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Me and my dear roommate has finally finalized our new thesis; “Cronblom's Law” (really wanted it to be Dusty's law, but I'm saving that for later, this won't win a Nobel Prize).
“If you're ever close to having sex with a women you really don't deserve to have sex with, just shut up and go with the flow”.
Mostly relevant to geeks in TV-shows. And I assume most of you guys are geeks, so it can clearly be used in our lives too. Assuming we'd get into situation when we'll be on our way to fuck girls far to great for us. Empirical experiments seems to indicate, although from an insufficient sample, that alcohol and poor judgment and/or self-esteem from the girls side increases the chances of this occurrence.
Variation: “Only sounds that can be interpretative in a way suitable for any question and sought for answer should be employed in such a situation”. Basically, just say “yea”, “right, haha” or something like that.
Examples when failure to follow this rule fucks up a “sure thing” with a girl so hot that any self respecting social paradigm should call for suicide are apperent in these following shows;
Couplings
Entourage
How I met your mother
The big bang theory
Friends (matter of opinion. My roomie thinks that one guy can actually not want to have sex with Rachel, I see that as a clear case of self delusion).
Sex and The City (never call an old women old, unless you want to avoid STD's)
It's not as apparent in films, probably cause it doesn't make for very good jokes and overall the scene will end with a disappointed crowd for the most part.
I therefore hereby declare, that if I ever get a chance to have sex with any girl I genuinely feel are too hot for me I'll make sure to keep talking to a minimum from the movement layers of clothing starts to come off, and if at all possible try to keep stuff in front of her mouth to give her an incentive to shut up too.
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"I therefore hereby declare, that if I ever get a chance to have sex with any girl I genuinely feel are too hot for me I'll make sure to keep talking to a minimum from the movement layers of clothing starts to come off, and if at all possible try to keep stuff in front of her mouth to give her an incentive to shut up too."
SO FUCKING GREAT!!!!! 5 star "happy ending" |
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lebowski Greece. Mar 05 2009 21:09. Posts 9205 | | | |
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matdon460 United States. Mar 05 2009 21:14. Posts 1089 | | |
LOL, I've often thought about this myself. This, codified into Gronblom's Law, is pure genius. |
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rednalluk Sweden. Mar 07 2009 18:28. Posts 626 | | |
Sounds like true wisdom. But thats not why im here. Just want to go on record saying that i managed to go out and not fall asleep two times on the bathroom when i got home. Yay me. Might be because you werent there trying to make use of you your BR (which equals an 9 inch atm), but i take it as a increase in willpower. /"not so drunk as usual" rant
Oh, and you didnt miss anything btw, nothing there worth hitting on that was available |
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"You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!"
/sis |
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