As I said somewhere I was supposed to play 30k hands of 2/4 before moving up to get my bank roll a little bit bigger and my self esteem back on track. It went pretty well overall I guess:
Let's see if I can keep up with like +4ptbb/100 on 3/6. Don't really think so but not sure. Might be able too if I table select a lot and only play 4 tables.
Me and my dear roommate has finally finalized our new thesis; “Cronblom's Law” (really wanted it to be Dusty's law, but I'm saving that for later, this won't win a Nobel Prize).
“If you're ever close to having sex with a women you really don't deserve to have sex with, just shut up and go with the flow”.
Mostly relevant to geeks in TV-shows. And I assume most of you guys are geeks, so it can clearly be used in our lives too. Assuming we'd get into situation when we'll be on our way to fuck girls far to great for us. Empirical experiments seems to indicate, although from an insufficient sample, that alcohol and poor judgment and/or self-esteem from the girls side increases the chances of this occurrence.
Variation: “Only sounds that can be interpretative in a way suitable for any question and sought for answer should be employed in such a situation”. Basically, just say “yea”, “right, haha” or something like that.
Examples when failure to follow this rule fucks up a “sure thing” with a girl so hot that any self respecting social paradigm should call for suicide are apperent in these following shows;
Couplings
Entourage
How I met your mother
The big bang theory
Friends (matter of opinion. My roomie thinks that one guy can actually not want to have sex with Rachel, I see that as a clear case of self delusion).
Sex and The City (never call an old women old, unless you want to avoid STD's)
It's not as apparent in films, probably cause it doesn't make for very good jokes and overall the scene will end with a disappointed crowd for the most part.
I therefore hereby declare, that if I ever get a chance to have sex with any girl I genuinely feel are too hot for me I'll make sure to keep talking to a minimum from the movement layers of clothing starts to come off, and if at all possible try to keep stuff in front of her mouth to give her an incentive to shut up too.
4-tabling some reg. Still up for the month though, which is pretty lol considering this. I really like HEM too, it's really good for spotting drowlers fast.
So I started the month up like 3 bi and now I'm down 2.5. That sucks. However, that wouldn't kill my happiness rating in most cases. However, the two girls in the world I really, really like to be singles seemed to each find today appropriate as a day to tell me about their new boyfriends. At least on of them seemed semi-open to immoral suggestions but whatever. It went so far that when one of my friends started babbling about some PUA-book and sent me a link I bought the damn thing. It feels pretty stupid and overall I don't think I'm in the right state of mind to read it right now, but it was like 3bb or something so whatever. Overall I've been super annoyed about this and some other stuff today for no good reason, and since I'm male I can't blame PMS. However, the right way to combat this is to list a shitload of good things and such.
1. I'll get up really early tomorrow and get a work out in before school. I need to get started with this again and if I can work out either by going to the gym or taking a decently long walk like 20/31 days in march I'm happy. Sooner or later I'll get in shape.
2. Watchmen will be out in like 2 weeks. This might be the sickest film this year. I'm super excited.
3. In a month comic book girl will get back to Sweden. I'm fairly sure she's lesbian and not really into guys at all, but on the other hand she has a really big comic book collection and nothing brings my mood up easier then reminding me of how big a geek I can be sometimes.
4. Raptor posted a pretty great blog post. It was inspiring. Go find his blog over at cardrunners.
5. HSP ep1 season whatever it is had like 80% durrrrrr face time.
And last but not least, now I'm tilted enough so that I feel that maybe I should get back to play like 26/22 or 25/20 instead of my current 32/26/4 game. Yesterday (before I started losing money) I observed myself raise K2s UTG and feel that it was pretty standard and good, and I feel that even though the table and blinds were really soft, this might be a leak.
So I lost just under 10k last month. That's ok, was down 18k the first 2-3 days of the month. That was mostly from 5/10 omaha so I decided to play 30k hands 2/4 before I did anything else. So far I'm up like 20bi or something over 13k hands or so. I've been lazy. This month I'll try to be done with the 30k hands, and then play another 30k of 3/6. I've got a no drinking bet going too (Pm me if someone wants in) so I'll have a bit more time on my hands. I'll 4table all the way.
I'll need to make 20k to be back on track with my "plan" for the year. Dunno if I'll do it but if I play all the hands and manage to play good it's very possible. Despite actually running under expectation I'm at close to 7ptbb/100 over these hands so like 4ptbb at 3/6 should be possible.
Have a couple of other projects going too. Might learn some Yoga or something. I will start working out in one way or anther at least 3 times/week. I will also give up coffee and drink green tee instead. Might get a couple more of these weird ideas too, but I'm not sure. Overall this month will be awesome.
