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Zerg FTW
I rip through evil races all day on iccup
i aint going down cos the only way is up
moving thru the ranks all day and all night
you better get out of my sight, cos i aint going down without a fight
my strategies are flawless, my apm is at its peak
you better retreat to your base, ur future seems bleak
your run is futile like dragoons and swarms of lings
there is nowhere to go motherfucker, I got queens.
green poison, yes im spreading ensnare
your last change is Dark Templars, but i dont even care
overlords are hovering above for higher vision
time for a final attack, its an easy decision!
my troops are ready, numberred 1 to 9
to fuck with your brain ill sneak lurkers behind mineral line
you try to surround me, its not working alas
youre broke, youre out of minerals and out gas
Theres no point to play on, you've been outclassed!
Since i got so much hate for my last blog, heres some more:
Tale of over aggro Monkey
I am raising under the gun
I got Ace Queen suited, jsut for fun
I get 3bet, I shove it in
Lets see the board
I hope it won't get too mean
He turns over,
Ace and King
Flop,turn and on the river,
QUEEN!
Hell yeah i win!
Cos in poker, its all luck
If you got skill
I dont give a fuck
Ill suck out,
And ill take ur cash
I got outs
And you got smashed
So dont you fucking play
Out of your roll
20 buyins min, or you be gone
And dont you cry to mamma
If you got set over set
It's only 100 big blinds
And we've just met
So why dont you reload
For all of your roll
Variance is God
Do'ya wanna call?
I almost can feel it
I am running hot
Cos im banking
And you're not
The dealer is sweatin'
I get suited 6 and 8
I raise, get 3betted
Tell dealer to wait
In a spur of a moment
I push in my stack
I read his expression
Its clearly "FUCK!"
Cos the only way to go
Is to be aggressive
I can hear crowds whisper
"Thats way impressive"
He calls with Ten Ten
Again I suck out
I told you, its a game of chance
I pack my shit and get out.
(aka hit and run lol)
I’ll tell you a story
About Hesus
There was a broad
She was pretty loose
Her name was Mary
She wasnt married
Once at a party
That’s where things started
Everybody was young ,
And having fun
Joseph drank so much wine
And thought she was fine
Soon she gave in
To the ultimate Sin
First she got pregnant, then she got scared
She needed quickly to get married
Cos people that age
Were filled with rage
Promiscuous Mary thought she'd get stoned
She went to a lawyer and paid him in full
He was a Jew and he was no fool
Go to the church, the Jew has said
Before the priest you gotta kneel
And tell everybody it was God's Will
Tell everybody you're still a virgin
To fix that up ill send you to my surgeon.
Here’s the address,
But before you go put on a nice dress.
So that’s the story how Jesus was born
I got the idea from watching too much porn.
So I decided to withdraw my remaining shamefully small amount of money I had left on PS and deposited to ONGAME(Opoker skin) Which operates in Euros. This made my babalnce look even smaller . Which was super depressing.
ANyhow Ive played shit all this month. Mostly NL25. But i banked pretty good lol.
This brings me back to my theory: Less hands = More profit. At least for me it has been this way.
So anyway Im gonna play some next month. Hoping to move up n bank more money. Cos im broke. ANd need a job. I cant afford shit. GOnna become a bum soon.
BTW i Have a question!
I used to upload all my pics to google pages. Which was sweet. But now they closed the website and replaced it with google sites. Which is gay!!! It lets me upload photos, but when i embed the image into my blog, it doesnt show the picture! This can be seen on last blog entry. FFS!
So what im asking is, what is a good host for me to host all my pictures? Like graphs and girls that i post? I was thinking LP, but i want something thats like not only poker related.
Wow what a shit month. down 1.2 k in NLHE. Sucks.
As I also mentioned in one of my previous blogs my car has been stolen, so I bought my sisters car for 1.5k. Its 89 toyota corolla as well. Looks decent. Still alive. So hopefully it wont break down on me and will be worth the 1.5k. In order to afford this car I had to cash out 900 bucks. That and combined downswing fucked me up.
Heres NLHE graph:
I have low hopes for no limit. Its reg infested. Im giving a go PLO, seems like theres less competition at the moment, altho the waitlists also go up once europe time hits evening. I dont have any tracking software for PLO, so i cant really say how im playing it. But i think im up. Since i started the month with 3.6, lost 1.2 and cashed 0.9k. I should be around 3.6-1.2-0.9 = 1.5K, but im about 1.9. So sad im not even rolled for NL100, so im going down and playing buyin 50 bucks...
Since this has been an ass of a month, im gonna compensate with some hot butts.
so i was banned for a week. Im not 100% sure for what but im guessing it was for making reposts in the ROFL thread.
Im just asking next time im banned to at least send me a pm to tell me what i was banned for, and for how long.
I was just banned, i didnt know for what, didnt know for how long or by who, which was bs.
When you use ur ban hammer let people know for what! and how long! have some courtesy.
"System - an assemblage or combination of things or parts forming a complex or unitary whole: a mountain system; a railroad system" - from dictionary.com
Systems. Everything can be considered as a subsystem of a larger system. Except for one. The universe. It is the largest system that contains every other system. Galaxies, stars, light, gravity, planets, electrons, quarks, ducks etc.
Every subsystem has inputs and outputs.
Lets think about the Earth System. It has inputs and outputs. Inputs are light and other electromagnetic waves, gravitational forces, space junk etc. Outputs are everything else. Trees, animals, rocks hot girls etc.
Every of these systems has inputs and outputs. So do animals, so do humans. Compared to the universe the earth system is very insignificant. So what makes a human system so different to animal system? Both have inputs and outputs, both are utilised by the earth system. Why do you think we are more important of a system than say cows?
Aight not to bore you any longer I will produce some of the more finesse outputs of the human system so that the male part of the human system can enjoy.
Shoutout to tenbagger - stop gettin it in AA vs my AK pf ;p
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