13,5k I'd say.

I'm probably going to the seaside for a couple of days on Thursday so it should be pretty fun. I'm gonna have broadband there most probably so if the weather will be shitty I might play some nl200 HU on FTP.

I'm also trying to drink a bit less cause I feel sort of like a degenerate. That's why I'm passing on a party which is today in the evening. Too nitty?


edit: And some pics of the ultra cute Polish actress:












<3<3<3

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lolz it has to end. it's 1pm and i'm still drunk from yesterday. i drank some beers, vodka, whisky and caipirinha. finished drinking around 6-7am.

brag: didn't puke
beat: sooo hangover
variance: so thirsty and nothing to drink + no cigarettes left and too lazy to go to the shop

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So yesterday I went to my friend's place for a party. There were like 15 people. My friend's girlfriend brought her cousin. Everyone was like 18-20 yrs old. She looked a bit younger. 16 or 17, sth like that and was pretty cute. Later on during the party my friend (he's 19) started making out with her and stuff. Today when we woke up we were talking about it and I asked how old is she and turned out that she's 28, married and has a 10yr old kid lolz. My mate didn't know about it at all. What's more her husband is ultra well-built and takes part in StrongMan competitions so my friend was pretty scared when we told him about it.

Overall the party was pretty cool. Obviously I got ultra drunk. We had a shitload of beer and vodka. We had like 60 cans of redbull between like 10 of us (vodka redbull FTW obv). I don't remember any details from the party. Not that I have a total hole in my memory. I just can't tell what I was doing for the most of the party. I only remember that my mate puked over the flowers in his garden and then took one of the flowers and gave it to me. Since I didn't know he puked on it I grabbed it with my teeth. Sweet huh? When he told me that he puked over it I felt kinda dizzy and walked around the garden puking every 5 seconds. Oh now I remember that my mate also brought some whisky at 4am or so. I generally drink it only with coke but since I was totally pissed I just had straight whisky with ice only.

Also there was this cute girl that I didn't know and when I finally decided to hit on her it turned out that she's just leaving. Bad beat. Or variance? Anyway, I think we went to sleep about 8am. I was sleeping on a couch in the living room and around 11am TV woke me up. I wanted to tell the bastard that switched it on to get the fuck out and switch it off but when I turned around I saw a 10yr old boy. Turned out that he was son of the girl that my mate was making out with. I slept a bit more and got up at midday. I was still pretty drunk. Actually I feel like I still am and it's 2:30pm here. We ordered some pizza and everyone was short on cash and we thought that we won't be able to pay the pizza guy but somehow we managed to find the exact amount we had to pay.

I just came back as my friend gave me a ride. Dunno what I'm gonna do now. My best friend has his birthday today but we're ultra hangover so we're probably just chill today. But I might go out anyway, we'll see. Tommorow he's organizing a birthday party at his house. Tough weekend.

I know I haven't been posting for a long time. I was in Spain, then I came back and was partying a lot, then I went to visit my grandparents for like 4 days and I came back yesterday. I haven't play much poker this month which sucks but I'd rather enjoy my holidays than sit in front of my PC 8hrs a day so I'm gonna get more serious about playing when the uni will start. I'm probably breakeven so far this month. At least I'm not losing.

On Sunday I'm probably going to the seaside for a couple of days. Then I'll stay at home for a few days and I think I'm gonna go to Warsaw to play some live poker and visit my friend. I need to withdraw some monies first though. I might go to the seaside again after Warsaw. I was planning on going to Greece, Turkey or somewhere else to just chill for a week but my friend are short on cash so most probably we won't go. Maybe next year.

I've got everything sorted out with the uni. I got a place at a halls of residents as well and I've heard that the one I'm gonna live in is pretty sweet when it comes to partying. I'm coming back to the UK on 16th September since my term starts on 17th. Need to book a ticket for a plane.

Ok I'm too tired to write more so I'm just gonna end it here. I'll just put some random pic to make this post more interesting. Jessica Alba obv.

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Ok so this month is over. It was pretty decent although I'm definitely not happy with the amount of hands I've played. It should be at least 30k.



3rd and 5th row are also HU but somehow PT shows them as 6max. Apart from this, I also won like $650 in some donkament where I got 6th. So together I made about 4k this month (not counting rakeback) which is pretty sweet for me (also best month ever). I cashed out a bit and at this moment my BR is about 13,1k. I'm gonna mix nl200 and nl300 for a bit more and when I hit ~15k I'm gonna take a shot at nl400. I feel very good about my game and I hope I won't have any problems with moving up. I'm almost breakeven in HU games this month but the variance was sick so it's still an OKish result. But I definitely have some major leaks in this part of my game so I gotta take a closer look at it.


Coming back to my previous post I already know what happened on Saturday. So we went to my friend's place and started some heavy drinking. I had loads of beers, vodka with redbull and whisky with coke. We finished drinking around 8am. I was doing some retarted stuff, pretending to be one of the characters from a Polish TV series, talking trash, trying to punch my friends (eventually I punched the wall and this is why my hand was bleeding), calling my friends that were sitting next to me with my mobile (next phone bill - variance), spilling my drinks everywhere, etc etc. Everyone fell asleep around 8am (except for me) but I don't know what I was doing. My mate called me at 10:30am and he says that I told him I was already at home. Well at least I had a lot of fun. Too bad I don't remember it.


Tonight my friends is going to drive me to Berlin and I'm flying to Barcelona. Then I'll have to take a train and a bus and after 2hrs I'll be in Lloret de Mar (or sth like that), where my friends are staying. I'm staying there for a week and I'm coming back on 7th August. I might be able to actually play some poker cause they've got wireless in their flat. But main goal is to have fun, drink, hang out, go to the beack, etc etc.

Any tips on Spain? What to do and what not to do? What to say and what not to say? etc etc


And obviously a pic at the end. Let's hope all chicks in Spain gonna look like this one (or better):

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It's 6pm here and I just woke up. All I know is that I was drinking at my friends place yesterday. Until 1am everything was fine. Then? Dunno. I've got a painted mustache and some words on my hands, which are bleeding a bit by the way. I'm in my room and I don't know where is my t-shirt. And I'm still ultra drunk. Gonna meet up with my mate so he could tell me what happened yesterday. Need to eat sth as well. I also need to visit my aunt. Dunno why but she called me and asked when I am going to come. Hopefully nothing like birthday etc.

Last 2 weeks were pretty crazy. My mum and my brother are out of town. Drunk 24/7. Gonna write a bit more later.

Pokerwise I haven't played almost at all but yesterday I won over 1k on nl300 so it's ok. On Tuesday I'm going to Spain to visit my friends.

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