So since my omahahahafail during the first few days of the month I haven't played much. I told myself only to play 2/4 for 30k hands and since it's boring as hell I'm not playing much. Only 4-tabling too. I'm up 5.5k over 11k hands for a winrate of like 5.5ptbb/100. Running at 32/27/4 and according to HEM (which I finally got to work decently) I'm a bit under equity in all in pots, I'm losing money in showdown pots and I'm making a ton in non-showdown. Is that last 2 things weird or just standard?
Anyway, I went to some Laleh consert with Remmember87, a few of his friends, my sister and my roomie. I'd say the music is like 7/10 or so but the girl has some serious stage presence. We were to far away from her to really see her good but she was still like super funny and inspiring. If someone can find me a God who acts like her and has her antics I'll sign up for that faith.
”That's the story of my life
That's the difference between wrong and right
But, Billy said, Both those words are dead
That's the story of my life” - Lou Reed, 1969
Ok, so it's time for a long as blog post. Inspired by a chance meeting at lunch with a girl who when we were 15 she had such great knockers I think I would've liked her even if I knew she was Satan. I'm pretty sure never had any sexual interest what so ever in me but still was very nice to the pathetic little nerd know as “Dusty, anno 2001”. Considering how I don't think she got much out of it, except maybe the fact that he was like one of maybe 3 or 4 people in school with a comparable intellect to hers which may or may not have been good for conversations, I'll consider her a good person until proven otherwise. In fact, she's easily top 10 on my “People who are genuinely good”-list, despite the fact that she's not nearly a 10 anymore.
”Yeah, I will love you
baby - Always
and I'll be there forever and a day -
Always ” - Bon jovi, 1994
I think I even liked that damn song. Can't stand it anymore, but that was approximately what I felt the last year I went in the same school as her. Despite getting like a hug or something as most. Saw her in her undies while playing cloth poker. Half a year later I redefined ”Always” to ”Until I actually get to sleep with a girl”, and since I had the good fortune to met a girl with very low self esteem that fall ”Always” translated to ”like 4 months”. I feel that this was very good for my growth as a man, despite me fucking everything about this new girl up within like 2 months form our first kiss. It was not pretty. I still was an idiot, but a non-virgin Idiot and that took some pressure away.
“They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun...
And only the good die young “ - Billy Joel, 1977
Anyway, while still in school with the first girl a common theme was hating her latest boyfriend. But me and my current roommate (who also went in our class) agreed on what obvious scum anyone she dated was. The first one was some fat idiot who sang in a band. Obviously an easy target to hate, and we did, ohh God how we hated him. Funny part is that I actually liked him before he dated this girl and now a few years later I can honestly say that some of his songs are pretty decent. Don't think that band exists anymore though. Not sure. Next in line when (I think) this dude dumped her ass (Imo a clear sign that he should've been declared legally retarded) was some tall faggot. Same personality, only good looking and completely talentless. I think he dumped her when she was going to move away for school because “he'd only be able to fuck her on weekends”. At least according to legend. Or maybe she told me, I think it was around this time she started to confine in me before getting under the next dude. This one, however, was very different. I had met him a couple of times because he was a friend of a friend and seemed like a really good guy. I finally decided that I couldn't possibly find an excuse to hate him so I would just feel jealous, but admit the fact that they were a really good couple and gave us singles hope about true love and all that crap. The he died, 19 years old, in a diving accident.
“Too much of anything, is too much for me,
Too much of everything gets too much for me. “ - The who, 1971.
So life is unfair and good deeds gets punished. I though. I got over that though.
Today I met her by chance before a meting with some other students. She studies psychology, is really short, still has big but not exceptional knockers and showed no cleavage. She's still nice, but except thanks to her past I don't think I'd notice her. I still like her and everything, but on current accomplishments she's not really that great. But that's the cool thing, why the hell would someone need to be exceptional? As long as you're a decent human being I'm pretty sure I could learn to like you. I think Heinlein said something along the lines that he, given enough time, could learn to to love any decent human being and I think that's true for many of us. However, he defines love as a state in which another persons happiness is central for your own. I like that definition. In fact, by that definition I could probably find like 25 people I love. And if I knew all the people I semi-know better I could probably go past 100.
So far this month I've played a pathetically small volume. That sucks, I'll try to end it at like -10k or less, and then win 20k next month so that I'll be back on track.
"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors … and miss."
Rednalluk feel asleep in his bathroom not only once, but twice.
Malmis got his eyebrows burned by flaming absinthe.
I bought Ben and Jerry's for like 60-70USD.
I had to ask my friend if the girl who talked to me was still fat or ok to bang. They wholeheartedly agreed that she was fat and not bangable. I was somewhat sad.
Talked to another girl I knew a bit from before. I told her I didn't like here. She said she was upset about that. I changed my mind, I think I grabbed her ass or something and told her that it was very firm and now I liked her. Then me and my roommate got up on the dancefloor and sang Breaking the Law very loudly. Girl in question left.
The last thing sucks because both she and her friends are super nice.
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