heuheuheuhe

Ahhh! I went and blew a ton of cash again. I will now be on a strict party budget for the rest of the month lol. I definitely can't risk spending so much when my roll is in an inbetween stage and I could easily go into a downswing.

Fuckin vegas! Last night was a lot of fun, atleast.

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I soul crushed really hard today. I developed a sick image with this like super slightly profitable call vs a shortstacks shove on the flop, I hit my OESD and everyone is like WTF OMG how does he call A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS with that. Then I made this really sick bluff in a ~$650 3 way pot on the river and I showed. My whole table was on like retard tilt vs me so it ruled.

The main guy n that biggish pot I bluffed was this middle age-oldish nitty/kinda solid sort of guy, so he is like "omg look at this over aggro young donkey". The setup finally came when I picked up KK, raise to $40 and get 6 callers so the pot is like ~$240. Flop is 239r and I fire $200. Everyone folds but the middle age guy. Turn is the A and he checks to me. He checks and I "All in", he has $475 behind and I cover. He tanks and eventually calls, "I don't think you even have a pair.." with 42 for a gutshot + a pair of dueces. He would NEVER ever do that except vs me in this specific situation. I feel like such a l33t haxor.

Then he hits but whatever.. fuckin gutshottaments.

Still I totally destroyed everyone's life today. Sooo happy now, though I was really disappointed after that hand and lost my fire for the day, cashed out about an hour and a half later.

Then I was meandering around the casino on my way out and I run into bbm and his friend nikita, who I've spoken to before, they were stoned off their asses so we walked up to the mirage and blew like 2 hours with funny stoned nonsense.

Time to sleep, now that its 7am... damn it.

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fuck I spewed 1000 bucks. which is like big money for me lolololol oops! no more spew for now! bottle service lol

still drunk, its 9AM, time to shower and sleep

fuckin afterhours club@!!!! LOL

fuck life!!!!!!!!!! but really no more spewing that hard for a solid week or two

fuck !!!!!!!!!

run good this next week plz!

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Brief entry,

I was playing 2/5 today and was having a great session. Had a hilarious time where I came back to the game, randomly decided to post and picked up KJo. I raise and some nitty asian girl calls me. I'm 1.2k deep and she covers. Flop is JJ3ss, I bet she calls, turn J, I mentally fist pump and bet, she flats. Turn is Qs. I bet, she minraises, I shove for 600 more. She tanks for 5 minutes and calls w/ AA. Sick I'm rich now right?

Right after that hand some random guy sits to my left w/ $150. We're in the blinds and he's like, "if it folds to us, lets go flip blind". I'm like ok. It folds to us and I shove, he calls. I flip 73o and I'm like, "Fuck I'm doomed". He is like YES! and flips 52o LOL. I hold. EZ LIFE. My heater is infinite.

Then some really fat weird guy sits down and tries to buy-in with $200 in tournament entry chips. Its explained to him that he can't so he takes out $200 cash. He open raises his first hand to $100 and calls the shove for $100 more. He shows KJo and loses.
Awesome right? No. He lost the money to someone else. He gets up and is leaving when I'm like, "Whoa whoa why is he leaving?". Well he ran out of money.. so I had the dealer call him back and I bought his $200 in tournament chips from him so he could stay LOL. He busts his last $80 to me like 10 hands later

Great day, right!?

Ok, wrong. Table breaks and I move to a table w/ some asian guy who has my 2.4k covered (Asians win a lot cuz they're terrible nits). Like 2 orbits in I raise 97s in the CO and he reraises to 60 from BB. I flat cuz we're deep obv. I flop gin 97Jss. He bets and I raise. He flats, pot is now ~$750. I'm like sweet I'm going to be so fuckin rich. Turn A so I check behind cuz he's gonna fold if I bet, river.. A. FML I check cuz he isn't going to fold now I think. I lose to his KK. He berates me for a full minute about some shit I can't understand cuz his fucking asian nit accent. FUCK MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK IS COUNTERFEITING THAT SHIT IS SO GAY.

Whatever. I'm still rich right? Table breaks eventually and I move to another w/ my fat stacks. ten hands in I decide to have fun and I squeeze an old guy and his flat caller. I have 43s. Caller inbetween folds. Flop QK8ss so I cbet/he makes a small raise all-in and I'm forced to call. He fucking owned me so fucking hard. The board bricks off and he fucking shows me AQ WHAT THE FUCK HOW COME I CAN NEVER GET PEOPLE TO SPAZZ OUT WHEN I WNAT THEM TO AKSJDFIOJAVWE$IOTJ49itjrdg0o9ijaert good bye $700 more dollars.

So that's how an awesome session turned into a merely good one. SUICIDE.

The end.

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YO PECKERS I am sleep deprived and just finished an 19 hour session that sucked DICKS. I was up 1100, sat in the sickest soft 4handed 5/10 on the planet, giant fish left so I dipped out and the game broke. 100 profit woot(the only reg in the game was catching cards vs me like the sickness).

Then I eventually made a borderline bluff catch for an $1600 pot with TPTK (I lost lolz) and then THE BEST THING EVER happened. I said "I'm really tired its time to go, last orbit" UTG I pick up KJs which is awesome for raising in live FR IMO so I Raise that shit, this guy calls me and that's it, flop is KJ7ss YES I HAVE A GOOD HAND! So I bet, he raises, I 3 bet/call his shove for a $1500 pot. he has AKo, TURN ACE LOL OLOLOLOLOL 3OUTERAMENTS TOOK MY PROFIT!!! 19 hour session -$200, oh well.

