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Brief entry,
I was playing 2/5 today and was having a great session. Had a hilarious time where I came back to the game, randomly decided to post and picked up KJo. I raise and some nitty asian girl calls me. I'm 1.2k deep and she covers. Flop is JJ3ss, I bet she calls, turn J, I mentally fist pump and bet, she flats. Turn is Qs. I bet, she minraises, I shove for 600 more. She tanks for 5 minutes and calls w/ AA. Sick I'm rich now right?
Right after that hand some random guy sits to my left w/ $150. We're in the blinds and he's like, "if it folds to us, lets go flip blind". I'm like ok. It folds to us and I shove, he calls. I flip 73o and I'm like, "Fuck I'm doomed". He is like YES! and flips 52o LOL. I hold. EZ LIFE. My heater is infinite.
Then some really fat weird guy sits down and tries to buy-in with $200 in tournament entry chips. Its explained to him that he can't so he takes out $200 cash. He open raises his first hand to $100 and calls the shove for $100 more. He shows KJo and loses.
Awesome right? No. He lost the money to someone else. He gets up and is leaving when I'm like, "Whoa whoa why is he leaving?". Well he ran out of money.. so I had the dealer call him back and I bought his $200 in tournament chips from him so he could stay LOL. He busts his last $80 to me like 10 hands later 
Great day, right!?
Ok, wrong. Table breaks and I move to a table w/ some asian guy who has my 2.4k covered (Asians win a lot cuz they're terrible nits). Like 2 orbits in I raise 97s in the CO and he reraises to 60 from BB. I flat cuz we're deep obv. I flop gin 97Jss. He bets and I raise. He flats, pot is now ~$750. I'm like sweet I'm going to be so fuckin rich. Turn A so I check behind cuz he's gonna fold if I bet, river.. A. FML I check cuz he isn't going to fold now I think. I lose to his KK. He berates me for a full minute about some shit I can't understand cuz his fucking asian nit accent. FUCK MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK IS COUNTERFEITING THAT SHIT IS SO GAY.
Whatever. I'm still rich right? Table breaks eventually and I move to another w/ my fat stacks. ten hands in I decide to have fun and I squeeze an old guy and his flat caller. I have 43s. Caller inbetween folds. Flop QK8ss so I cbet/he makes a small raise all-in and I'm forced to call. He fucking owned me so fucking hard. The board bricks off and he fucking shows me AQ WHAT THE FUCK HOW COME I CAN NEVER GET PEOPLE TO SPAZZ OUT WHEN I WNAT THEM TO AKSJDFIOJAVWE$IOTJ49itjrdg0o9ijaert good bye $700 more dollars.
So that's how an awesome session turned into a merely good one. SUICIDE.
The end.
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Yaffie United Kingdom. Apr 10 2009 10:19. Posts 672 | | | |
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Shenny Canada. Apr 10 2009 10:48. Posts 1514 | | |
lol you owned yourself |
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CrownRoyal United States. Apr 10 2009 10:48. Posts 11386 | | | |
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boblion Andorra. Apr 10 2009 10:52. Posts 354 | | |
hilarious read |
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EscapingR Netherlands. Apr 10 2009 11:37. Posts 2353 | | |
yeh wtf how can you buy his chips rofl! |
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N3CR0S Czech Republic. Apr 10 2009 11:58. Posts 279 | | |
lol @ fucking nit asian accent |
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EXCELED Canada. Apr 10 2009 12:05. Posts 401 | | |
haha i know waht ur sayin about the asian accents lol |
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[vital]Myth  United States. Apr 10 2009 14:15. Posts 12159 | | | |
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Uptown . Apr 10 2009 22:10. Posts 3557 | | |
BTW I BLACKED OUT AGAIN ON THURSDAY LOL |
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| | On April 10 2009 21:10 Uptown wrote:
BTW I BLACKED OUT AGAIN ON THURSDAY LOL |
LOL what a gangster. can't wait to come visit u or you can come back over here to visit ^^ hahahahha |
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xx frankie United States. Apr 11 2009 05:08. Posts 57 | | |
sick stuff man..good job though at least being up on the night..lol |
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