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Hey can anyone trade me $100 on stars for FTP money? Most of my roll is on FTP other than what I brought over for the SCOOP and I don't have enough to play all the donkaments I want on there tonight =P. PM me or something if you're down. Thanks.

GL all,
-Joe

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I made another movie today about the shift I had at work earlier. It was mostly because I was bored during a 2 hour time period with nothing to do, but I think it turned out okay. You might not get some of the inside jokes but you still might get a laugh out of it.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409180211192

Enjoy! This shit is getting fucking addicting lol.

GL all
-Joe

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I was bored so I decided to make a movie about some SNGs I played on FTP today. I think it's pretty funny. Enjoy!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090409004306166

GL all
-Joe

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hahaha

If you don't want to get drunk during drinking games, do NOT house dunken blackjack =P.

I had to drink the difference between my cards and 21 when I lost or pushed, times the number of people I lost to in a 5 handed game, and it went pretty fast. I also drank 3/2 when I dealt a blackjack. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

GL in all your drinking endeavors this weekend!
-Joe

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I've got about 530ish on PlayersOnly (which is on the Cake network, just a different skin) and I want to move it to FTP or stars via transfer instead of waiting 5-6 weeks for a check to actually get here. If anyone is interested then please PM me. Thanks LP!
-Joe

edit: I'll even take UB if someone wants to do that.

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So spring break started yesterday, but I hate going home and don't have a vacation planned, so I'm just going to spend the week in my apartment and grind all day. I'm planning on spending the rest of my UB roll (about $38 or so that I haven't really touched in months other than to qualify for RTR freerolls) on those 10c WSOP step1 things to see what I can make of it. Should be interesting.

Anyway, last night I figured I'd see what tournaments were running on PlayersOnly and if there was anything good I'd just play it. I only have like $125 there and want to cash it out/transfer it anyway, so I thought I'd try and make a score before moving it. I ended up playing a $6 2k guarantee and finishing 7th for like $78 or something. Not bad.

Then today I woke up at 2pm and thought I'd see what else was running, and I saw that a $6 2k guarantee turbo had been running for 3 minutes and late reg was open. I registered and 2.5 hours later I take 2nd for $375.88 .



It was nice because I was running like shit in my preflop all ins (only went like 2/6 with those) during the tourney but somehow managed to keep chipping up throughout. Now I have $537.04 on Players, and I'm thinking now is a good time to ship it elsewhere.

That being said, if anyone wants to trade $537.04 Players-->FTP/stars then that'd be awesome.

I don't want to just cash it out if I don't have to because then I'd be waiting for like 5-6 weeks =[
Thanks in advance to anyone who wants to trade.

GL in all your endeavors!
-Joe

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Sometimes old people just amaze me with how weird and awkward they can be. Today when I was taking the bus to class, some old lady with a big tote bag got on 2 stops from my apartment, and when she sat down she like dropped a shitload of books and magazines out of it all over the floor. A few of us helped her pick it all up and then she just sat down without saying a word. Then, all of the sudden like 5 minutes later, she starts saying, "That's why I lost my sunglasses yesterday...because I had them on my face but when I took them off I put them in my bag and lost them" like she is trying to have a conversation with everyone and hoping someone will talk back. Then like a minute later after no response she goes on to say, "You know there are only 3 things that are important - time, money, and space - and there's never enough of any of them" and after no one answers again she's like, "Sometimes there's a little money, but it just evaporates." The whole time I'm just sitting there wondering wtf is this person talking about. Still no one answers, and then she finally just shuts the hell up.

I really don't understand what is going through these old people's heads sometimes, but it can be funny to listen to.

/rambling =P

GL all,
-Joe

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So apparently Chris Brown is a wife beater and thought it would be a good idea to beat Rihanna's ass to the point of unconsciousness and death threats.

"Shortly after midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his silver Lambourghini to the side of a street in L.A.'s Hancock Park neighborhood. That's when Rihanna grabbed the car keys and tossed them out the window, sending Brown into a rage.
He tried in vain to find the keys, then came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and said, "I'm going to kill you!"
She lost consciousness and when she awoke, Brown had fled.
Her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance."

http://www.wwtdd.com

He was probably one of the people I would have least expected to behave this way, but I guess even with all the publicity there is still a lot we don't know about these celebrities other than their public image (before something like this happens, anyway). Guess he just needed to keep dat pimp hand strong, yo.



The best part is that since he is rich and famous he might get away without doing ANY time whatsoever. I wish I could run that good at life =P

GL all
-Joe

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So there is this girl I work with at school that I have become really attracted too this year, but the situation has become so fucking complicated and confusing that I don't know wtf to do anymore.

We met last semester and got really friendly after a while, and eventually we starting having lunch together after work and then every day. At first she was just a friend to me, but after I got to know her a lot better I started really liking her. She's a really sweet person and really cute, and she's also really flirty. We went out a few times and I got the impression that she was interested in me too, and she even brought up sex a lot around me (even told me the life story about every guy she had ever slept with and how they were apparently all assholes).