Anyway since I got here on Thursday I'm up $1300 which I guess is cool. I really should of just ended my session about 7-8 hours before I did and locked up the $1100 profit since the games had dried up anyway.. then I'd be ballinrageous. But whatever. I won't play sessions over ~14 hours w/o a REALLY good reason anymore, I think :/?

Also at the 2/5 I was sitting in I saw a guy lose aces full vs quad queens for 3BI lol. The Wynn doesn't have a badbeat jackpot so..fuck my life cuz I Didn't get a table share, plus that poor bastard didn't get his bad beat. It was hilarious cuz the loser was a reasonably ok player and the winner was the sick donkey half the table was sitting for.

I'm trying to post pictures from myth's birthday last month but apparently the internet at the apartment has like a 2kb/s max upload so I Can't be arsed atm I'll try and figure something out 2morrow.
Here is a teaser of Haj(uptown's) handsome mug.. he was completely fkn obliterated this night.

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Quick update here, been grinding my balls off! Thursday I Got into town at noon, played 9 hours. Friday night I get back to the tables and play from 7pm - 2PM, sleep in my car LOL for 3 hours, and play from 5pm-3AM sunday morning. I'm running pretty good (even though I missed like 4 combo draws in a row.. finally hit one last night.. ofc it was the one where I was actually way behind instead of flipping/ahead lolpoker).

All I need is to run good at monday's freeroll (LOL freeroll is my first life tournament), win 1st place, then retire?

Last night I had a really awesome table as far as how fun it was (pretty soft as well).

Not too much else happening since all I've been doing is grinding! Gotta go transfer my gym membership and finally get my ass in the gym again, and get my car detailed and probably take it to the shop.. I guess in a couple of days if I don't hit a downer I should spend the money on that crap.. ugh

Finally got a withdraw going from cake. I have 8k online, figure I'll toss 5k in my bank account, and 3k onto UB in a couple of weeks. Still not sure how I am going to handle online vs live poker. I guess I will just sort of let that happen..

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So I got to the apartment today. I moved my little bit of stuff in and am going to finish putting it away tomorrow, gotta figure out wtf a grocery store is 'n clean up a little bit before I put stuff where it goes.

Played a 9hr session at the Wynn. Had a couple of pretty entertaining hands. In one of 'em, this super drunk guy "put me on the flush draw" when I 3bet shoved on him on 62Tss. My 45s totally whiffed and his J5o took the pot.
..... uh most of my flush draws beat you anyways, dude.

I won about a buyin though, which is fine. I'm going to take 2 seconds and slap together a spreadsheet to record my sessions on so that I can see what my hourly, total winnings, etc ends up being. I am pretty sure my hourly at 1/3 live is less than my hourly 4-6 tabling nl100 but whatever. Its easier to play more hours live because you fight boredom a lot more than you fight mental fatigue 'n all.

Also then I can post a weekly or monthly graph MUAHAHAHAHHA I MUST HAVE MY GRAPHS.

Ok ttyl

btw I need 100 on stars for my 100 on FTP plz.

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I am on my laptop since I'm on the road to vegas atm so no graphs.

March went like this:
-Win 1800 in the first week playing nl200

-Goto vegas for spring break, randomly decide to stay an extra week

-Profit 2-2.5k playing live poker in vegas, spend all of it on strippers and going out/eating (I literally came back with exactly as much money as I started give or take fifty bucks)

-Decide to give vegas a shot

-Come home for a week and lose 800 dollars online

-Leave Florida behind (for now?)

Here I am on the road ^_^ Currently at a hotel in LA so I can get a shower and stuff. I'm feeling pretty good about everything and I'm excited for April (April will basically decide whether I stay in vegas for a long time or not). Looking forward to meeting new people, making friendships with those I have met, and being away from my family and basically 'free' for the first time, since I wasn't in dorms or anything during college.

I missed my goals for March (basically every goal.. totally missed), but that's alright because of the radical events that unfolded during my extended spring break.

Goals for April:
200 hours of live poker
Become awesome at poker/focus on learning
Control baller-desires until I have baller monies
Minimize life expenses
4k profit or atleast a good reason to stay in vegas, poker-wise

I hope things turn out awesome I'll be in vegas Thursday evening unless there's some crazy thing that side tracks me 'til Friday. Mapquest says I have 21 hours of driving left.
GL everyone

Driving through Texas for pretty much the entire day tomorrow, driving straight through Dallas. Anyone in Dallas want to get a beer at like 11AM? LOL

Here's my route. PM me if you are along the route and want to grab a meal/beer or have any important suggestions on a cool place to stop.

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In bullet point, stream of conciousness format!

-Last week here was a good time

-Told my dad over a nice sushi dinner, he is religious in a weird way so gambling is evil to him, but he says everyone can do what they want, and didn't put up any opposition

-my ex-gf randomly text me today trying to convince me not to go (from the dropping college/where will you be when you're 25 angle).

-Saturday at the nightclub was awesome-fun except for my idiot friend.

-I'm reading a really awesome book called Fool by Christopher Moore. I had a really really cute girl at the bookstore suggest a good book and I took it.

-I got Farcry2 yesterday and I played it for about 6 hours, would of been longer but the fuckin game has a terrible memory leak that makes it unplayable after an hour and you have to restart the client. Game is really cool though. I can't believe they haven't fixed the fucking memory leak. Why can't every game company be Blizzard?

-Yes the longest bullet point is about a videogame when I'm in the middle of a life changing move.

-I procrastinated like always (:D) and I have to do 90% of my packing stuff today. Gotta clean my car ughhhh.

-Any suggestions on what I should pack for my move? So far: Clothes, Computer, Razor, Wii

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