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spets1   Australia. Dec 03 2009 05:00. Posts 2179
HIT N RUN

Since i got so much hate for my last blog, heres some more:

Tale of over aggro Monkey

I am raising under the gun
I got Ace Queen suited, jsut for fun
I get 3bet, I shove it in
Lets see the board
I hope it won't get too mean
He turns over,
Ace and King
Flop,turn and on the river,
QUEEN!
Hell yeah i win!

Cos in poker, its all luck
If you got skill
I dont give a fuck
Ill suck out,
And ill take ur cash
I got outs
And you got smashed

So dont you fucking play
Out of your roll
20 buyins min, or you be gone
And dont you cry to mamma
If you got set over set
It's only 100 big blinds
And we've just met

So why dont you reload
For all of your roll
Variance is God
Do'ya wanna call?

I almost can feel it
I am running hot
Cos im banking
And you're not

The dealer is sweatin'
I get suited 6 and 8
I raise, get 3betted
Tell dealer to wait
In a spur of a moment
I push in my stack
I read his expression
Its clearly "FUCK!"

Cos the only way to go
Is to be aggressive
I can hear crowds whisper
"Thats way impressive"

He calls with Ten Ten
Again I suck out
I told you, its a game of chance
I pack my shit and get out.
(aka hit and run lol)

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Xanthos   . Dec 03 2009 06:19. Posts 110

Spets1 that was pretty funny stuff in last blog too. We have some religious freaks here obviously.


RaiZ   France. Dec 03 2009 06:26. Posts 1503

rofl nice one ;p

Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH 

EscapingR   Netherlands. Dec 03 2009 08:24. Posts 2353

variance is god LOL :D


terrybunny19240   United States. Dec 03 2009 12:02. Posts 13829

haha I think this one was way better


Silver_nz   New Zealand. Dec 03 2009 13:10. Posts 5647

heh, well done


Chobo1   Thailand. Dec 03 2009 14:11. Posts 287

i <3 ur poems


 



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