But a lot of times when I asked her what she was doing she would just make some dumb excuse or literally just not know what her plans were, but not want to commit to hanging out with me. So I didn't know if she was just really busy all the time because she was taking 19 credits (even though she loves to go out and party on the weekends, which I also asked her to do often and she always found a reason not to). I wanted to keep asking her to hang out or something, but I also didn't want to ask every other day and look desperate or anything and turn her off or whatever, either. She is also terrible at replying to messages or answering her phone, so a lot of times when I try to contact her I don't even get a reply. It actually started pissing me off at one point that she would keep doing it.

Then about halfway through the semester she starts hanging out with this other guy and even brings him to lunch with us all the time and starts paying more attention to him, so I obv see him as my "competition" or whatever. Then she invites me to go out partying with her on Halloween, but doesn't tell me he is also going to be with us. At one point she leaves her phone at some apartment and we are walking back to get it, and when she goes in to get it we stay outside to wait for her, and this fucking guy literally just says, "I got dibs" and I'm thinking wtf is this guy saying and play it off by wishing him luck or whatever and he says that he's "already in" or some bullshit. I kinda figured that anyway the way they were all touchy feely all night, so I was ready to give up on her, and I actually backed off for a while.

Then after a while she starts paying a lot more attention to me, he just disappears for whatever reason like 2 weeks after she supposedly met him, and then she even starts asking ME to hang out and gets really flirty again. We hang out until the end of the semester, and I become a lot more attracted to her now because now she has opened up to me a lot more and we just spend a lot of time together, almost like we are "together" but it's not "official." So, I decide I want to make it "official" during finals week, preferrably in person because I think emails and even AIM are cop-outs for that sort of thing, but I can't get her to come out until like the day before we are supposed to leave campus because she was studying or testing all the time (and I was too, actually =P). I want to do it before we leave too, because I have a bad feeling about the way she is and what could happen if I spend a whole month away from her in Jersey while she is in Texas. We were actually supposed to go out the sunday before we went home, but her dad came up the day after finals and fucked it all up. Anyway, she went home without me saying a thing.

So during break I try and call/text her and she goes back to not replying to me. I wish her Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and all that and get nothing back, except a late happy new year that was probably sent to everyone in her phonebook anyway. Anyway, we have one kind of awkward texting convo a few days before we get back to school and that's it.

So anyway, we get back to school and I realize that she's working like 4 shifts with me during the week and has a class with me, so I go on facebook to write on her wall asking her if she is actually in my class, and I see that she is now in a relationship. I also see that she befriended this new bf of hers the day after christmas. So then I'm kind of pissed and actually kind of sad, because I really want to be with this girl and now it's all fucked up. I decide that we can still be friends or something and I'll get over her eventually, so at least I got a good friend out of it.

But now, even though she has a boyfriend (who I also learned is her ex-bf, who she had been "on and off, mostly on" with for the last 3 years, with a 2 year stretch in high school or something. Oh, and btw, she is a soph and I'm a junior), she is even more flirtatios than ever and wants to spend as much time with me as possible. She asks me to go everywhere with her and hang out all the time, and is not only answering all of my messages but even calling me and shit now.

I just don't understand any of this. I don't know shy she is doing it, but for some reason it is giving me what I feel like is some kind of false hope. I really have no idea if she likes me or not, but I feel like there is still a chance, and if I just don't try going for it then I'd be giving up. I'd feel like I'm lying to myself if I just tell myself that I don't have feelings for her and keep them to myself, because I do, and even though I've known all semester that she has a bf I'm still not "over her" (if that even makes sense, since I was never "with" her, but I guess you know what I mean). I feel like I should just get it off my chest and tell her exactly how I feel, and then just let her shut me down so I can be 100% certain that there is no chance...and who knows, maybe things could end up going my way anyway.

However, I feel like if I do tell her and she ends up really liking me and wanting to be with me or whatever that I might not be as happy with her as I think I'll be. The whole time I've known her I would second guess whether she is actually the right kind of girl for me, because there are some things about her that I don't think would be a good match for me or whatever. I just don't want to be with her and have it be a waste of time when there are 20k other girls on campus for me to meet. A few of my friends thinks that she justs likes the attention and isn't right for me, and at times I think they are right, but there are also times when she is really nice to me and just makes me genuinely happy to be around her.

I don't know. I'm probably just being a huge over-emotional pussy about the whole thing and should just call this a "one that got away" story or something, and please tell me if I am. Anyway, I just wanted to vent all of that out somewhere, so if you actually made it this far, thanks for reading (I had no idea it would be this long lol).

GL all
-Joe

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I love when LAGtard fish who refuse to EVER fold somehow luckbox 20BI off of me in about 10 hours of total play.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3 variance! =]

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