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spets1 Australia. Dec 02 2009 19:05. Posts 2179 | | |
Here is poem I wrote
I’ll tell you a story
About Hesus
There was a broad
She was pretty loose
Her name was Mary
She wasnt married
Once at a party
That’s where things started
Everybody was young ,
And having fun
Joseph drank so much wine
And thought she was fine
Soon she gave in
To the ultimate Sin
First she got pregnant, then she got scared
She needed quickly to get married
Cos people that age
Were filled with rage
Promiscuous Mary thought she'd get stoned
She went to a lawyer and paid him in full
He was a Jew and he was no fool
Go to the church, the Jew has said
Before the priest you gotta kneel
And tell everybody it was God's Will
Tell everybody you're still a virgin
To fix that up ill send you to my surgeon.
Here’s the address,
But before you go put on a nice dress.
So that’s the story how Jesus was born
I got the idea from watching too much porn.
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Mynyx . Dec 02 2009 19:14. Posts 185 | | |
| | On December 02 2009 18:05 spets1 wrote:
So that’s the story how Jesus was born
I got the idea from watching too much porn. |
Only this is good. Sorry |
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devon06 Canada. Dec 03 2009 01:32. Posts 116 | | |
pretty fucking horrible.
and to think you even posted this garbage in rofl thread...
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spets1 Australia. Dec 03 2009 04:54. Posts 2179 | | |
fuck you guys.  |
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